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Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
What I'm trying to say is:
Japan's loneliest seem to self destruct in quieter, more noble ways. :anime:

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dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib

Yikes. On the plus side since he's already dead she wont get exploited by him in some creepy way.

Dr. Snuggles
Dec 3, 2012

Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.
Virgins over 30 should be placed in an arena and forced to fight to the death until the last, strongest virgin is rewarded with a single gently caress.

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



twitcel lifestyle

https://twitter.com/jorgriggs/status/881589951674032128



https://twitter.com/jorgriggs/status/882026035218333696

https://twitter.com/spookperson/status/882084627271176192

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Aferisan posted:

Virgins over 30 should be placed in an arena and forced to fight to the death until the last, strongest virgin is rewarded with a single gently caress.

We've been over this in the last thread. Winner gets a free dick-suckin' and all the food they can catch. There was a whole cock cube in the center and everything!

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

uber_stoat posted:

ironically, that mutant isn't even an incel. he's written books about going to Asia to pick up prostitutes.

I only know of him because of H. Bomberguy's videos, so I don't know too much about him. Is he even more pathetic than "created a series of blatant rip-offs of Roosh V's books" and "create a fake woman blogger who talks about how cunnilingus is unnatural and gross"?

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party
whoa nelly

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Glad to see niggerstomper58 is still around

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


Can someone give a quick rundown on the various pill colors and what they all mean?

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Dare I ask what roastie means?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Mak0rz posted:

Can someone give a quick rundown on the various pill colors and what they all mean?

Red Pill: You're a dumbass who thinks he isn't a dumbass
Black Pill: You're a dumbass who thinks he isn't a dumbass
Blue Pill: You're a dumbass who thinks he isn't a dumbass
Orange Pill: You're a dumbass who thinks he isn't a dumbass
Off-White Pill: You're a dumbass who thinks he isn't a dumbass
Puce Pill: You're a dumbass who thinks he isn't a dumbass
Opalescent Pill: You're a dumbass who thinks he isn't a dumbass
Indigo Pill: You're a dumbass who thinks he isn't a dumbass
Green Pill: You're a dumbass who thinks he isn't a dumbass
Pink Pill: Good for stomach upset and indigestion, best taken with water
Yellow Pill: You're a dumbass who thinks he isn't a dumbass
Brown Pill: You're a dumbass who thinks he isn't a dumbass

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party

fast cars loose anus posted:

Dare I ask what roastie means?

incels think that the more a woman fucks, the more her labia droop down. it's chad after chad to the point where it looks like a roast beef sandwich.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug

big time bisexual posted:

incels think that the more a woman fucks, the more her labia droop down. it's chad after chad to the point where it looks like a roast beef sandwich.

That's even worse than I imagined hahaha

The thing that sticks out to me the most about these guys is their constant self-sabotage to prove their own points; they'd rather be unhappy and right about this than admit they're wrong and try something new

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

I wish I could get a realistic mask that made my face look human. When wearing it, my chin would protrude, my jawline would look sharp; I'd have positive canthal tilt and strong cheekbones etc..

I would put on the mask and go and find a Stacey at a club. I'd get her back to my place, and start loving. Just as she reaches the point of orgasm, I'll tear the mask off revealing my subhuman face to her, and I'll film her reaction with a gopro.

Rinse and repeat, and slowly but surely the incels will have their vengeance on Stacey

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

lazorexplosion posted:

I wish I could get a realistic mask that made my face look human. When wearing it, my chin would protrude, my jawline would look sharp; I'd have positive canthal tilt and strong cheekbones etc..

I would put on the mask and go and find a Stacey at a club. I'd get her back to my place, and start loving. Just as she reaches the point of orgasm, I'll tear the mask off revealing my subhuman face to her, and I'll film her reaction with a gopro.

Rinse and repeat, and slowly but surely the incels will have their vengeance on Stacey

I'm not looking forward to this gritty revenge of the nerds remake.

