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Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

I lust for the sweet embrace of death

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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

lol bUt also god drat that is a tall limo

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


the korean war officially never ended

TRUMP

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/valkilmer/status/882035993674747905

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

Bethamphetamine posted:

Come on, you can't blame a man for not realizing that the car at the immediate base of AF1's stairs is meant for him to sit inside. Stairs are very taxing and scary, and Trump was opening and closing his butthole mouth for some reason as he was descending. Nobody reports on how complicated things are for Trump. fake news is pathetic.

yeah the mouth thing was really weird

like, if the president didn't wander off for about 20 seconds the mouth thing would be the weirdest part of that vid

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

MadJackal posted:

At what point does this become undeniable dementia?

It definitely is, I think internally they're figuring out how to handle it

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



he's makin a run for it!

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTJvpfkRRdA

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



according to that WaPo article, young Espn's middle name is Gray, and she has a four-year-old sister named Autzen, after the home stadium of the Oregon Ducks

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out




holy smoke that's strange

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






quote this 4eva

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

MadJackal posted:

At what point does this become undeniable dementia?

reagan thought his wife was his mother and he couldn't hold a conversation for more than a minute with anyone at the end of his presidency

ofc the trump white house is a lot more incompetent than the reagan white house, so who knows

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
breaking an armistice that has lasted for seven and a half decades is extremely cool and good also I work for a think tank in D.C. and wear pleated khakis to bed

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
If this was true somebody I've actually heard of would have reported it in the last two hours.

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Trump is going to absolutely ruin future U.S. history classes (assuming that the education system hasn't collapsed and the human race still exists).

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

the scary thing is if trump could have a kim-jun style cult of personality you know he would go for it

not cuz ideology or anything because his ego is really that big

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





tacodaemon posted:

according to that WaPo article, young Espn's middle name is Gray, and she has a four-year-old sister named Autzen, after the home stadium of the Oregon Ducks

she felt she needed to choose a name that would make him excited about the kid

she saw the name in a baby name book

psyduck, but from whatever year it had that shiny emote smell

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


FabioClone posted:

Trump is going to absolutely ruin future U.S. history classes (assuming that the education system hasn't collapsed and the human race still exists).

u know what happens when you assume

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004


Looks like this is the last chance to get in early on 💀DEATH CREW💀 before the bandwagon shows up.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/cbcasithappens/status/882358323265327104

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011





i think that ended up being this

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/882377570108538881

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

His credentials seem pretty legit. :ohdear:

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
https://twitter.com/NoTotally/status/882103172277207040

https://twitter.com/NoTotally/status/882116144043237377

Lmao this tweet thread

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Trumps arrproval rating is low he wouldn't want to start a pointless war 6 months in his administration

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Holy poo poo we're all about to die!

Satire!

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/882377570108538881
pfff that's not a show of force that's bullshit

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


lol

quote:

According to Sommer, who has sifted through Proud Boys social media pages, there are four steps, or "degrees," to becoming a Proud Boy.

Declare yourself a Proud Boy.
Take a beating from other Proud Boys while naming five breakfast cereals. "This seems bizarre, but the theory behind it sort of prepares you to think on your feet and think when your adrenaline is pumping," Sommer said.
Get a Proud Boys tattoo.
Get into a physical fight with an left-wing protester.
They also take something of a vow of self-celibacy.

"You have to subscribe to McInnis' philosophy of #NoWanks, which means you can only masturbate once a month," Sommer said.

"He belives that too-frequent masturbation or pornography has sort of sapped the will of the modern man."

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Mackleless

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



more like foe of shorts, am i right? HEH

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


My dear friend, Steve Scalise, took a bullet for all of us

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Joementum posted:

Mackleless

and two with way more between them

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
this trump guy is boring. he should stir some poo poo up

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
like at the cost of people's lives

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/DaveBautista/status/882382369155538944

:krakken:

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

zen death robot posted:

he cant remember how to use the football

he's gonna get handed the football and immediately hand it to someone else

hopefully it's bannon and he ends it all

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

*your nuts constantly getting stomped on as you remember your favorite cereals*

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Joementum posted:

breaking an armistice that has lasted for seven and a half decades is extremely cool and good also I work for a think tank in D.C. and wear pleated khakis to bed

ah, the good life

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNi__fnadTM

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



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Apr 30, 2004


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