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GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

are north korea the good guys now

ninja edit balls

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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
everything's bigger in texas ifuknowhatimean *points to giant belt buckle with a dick on it*

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Reality Winner posted:

everything's bigger in texas ifuknowhatimean *points to giant belt buckle with a dick on it*

You've got a huge... Tract of land

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

juche avocado posted:

I enjoy this derail but for whatever it's worth, I do "get" it. I was being willfully dense. I'm sorry.

so that's no different from at least some of the options available to graduating 12th-graders: lol that anyone would think to commemorate their four-to-five-year legally-mandated stint in high school with exactly those at those prices

Yes, those were the MAGA options available to me when my dad got cancer and died uninsured and I graduated high school penniless. MAGA!!!



(Ed: Yeah, I don't get a class ring.)

petit choux has issued a correction as of 22:24 on Jul 4, 2017

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
I'm so proud of our President who took the controversial stance of liking (but I guess if it doesn't happen oh well) gas prices to be lower.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


Bill Mitchell is a football player whose only move is spiking the ball after the touchdown. Over and over and over.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

gas prices should be lower!
rent should be lower!!

Deceptive Thinker
Oct 5, 2005

I'll rip out your optics!

Reality Winner posted:

https://twitter.com/nikkihaley/status/882344158232539138

Spending my 4th working at Subway all day. #ThanksCapitalism

Thanks Nikki, for reminding me that all Republicans suck

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





petit choux posted:

Yes, those were the MAGA options available to me when my dad got cancer and died uninsured and I graduated high school penniless. MAGA!!!

no, today it is great :911:

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

I'm the politician who works like 80 days a year for 6 figures but still whines that they have to go to a meeting on a mediocre non-holiday

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Nice gas prices you've got there, it'd be a shame if something happened to 'em

or not because I'm gonna forget about the entire subject after I finish this tweet :smugdon:

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



NPR started tweeting the declaration of independence lol

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





kaleedity posted:

NPR started tweeting the declaration of independence lol



i wanna benefit of the doubt this so fuckin hard over place v time

i just want everyone to be friends

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





twitter: probably not the right place to post the entire declaration of independence, nor anything else, I'd agree

o, for a world with Twitter in 1776

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

kaleedity posted:

NPR started tweeting the declaration of independence lol



There used to be some people who weren't fascist collaborators in the NPR. I watched that whole thing die in about 1993-1996. They were, in fact, clueless idealists like myself then, though, so RIP.

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin
In this metaphor the bus is president Donald Trump, the thirsty man is me and going into the pub is me needing a drink

https://i.imgur.com/mCQe57X.gifv

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Reality Winner posted:

https://twitter.com/nikkihaley/status/882344158232539138

Spending my 4th working at Subway all day. #ThanksCapitalism

"Spending my Christmas getting all my Hessians shot to death #ThanksGeorgeWashington"

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Hillary 2020 posted:

In this metaphor the bus is president Donald Trump, the thirsty man is me and going into the pub is me needing a drink

https://i.imgur.com/mCQe57X.gifv

that guy OWNS

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/NPR/status/882318474575523841

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Hillary 2020 posted:

In this metaphor the bus is president Donald Trump, the thirsty man is me and going into the pub is me needing a drink

https://i.imgur.com/mCQe57X.gifv

I'll raise my frog head ale to that one.

WorldIndustries
Dec 21, 2004


how are these people such loving babies

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





npr can be crazy centrist and milquetoast but i think there's a danger of diluted meaning when that's all it takes to be a fascist collaborator

is that all it takes?? i wonder, ivanka, do you have any thoughts on "collaborators"?

EDIT WAIT NO NO NO I FORGOT THE DANGER OD TYE NPR DERAIL NEVER MIND NEVER MIND

juche avocado has issued a correction as of 22:37 on Jul 4, 2017

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Reality Winner posted:

https://twitter.com/nikkihaley/status/882344158232539138

Spending my 4th working at Subway all day. #ThanksCapitalism

they said she was one of the better republicans

they once said that about christie

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Hillary 2020 posted:

In this metaphor the bus is president Donald Trump, the thirsty man is me and going into the pub is me needing a drink

https://i.imgur.com/mCQe57X.gifv

reading is good for your brain :)

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

She is so cool :allears:

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
if you aren't a card carrying member of the DSA then against the wall with you

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

logikv9 posted:

if you aren't a card carrying member of the DSA then against the wall with you

:same:

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

logikv9 posted:

if you aren't a card carrying member of the DSA then against the wall with you

:rosepop:

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Linear must be the word of the day.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
:hai:

https://twitter.com/marxbot3000/status/880652178758782976

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


the proletariat is the one who cucks

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

logikv9 posted:

if you aren't a card carrying member of the DSA then against the wall with you

its a cheaply printed business card.

i wanted something flashy. something i could show off on campus to impress the undergrads.

instead, i get some poor man's business card calling me a socialist organizer.

i can barely organize my lab notebook. my PI takes issue with this.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/ABC/status/882343268230377473

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
at least Nikki is getting properly eviscerated in the replies

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
what the gently caress why kill the bear

also euthanasia is a voluntary death not animal murdering >: (

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

PostNouveau posted:

The class ring is, like, Texas A&M's thing though. All their graduates wear one because it's a trash school for trash people.

And everyone of those fuckers will tell you the story of how an A&M corps member fought in WWII and helped liberate some poo poo stain village in Italy and if you go back to that village to this day wearing an A&M ring they will treat you like a king for liberating them. gently caress A&M forever; can't even build a decent bonfire without killing people.

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Reality Winner posted:

at least Nikki is getting properly eviscerated in the replies

https://twitter.com/sarahksilverman/status/882354234368286720

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