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

678 Rule - 6' height, 7'' dick, 8 face

Minimum requirements to be considered for anything by females.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

lazorexplosion posted:

678 Rule - 6' height, 7'' dick, 8 face

Minimum requirements to be considered for anything by females.

i have way too few faces

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

lazorexplosion posted:

I wish I could get a realistic mask that made my face look human. When wearing it, my chin would protrude, my jawline would look sharp; I'd have positive canthal tilt and strong cheekbones etc..

I would put on the mask and go and find a Stacey at a club. I'd get her back to my place, and start loving. Just as she reaches the point of orgasm, I'll tear the mask off revealing my subhuman face to her, and I'll film her reaction with a gopro.

Rinse and repeat, and slowly but surely the incels will have their vengeance on Stacey

Cool, rape by deception. It's okay, Revenge of the Nerds did it and the Stacy involved was totally okay with it. Nothing worrying about that at all!

dammit, EFB

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

Anyone else actually kind of get off on humiliation?

I've been humiliated all my life. Bullied constantly. Even teachers and other adults would call me ugly when I was a kid. Or stupid. Or white trash.

I have this hosed up fantasy that's all kinds of deranged. There was this one kid in high school who made my life hell.

In my fantasy my mom takes me to his house to have a talk with his parents. She knocks and he opens the door and says he's the only one home. So my mom walks in and starts to yell at him about bullying me.

He just kind of grins that poo poo eater Chad grin, and then he unzips his fly and his junk slips out and just dangles there for a second. 8+ inches of it. My mom stops mid-sentence, jaw hanging open, and stares. Then he puts a hand behind her head and slowly pushes her to her knees.

He looks me right in the eyes and keeps with that loving evil smile and then she just engulfs his dick and starts bobbing like crazy, moaning like sucking his dick is about to make HER cum.

I just stand there and watch. Then, after what's like an eternity, he whips his dick out, points it at me, and shoots his load on me. Then he calls my mom a slut and shoves us both out the door.

WTF is even wrong with me??? Why does this make me hard??? I seriously don't even enjoy porn anymore. I just think about this hosed up lovely fantasy. I'm not loving gay or incestuous and I hate this dude with all my heart. I used to fantasize about him dying a slow death, and now I don't even get off unless I imagine him cucking me with my mom.

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such

He's so close to realizing his own obsession is poisoning his life but just won't go the rest of the way and stop. :(

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

Women CAN NOT be mentally ill

It is physically impossible for a femoid to develop a mental illness, especially one as debilitating as depression, which Incels and average men face on a daily basis.

Femoids have everything handed to them on a silver plate, they are treated like gods and have more rights than men, and yet when they can't get Chad cock on demand they fake depression. They take a sleeping pill to fake suicide to get attention from their beta orbiters and Chad, meanwhile an Incel blows his brains out because of the bullying and deprivation of his God given right by females.

As if that wasn't anymore depressing, a female will fake disorders such as bipolar and schizophrenia in order to make themselves more interesting to Chad. As if that isn't evil enough they will claim they have autism, when it is statistically impossible for a female to have autism. Meanwhile Incels, struggle with autism and disorders such as schizophrenia everyday, and are treated like poo poo by females, who are happy to "have" those disorders when it comes time to gently caress Chad.

Finally, it takes chemical reactions in the brain to create mental illness, and we all know that females have no brains. Mental illness is also a human infliction, and women are barely human.

It is PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE for a female to have any kind of mental illness, and any femaloid that claims as such is likely lying so as to get more attention from Chad and potential orbiters. Women are pure and utter evil.

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

Wow the normies are really targeting this thread. Ok let me break it down to you guys, OP is mostly right. You do need at least a MINIMUM level of intelligence or brain electricity to have a mental disease, and women are sorely in lack in the intelligence department. That's why there so few female autists, and even female autists do not seem autistic (go to YouTube and check out female autists for yourself). Can you imagine a monkey having autism or schitzo or bipolar disorder? Yup, not happening!

