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emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

In lighter news, while thinking about The Fourth I kind-of wondered how you'd say "fireworks" in German, and I said "feuerwerken" out lout (no idea whether that's even close) but the point is I felt really embarrassed because I immediately thought I sounded like a nazi

thank god I was alone :ohdear:

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galenanorth: May 19, 2016

SKULL.GIF posted:

http://i.imgur.com/4JEyMaZ.gifv

it took me so long to notice the rug moving, I thought the cat had the hiccups, and at first I thought "now it makes sense", but then it didn't make any sense that the cat could spring up like that, cats are magic

# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:18

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Business Gorillas posted:

Valentia is good but Crystal is better

Valentina has the perfect thickness and flavor to shake chicken wings/chicken tenders in and Crystal cannot come close to being so useful. Plus it's sort of just yet another vinegar heavy hot sauce

# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:18

Notorious R.I.M.: Jan 27, 2004; up to my ass in alligators

All stocks appear to be reporting 123.47 so for some it's a huge up and some a huge down. Weird.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:18

Red Dad Redemption: Sep 29, 2007

Reality Winner posted:

gently caress ya end of the world

i need everyone to hold off on Great Depression II / Weimar hyperinflation for a little while longer if that's ok

# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:19

Chunky Salsa: Aug 31, 2016; "Isn't that right, Zach?"

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

All stocks appear to be reporting 123.47 so for some it's a huge up and some a huge down. Weird.

123.45 would have been too obvious I suppose

# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:19

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

All stocks appear to be reporting 123.47 so for some it's a huge up and some a huge down. Weird.

Penny stocks are back

# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:20

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

All stocks appear to be reporting 123.47 so for some it's a huge up and some a huge down. Weird.

It's 123.456 rounded lol

# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:20

Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

Annual Prophet posted:

i need everyone to hold off on Great Depression II / Weimar hyperinflation for a little while longer if that's ok

no dice

# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:20

stuffed crust punk: Oct 8, 2004; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

hallebarrysoetoro posted:

the original was more amusing???

underneath the $650000 every value shouldve been "not nearly enough"

# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:20

succ: Nov 11, 2016; by Cyrano4747

Epic High Five posted:

TRUMP!!!!!

buy buy buy

# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:20

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

It's not all stocks my Smith and Wesson stock hasnt exploded

# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:21

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

and that florida man was

((jeb))

# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:21

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

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# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:21

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

galenanorth posted:

it took me so long to notice the rug moving, I thought the cat had the hiccups, and at first I thought "now it makes sense", but then it didn't make any sense that the cat could spring up like that, cats are magic

the cat is startled by its shadow.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:21

C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Soiled Meat

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

oooh those Wasabi Ginger ones, I remember. I didn't realize they weren't in rotation anymore.

Yeah I looked a week or two ago but didn't see them and don't remember seeing them since

# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:21

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Purchase orders aren't going through

# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:22

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

I hear there's a nationwide Chase outage too.

Chase sucks btw

all banks suck

# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:22

angerbot: Mar 23, 2004; plob

Chunky Salsa posted:

Kind of existential for a snack, really

if you can't take the heat (of an existential crisis) stay out of the kitchen

# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:23

Notorious R.I.M.: Jan 27, 2004; up to my ass in alligators

Epic High Five posted:

It's 123.456 rounded lol

lmao. Man they better be loving glad this happened after market close.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:23

Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

Epic High Five posted:

Purchase orders aren't going through

oh man it should be like when something in a store has the wrong price listed

# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:23

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

the russians have hacked the stocks!

# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:23

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

Epic High Five posted:

TRUMP!!!!!

I thought this was fake and had to check

What the gently caress happened?

# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:23

Agean90: Jun 28, 2008

stock market (computer) crash 2017 owns

# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:24

Red Dad Redemption: Sep 29, 2007

Epic High Five posted:

It's 123.456 rounded lol

this is undoubtedly cyber

cyber something something

e:f,b

# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:24

Notorious R.I.M.: Jan 27, 2004; up to my ass in alligators

Louisgod posted:

I thought this was fake and had to check

What the gently caress happened?

Some code pusher is going to have a hell of a postmortem to write before they get fired.

edit: Or alternatively the NYSE backend got 0wned by a high schooler who decided to run UPDATE stocks SET price = '123.4567' on the db.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:24

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

emfive posted:

I hear there's a nationwide Chase outage too.

Chase sucks btw

all banks suck

Yeah I was having issues with this earlier today.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:25

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

Burgin out, burgin out, burgin out you're burgin out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf48aKwxDwI

# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:25

Chunky Salsa: Aug 31, 2016; "Isn't that right, Zach?"

Chunky Salsa posted:

123.45 would have been too obvious I suppose

Epic High Five posted:

It's 123.456 rounded lol

lol goddamn

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

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emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Louisgod posted:

I thought this was fake and had to check

What the gently caress happened?

somebody outsourced important software to a bad consulting firm

on the bright side, the company probably walked away with a poo poo ton of money, but the lowly (bad) coders got none of it so death to capitalism

# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:25

D O R K Y: Sep 1, 2001

Half days outlawed

# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:26

Agean90: Jun 28, 2008

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

Some code pusher is going to have a hell of a postmortem to write before they get fired.

is this system based off a normal computer or is it the root FORTRAN base network because theres like 2 dudes who know how to work on that and lol if you think they'll spend the money to train a replacement

# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:26

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUC2EQvdzmY

# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:27

Red Dad Redemption: Sep 29, 2007

emfive posted:

somebody outsourced important software to a bad consulting firm

on the bright side, the company probably walked away with a poo poo ton of money, but the lowly (bad) coders got none of it so death to capitalism

NYSE blue team guys couldn't get them to upgrade from xp/ smb1

either that or an email promising HUGE ERECTIONS came in

# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:27

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

Epic High Five posted:

Valentina has the perfect thickness and flavor to shake chicken wings/chicken tenders in and Crystal cannot come close to being so useful. Plus it's sort of just yet another vinegar heavy hot sauce

Vinegar heavy sauces are perfect for fried seafood, which is also the perfect method of putting hot sauce in your face

# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:27

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

I don't think there's a lot of money-moving or money-tracking code written in FORTRAN. COBOL maybe, and probably some quant stuff is FORTRAN (partially) because lots of big numerics stuff still relies on antique FORTRAN packages (SAS etc) but not counting pennies.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:28

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

lol jokes on you fools who use banks

lets just say that "buttcoins" ain't no joke

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bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

aemridakax

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Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

emfive posted:

somebody outsourced important software to a bad consulting firm

on the bright side, the company probably walked away with a poo poo ton of money, but the lowly (bad) coders got none of it so death to capitalism

2017 owns

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