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Weldon Pemberton: May 19, 2012

It's a moose knuckle, get it right

Benny Harvey posted:

Is he topping up one bag of m&ms with a smaller bag?

I think it's a bag of funsized smaller bags

# ? Jul 3, 2017 14:12

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# ? May 16, 2024 23:50

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Bogan King posted:

This it?

YES

ps:

cash crab has a new favorite as of 21:41 on Jul 3, 2017

# ? Jul 3, 2017 18:02

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

"You can look at my butt, it's okay."

# ? Jul 3, 2017 23:44

Bogan King: Jan 21, 2013; I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

# ? Jul 3, 2017 23:52

Wrestlepig: Feb 25, 2011; my mum says im cool; Toilet Rascal

# ? Jul 4, 2017 00:43

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

cash crab posted:

I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY
I CHANGED YOUR LITTER TODAY AND IT
DOESNT MATTER MUCH TO ME
AS LONG AS ITS FRESH

# ? Jul 4, 2017 00:54

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Sweet lovely cat
I am waiting for your breath
It's fishy and you're on my chest
On my chest my dear
It's 4AM
And you're desperate to be fed
It's 4AM you are a caaaaaat

# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:15

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

cash crab posted:

Sweet lovely cat
I am waiting for your breath
It's fishy and you're on my chest
On my chest my dear
It's 4AM
And you're desperate to be fed
It's 4AM you are a caaaaaat

It took me like three tries to parse this because it's out of order

# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:22

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

No, because it is a different song than "Last Caress", thus it is flawless

# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:33

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I don't think I've ever actually heard a Misfits song, but I get jokes.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:49

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I don't think I've ever actually heard a Misfits song, but I get jokes.

Well, if you sneezed there's a good chance you just missed it.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 02:15

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

cash crab posted:

Sweet lovely cat
I am waiting for your breath
It's fishy and you're on my chest
On my chest my dear
It's 4AM
And you're desperate to be fed
It's 4AM you are a caaaaaat

That's a good song but you need to cut out the saxophone solo at the end.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 03:45

Bogan King: Jan 21, 2013; I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Bogan King posted:

So this has spawned a bunch of poo poo on the internets now for some reason

While Trump may hold a higher office this Christie dude is the biggest joke you have.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 07:12

EmmyOk: Aug 11, 2013

This is an article from 2012 and it's one of the most awkward things I have ever read. It's a woman talking about how hurt she is by her son getting a tattoo. When I was growing up my mother told me if I ever got a tattoo to only bother coming home long enough to back my bags which I thought was quite extreme, that pales in comparison to this lady though.

Some mad woman posted:

For three days, I can�t speak to my son. I can hardly bear to look at him.

Some mad woman posted:

So I cry instead. I have a lump in my throat that stops me from eating. I feel as if someone has died. I keep thinking of his skin, his precious skin, inked like a pig carcass.

Some mad woman posted:

We sit down with cups of coffee. I open my mouth to speak and end up crying instead. I say, �You couldn�t have done anything to hurt me more.�

He is cool and detached. He says, �I think you need to re-examine your prejudices.�

I think, but I have! I�ve done nothing else for three days!

My son's tattoo hurt me deeply

# ? Jul 4, 2017 12:49

Somfin: Oct 25, 2010; In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.; Nap Ghost

EmmyOk posted:

his precious skin

Okay, just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 12:58

Still Fluxing: Feb 14, 2013; A vision. A picture in my head. A picture of this.

EmmyOk posted:

This is an article from 2012 and it's one of the most awkward things I have ever read. It's a woman talking about how hurt she is by her son getting a tattoo. When I was growing up my mother told me if I ever got a tattoo to only bother coming home long enough to back my bags which I thought was quite extreme, that pales in comparison to this lady though.

My son's tattoo hurt me deeply

I'm just gonna assume that woman is a time-traveller from the 1950s.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 13:07

PCOS Bill: May 12, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Tattoos are for trash people.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 17:04

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

u r a rude person >

# ? Jul 4, 2017 17:06

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Tbf the Bible says not to get tattoos

# ? Jul 4, 2017 17:14

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

oldpainless posted:

Tbf the Bible says not to get tattoos

But then again it supports slavery so I'm really conflicted on stuff like that.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 17:18

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

LingcodKilla posted:

But then again it supports slavery so I'm really conflicted on stuff like that.

So long as you don't tattoo your slaves you're fine. Kid should have come home with a good old fashioned, and god sanctioned, brand.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 17:23

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LingcodKilla posted:

But then again it supports slavery so I'm really conflicted on stuff like that.

The Bible is more of a buffet imo, you pick and choose

# ? Jul 4, 2017 17:25

EmmyOk: Aug 11, 2013

I wish everything worked like that :saddowns:

"Boss man, I like the dental coverage but I'm gonna head my own way on this whole Monday to Friday deal, g'luck"

# ? Jul 4, 2017 17:28

om nom nom: Jul 23, 2011; om nom nom nom nom nom nom; Grimey Drawer

oldpainless posted:

The Bible is more of a buffet imo, you pick and choose

So you're saying you could go... Old testamentless

# ? Jul 4, 2017 17:29

im pooping!: Nov 17, 2006

i got owned by some dumb bitch like a year ago reading an article where she was raving about her kid getting a tattoo because after the entire story there wasnt even a picture of the tattoo, so im not clicking that

# ? Jul 4, 2017 17:46

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

GOOD GOD, she must be fun at parties.

e:

Happy 4th of July, Amerigoons. :patriot:

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# ? Jul 4, 2017 17:53

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

My mom just made fun of me for getting a tattoo when I came home with one when I was 17. Then again my parents are awesome.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 17:56

EmmyOk: Aug 11, 2013

im pooping! posted:

i got owned by some dumb bitch like a year ago reading an article where she was raving about her kid getting a tattoo because after the entire story there wasnt even a picture of the tattoo, so im not clicking that

This is almost certainly the same article because i was similarly disappointed.

e: I was in uni with a mature student in his 40s or 50s and he showed me two scars on his arm where he had gotten tattoos as a teen and she dragged him to hospital to get them cut out. God bless you mid-80s Ireland.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 17:59