And don't listen to what blue pilled therapists constantly tell you, about how mental illness is "genetic" or ingrained from birth. Even some incels who are suffering from mental diseases here will tell you that that is bullshit. There is a huge environmental component to mental illness, and even a huge "choice" component to mental illness. Mental illness is connected to existentialism, the way you perceive your existence. Women don't perceive the world, they don't even care! And they lack the environment negative enough to sustain such illnesses too.

Now some normies have remarked how they know so and so female has a mental illness. These are probably just outliers or cases of brain damage, where physical damage or some virus destroyed some circuitry in the brain and caused them to go wacko. There are also fakers, I personally know one.

Also, feminism has allowed some disorders to not be considered disorders among women. Sociopathy (hypergamy), attention deficit disorder (multi-tasking lol), attention seeking disorder (you go girl, Instagram), sex addiction (liberated females) and mania (if you can't handle me at my worst, you can't handle me at my best) gluttony (body positive movement) and suicide (anorexia) comes to mind as some of them.

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

I'm on the bus to my college and the bus gets to the stop in front of a student housing area. Everybody is gone back home for the summer yet there she is, my old oneitis sitting there at the stop. She doesn't even attend the college - the college isn't near any stores/malls or anything so she has ZERO reason to be there. It hit me that she was probably just leaving from a one night stand and got kicked out of chads house again (it was the morning).

She noticed me since I was sitting at the window and I instantly looked away in shame and humiliation. Next thing you know the sounds and images of some chads pelvis colliding with her rear end cheeks at high velocity enter my mind and I could feel my body heating up with anger very quickly.

Everyone else gets to have sex on a regular basis and I have to overcompensate with a career I never wanted just for a CHANCE to get cucked into a supporter role. LMFAO. Life is such a loving joke tbh, even on a day when I should be happy for my accomplishments the universe finds some way to remind me that I'm a loving worthless virgin

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

High velocity

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party
:yikes: at the LIFE FUEL tag

Hippity Hoppity
Mar 18, 2017

heh bleb bleb bleb

donate to the humane society
Are most incels athiest, I'm seeing lots of post where its there god given right to have a perfect waifu, but would a loving and just god condemn them to being cucked by chads?

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Screaming Idiot posted:

Red Pill: You're a dumbass who thinks he isn't a dumbass
Black Pill: You're a dumbass who thinks he isn't a dumbass
Blue Pill: You're a dumbass who thinks he isn't a dumbass
Orange Pill: You're a dumbass who thinks he isn't a dumbass
Off-White Pill: You're a dumbass who thinks he isn't a dumbass
Puce Pill: You're a dumbass who thinks he isn't a dumbass
Opalescent Pill: You're a dumbass who thinks he isn't a dumbass
Indigo Pill: You're a dumbass who thinks he isn't a dumbass
Green Pill: You're a dumbass who thinks he isn't a dumbass
Pink Pill: Good for stomach upset and indigestion, best taken with water
Yellow Pill: You're a dumbass who thinks he isn't a dumbass
Brown Pill: You're a dumbass who thinks he isn't a dumbass

sorry i meant what the pill colors mean in incel brains, not what they actually mean in reality

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



How dare you imply I have homosexual or incestuous thoughts!
*fantasizes about someone with a comically large penis getting fellated by his mother while he watches and is eventually ejaculated upon*

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

lazorexplosion posted:

Women CAN NOT be mentally ill

It is physically impossible for a femoid to develop a mental illness, especially one as debilitating as depression, which Incels and average men face on a daily basis.

🤔

Wikipedia posted:

In North America, the probability of having a major depressive episode within a year-long period is 3–5% for males and 8–10% for females. Major depression to be about twice as common in women as in men, although it is unclear why this is so, and whether factors unaccounted for are contributing to this.


lazorexplosion posted:

She noticed me since I was sitting at the window and I instantly looked away in shame and humiliation.

yes she looked away because she's ashamed and humiliated for some reason and totally not because you give off major rapey vibes

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Mak0rz posted:

yes she looked away because she's ashamed and humiliated for some reason and totally not because you give off major rapey vibes

No he looked away like nospheratu glimpsing the sun. The eyes of a woman can steal your soul

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Hippity Hoppity posted:

Are most incels athiest, I'm seeing lots of post where its there god given right to have a perfect waifu, but would a loving and just god condemn them to being cucked by chads?

