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Haifisch posted:At least it's not mayo like every other midwestern 'salad'? Yes, this is just low-rent trifle.
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reminds me of waldorf salad. whipped cream, walnuts, fruit. tastes amazing, looks like trash, probably contains six times the amount of sugar you need to have.
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Jul 5, 2017 02:02
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What's with this weird American habit of calling anything you slurry together in a bowl with goop on it a salad? Like I don't like veggies either but I don't start calling random things salads so that I can sound like less of a fat gently caress.
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Jul 5, 2017 02:38
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Sociopastry posted:reminds me of waldorf salad. whipped cream, walnuts, fruit. tastes amazing, looks like trash, probably contains six times the amount of sugar you need to have. waldorf salad is great. so is watergate salad - fruit cocktail, whipped cream, pistachio pudding mix, and marshmallows.
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Jul 5, 2017 02:54
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OwlFancier posted:What's with this weird American habit of calling anything you slurry together in a bowl with goop on it a salad? murica. in all seriousness, I have no goddamn idea.
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Jul 5, 2017 02:59
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Sociopastry posted:reminds me of waldorf salad. whipped cream, walnuts, fruit. tastes amazing, looks like trash, probably contains six times the amount of sugar you need to have.
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Jul 5, 2017 03:07
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weird! I've never seen it without the whipped cream, but then, I come from primarily the southwest/south, also known as D'YOU LIKE BLOCKED ARTERIES OF COURSE YOU DO!!!!
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Jul 5, 2017 03:08
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OwlFancier posted:What's with this weird American habit of calling anything you slurry together in a bowl with goop on it a salad? Well, you Brits are the people who call a big block of pan-fried cheese 'rabbit' just to be less depressed about your generally terrible food and nutrition culture :rosbif: (It's specifically a German-or-northern-european-immigrant/midwest thing; you won't find 'salad' referring to anything more outre than the option at chain sandwich places to get your contents in a bowl instead of between bread if you're in any kind of large coastal population center)
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Jul 5, 2017 03:10
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OwlFancier posted:What's with this weird American habit of calling anything you slurry together in a bowl with goop on it a salad? Hey man Americans aren't the only ones  Wurstsalat, more like wouldsalat
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Jul 5, 2017 03:13
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I'm a big fan of Chuckanut Broccoli Salad, which is a craisin/raisin and broccoli/bacon salad with a boiled dressing. It sounds and looks kind of awful but is in fact good.quote:CHUCKANUT MANOR SALAD 
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Jul 5, 2017 03:18
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I'll admit I like pasta salad sometimes, but there's a big difference between the good stuff and the "ingredients: mayo, pasta, more mayo" poo poo you'll get at Aunt Cantcookforshit's barbeque. Or the "mayo, pasta, token vegetable particle, fake cheese(as in 'literally just colored starch with no flavor' levels of fake)" horrors you can get at the grocery store.
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Jul 5, 2017 03:34
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Oh God would so much I'm a sucker for broccoli and yolk things, would eat it off the floor like a animal.
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Jul 5, 2017 03:35
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OwlFancier posted:What's with this weird American habit of calling anything you slurry together in a bowl with goop on it a salad? You should see what we call a sandwich.
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Jul 5, 2017 03:39
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kittenmittons posted:You should see what we call a sandwich.      Like so.
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Jul 5, 2017 03:44
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kittenmittons posted:You should see what we call a sandwich. 
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Bubblyblubber posted:I'm a sucker for broccoli and yolk things, would eat it off the floor like a animal. You piece of poo poo.
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Jul 5, 2017 03:45
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Haifisch posted:I'll admit I like pasta salad sometimes, but there's a big difference between the good stuff and the "ingredients: mayo, pasta, more mayo" poo poo you'll get at Aunt Cantcookforshit's barbeque. Or the "mayo, pasta, token vegetable particle, fake cheese(as in 'literally just colored starch with no flavor' levels of fake)" horrors you can get at the grocery store. my fav pasta salad is italian dressing, fresh tomatoes, sunflower seed kernals, green onion and a tiny bit of either chicken or bacon, depending on how picky my guests are. it's the good poo poo.
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Jul 5, 2017 03:46
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Haifisch posted:
good god this is dry e: oh there's cheese whiz
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Jul 5, 2017 04:04
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The Snoo posted:good god this is dry I thought it was mac and cheese at first, which honestly I probably would
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Jul 5, 2017 04:05
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surprise! cheez whiz
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The Snoo posted:surprise! cheez whiz new thread title plz
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Jul 5, 2017 04:29
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Ultimate Mango posted:new thread title plz Anti Food Porn / Food Fads: surprise! cheez whiz This needs to happen.
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Jul 5, 2017 05:18
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Don't you disparage a hashbrown sandwich. It should be breakfast sausage in there, though.
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Jul 5, 2017 07:47
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Scrolling down slowly I thought these were egg yolks at first. Then peaches. Still not sure if either of those wouldn't be better.
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Jul 5, 2017 07:52
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Yeah I was like 'weird looking apricots on toast??' until I looked harder
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Jul 5, 2017 08:05
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I'm still not sure what it might be. Carrot with sauce on top? Bologna with melted cheese food product?
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Jul 5, 2017 08:08
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Synthbuttrange posted:I'm still not sure what it might be. Carrot with sauce on top? Bologna with melted cheese food product? Cheese and tomato. SMDH at the goons who have never seen melted cheese on tomato before.
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Jul 5, 2017 08:09
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There's no internal seed cavity tomatos would have. And why're there diagonal stirations through the cheese.
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Jul 5, 2017 08:16
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I'm the slightly transparent bit at the top. There needs to be some cheese rules.
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Jul 5, 2017 08:20
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I'll put my chips on slices of salami/pepperoni or something. You can see the fatty meat pattern poking around the cheese, and they look too sturdy and uniform in size to be tomato.
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Jul 5, 2017 08:24
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Wait Does that make it a pizza?
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Jul 5, 2017 08:45
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bloom posted:I'm the slightly transparent bit at the top. The gently caress is with all these food fascists wanting rules?
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Jul 5, 2017 09:12
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The 4th Food Reich will rise again and we will put an end to this "everything is a pizza" madness. 
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Jul 5, 2017 09:19
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This is the new most Japanese thing I can imagine.
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Jul 5, 2017 10:14
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Actually no you'd have to cut the crusts off and not do the soy sauce. If it was just sweet crustless white bread, a ton of mayo and rice, that'd be Peak Glorious Nippon.
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Jul 5, 2017 10:15
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Haifisch posted:
That's the substance goblins ate in Troll 2
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Jul 5, 2017 10:23
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The Snoo posted:good god this is dry Um what, that's clearly Easy Cheese, look at the striations down the side of the cheese tubule. Gosh.
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Jul 5, 2017 13:58
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my bad, I haven't had canned cheese in a long time! I hate how canned cheese product is twice as expensive than regular real cheese
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It's always struck me as weird that fake spray-cheese and Spam are more expensive than equivalent amounts of genuine meat and cheese. Is this a supply and demand thing? Are people really willing to shell out more money for aerosol dairy and boiled pig anus loaf than real food?
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Screaming Idiot posted:It's always struck me as weird that fake spray-cheese and Spam are more expensive than equivalent amounts of genuine meat and cheese. Is this a supply and demand thing? Are people really willing to shell out more money for aerosol dairy and boiled pig anus loaf than real food? Both are easy to use and last forever
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