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VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

kidcoelacanth posted:

Newman/Harvick as well

Newman took the 31, the 29 became the 3 for Dillon

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Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

VikingSkull posted:

Newman took the 31

This sounds very sexual to me, like "Newman took the 31 into his bed."

e:

kidcoelacanth posted:

I mean yeah, but functionally it may as well be a swap

NASCAR: Moonlanding Denier Cucked by Boss' Grandson.flv

Harveygod fucked around with this message at 15:08 on Jul 4, 2017

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

VikingSkull posted:

Newman took the 31, the 29 became the 3 for Dillon

I mean yeah, but functionally it may as well be a swap given that actual trades aren't a thing

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Guesses on who's taking the 88 seat?

L_Harrison
May 22, 2007
Carl Edwards

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

kidcoelacanth posted:

I mean yeah, but functionally it may as well be a swap given that actual trades aren't a thing

well if we're going for cityname sportsteam analogies it's like saying a dude got traded to the yankees because the mets and angels swapped players and the yankees brought up a rookie

everything about the 29 team stayed the same but the driver, newman took a completely different team despite the owner being the same

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Obviously we need a trade deadline to build the drama

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
This isn't quite related to a trade, but Hut Stricklin was fired and replaced by Jimmy Spencer in four consecutive rides.


e) for Osterlund (the Osterlund comeback Heinz 57), Bobby Allison, Junior Johnson, and Travis Carter.

Feels Villeneuve fucked around with this message at 16:10 on Jul 4, 2017

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Norns posted:

Guesses on who's taking the 88 seat?

Ty Dillon. Gonna chase those Dale Jr/Neo Nazi fans.

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Peanut President posted:

Ty Dillon. Gonna chase those Dale Jr/Neo Nazi fans.

Have Clint Boywer split his time between this and the 14.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Peanut President posted:

Ty Dillon. Gonna chase those Dale Jr/Neo Nazi fans.

lmao

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Norns posted:

Guesses on who's taking the 88 seat?

Suarez

von Manstein
Jul 30, 2005

Panzer P.I.M.P

Norns posted:

Guesses on who's taking the 88 seat?

Angela/Amber Cope

ShadowedFlames
Dec 26, 2009

Shoot this guy in the face.

Fallen Rib

Norns posted:

Guesses on who's taking the 88 seat?

Some random rear end in a top hat who refuses to sell us hats.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

I swear to god there's a big truck that lives around here somewhere with 14 and 88 stickers in the back window. I wonder every single time.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Someone on Youtube literally had the name "1488fan" and didn't seem to know why it was weird

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
the 14 words

NASCAR Rule Book Section Twelve Dash One: Actions Detrimental To Stock Car Auto Racing

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Feels Villeneuve posted:

Someone on Youtube literally had the name "1488fan" and didn't seem to know why it was weird

he likes to give it a little gas and smoke his opponents

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Norns posted:

Guesses on who's taking the 88 seat?

Carl, Brad, or Larson.

Alex Bowman has been screwed by the fact there are so many quality free agents this season.

LASTCAR
Mar 25, 2010

I like the drivers
you never hear about
in the cars
you never see
who finish in the position
you never want


I still hold out hope Bowman gets it, then lets Junior run the Clash.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

I'm going with Byron to the 88. Play on the "young guns" in the sport.

I don't like the number 9...the car and driver are fine...somwthing about the number makes me uncomfortable.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

I've heard that nationwide is pretty attached to 88 as a number at this point.

I really hope they don't go with Byron. Let him run xfinity for another year at least.

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


exploded mummy posted:

he likes to give it a little gas and smoke his opponents

:allbuttons:

E: poo poo, there's two ways to take this.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

The tone shifted as the weekend went on from "DALE JR'S LAST RIDE AT DAYTONA" to "DALE JR'S LAST RIDE AT DAYTONA as a full-time driver". I thought I heard some suggestion he may run another 500 someday.

Point is it wouldn't surprise me at all for NASCAR to magically rescind the "fifth car for a rookie only rule". Put a full-time driver in the 25 or whatever and let Byron run a handful of races with Junior in the 88 to sell sponsorship is my idea.

SwampYankee
Mar 7, 2007

By the grace of God and 600 horsepower
Ryan Preece is running a couple Xfinity races for Gibbs:

https://www.motorsport.com/nascar-xs/news/ryan-preece-gets-two-nascar-xfinity-races-with-joe-gibbs-racing-926852/

I'm interested to see how he does. He can wheel the hell out of a modified, and he had some decent runs with JD Motorsports considering the equipment.

von Manstein
Jul 30, 2005

Panzer P.I.M.P
Even better XFinity news
Angela (Cope) Ruch will be trying to make the field!
http://myemail.constantcontact.com/...aid=FgyeX24iDF8

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

has this been posted here before?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiahT_RbaX0

L_Harrison
May 22, 2007
Huh, I guess there was a truck race last night.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Yeah I missed it since it was delayed like 3 hours

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



N: Matt Kenseth doesn't have a ride next year.

https://twitter.com/nascaronnbc/status/883321301431181318

V: Boo loving hoo.

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


Well the one huge Kenseth fan in my office is going to be really upset.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Matt Kenseth: the last true NASCAR Cup champion :colbert:

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

iospace posted:

Matt Kenseth: the last true NASCAR Cup champion :colbert:

I'm discovering a side of you I'm not sure I care for in this thread!

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

And also the reason for what we have now.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Enjoy Kenseth to the 88, erryone.

Meanwhile, Alex Bowman is dumped into a well.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
So who's driving the 20 next year?

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Peanut President posted:

So who's driving the 20 next year?

Jones

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


big nipples big life posted:

And also the reason for what we have now.

Unfortunately. That sort of awesome consistency through a season sadly must be punished.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

iospace posted:

Unfortunately. That sort of awesome consistency through a season sadly must be punished.

the chase is basically a debris caution for the entire season

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


big nipples big life posted:

the chase is basically a debris caution for the entire season

Indeed. The Chase is exactly when it became painfully obvious that they were *ahem* chasing casuals. Most people who weren't into racing would probably complain "WHY DOESN'T THE PERSON WHO WIN THE MOST WIN IT ALL :byodood:" like other sports. It's by far the dumbest thing, and I will never stop making GBS threads on it.

It also unleashed JimmieBot on the world :barf:

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