I have a sneaking suspicion that they're definitely some species of reddit atheist.

Hobologist
May 4, 2007

We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"

lazorexplosion posted:

I wish I could get a realistic mask that made my face look human. When wearing it, my chin would protrude, my jawline would look sharp; I'd have positive canthal tilt and strong cheekbones etc..

I would put on the mask and go and find a Stacey at a club. I'd get her back to my place, and start loving. Just as she reaches the point of orgasm, I'll tear the mask off revealing my subhuman face to her, and I'll film her reaction with a gopro.

Rinse and repeat, and slowly but surely the incels will have their vengeance on Stacey

How cute. The incel thinks he can actually make a woman orgasm.

lazorexplosion posted:

Anyone else actually kind of get off on humiliation?

I've been humiliated all my life. Bullied constantly. Even teachers and other adults would call me ugly when I was a kid. Or stupid. Or white trash.

I have this hosed up fantasy that's all kinds of deranged. There was this one kid in high school who made my life hell.

In my fantasy my mom takes me to his house to have a talk with his parents. She knocks and he opens the door and says he's the only one home. So my mom walks in and starts to yell at him about bullying me.

He just kind of grins that poo poo eater Chad grin, and then he unzips his fly and his junk slips out and just dangles there for a second. 8+ inches of it. My mom stops mid-sentence, jaw hanging open, and stares. Then he puts a hand behind her head and slowly pushes her to her knees.

He looks me right in the eyes and keeps with that loving evil smile and then she just engulfs his dick and starts bobbing like crazy, moaning like sucking his dick is about to make HER cum.

I just stand there and watch. Then, after what's like an eternity, he whips his dick out, points it at me, and shoots his load on me. Then he calls my mom a slut and shoves us both out the door.

WTF is even wrong with me??? Why does this make me hard??? I seriously don't even enjoy porn anymore. I just think about this hosed up lovely fantasy. I'm not loving gay or incestuous and I hate this dude with all my heart. I used to fantasize about him dying a slow death, and now I don't even get off unless I imagine him cucking me with my mom.

Again, incels don't even have sex in their own fantasies.

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
I will never get over the fractal labia belief

Never

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
They made the sub private again lmao

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

They made the sub private again lmao

No peeping, roasties.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:

Quote is not edit...

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Mak0rz posted:

Can someone give a quick rundown on the various pill colors and what they all mean?






:newfap:

Dinosaurmageddon fucked around with this message at 07:31 on Jul 5, 2017

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

In incel parlance:

Red pill: the belief you can pick up women by being a chauvinist dick (wrong because if you are sub 8/10 YOU WILL NEVER GET LAID NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO IT'S IMPOSSIBLE)
Blue pill: the belief that you should treat women like normal humans and be a kind and likeable person (wrong because IT WILL MAKE YOU A BETA CUCK FEMINIST AND ALSO SEE ABOVE)
Black pill: the belief that everything is hopeless and a woman will never love you because they're all laughing at your negative canthal tilt or deep philtrum or other such irredeemably bad physical feature that makes you look sub 8/10 (the REAL and BITTER TRUTH of FEMALES)

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

lazorexplosion posted:

Women CAN NOT be mentally ill

...


As if that wasn't anymore depressing, a female will fake disorders such as bipolar and schizophrenia in order to make themselves more interesting to Chad.

g r e e d o i n b u t t m a k e s c h a d s u p e r h o t

e: Has anyone posted the one where a dude spied on his (sister? roommate?) having sex with a Chad and being so devastated by the fact that they weren't having extreme, degrading porn sex he cried while jerking off to it?

KomodoWagon fucked around with this message at 10:48 on Jul 5, 2017

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Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

yeah it was you

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