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Leroy Diplowski
Aug 25, 2005

The Candyman Can :science:

Visit My Candy Shop

And SA Mart Thread

386-SX 25Mhz VGA posted:

You can probably get Canadian PR really quickly if you want to

I met a few American expats in Canada recently who has an awesome emigration experience. It got me thinking about the ridicule of Americans who talk about moving to Canada. It dawned on me that you never hear about the success stories because the success stories are no longer living in murica to tell their stories. I looked it up, and it doesn't seem very hard. Since we're all going to get sick eventually, why not get sick in a place that plans for it eh?

I successfully my immigrated my family to Canada and I have 2 kids and my wife has no college degree, and I only had 4 figures in the bank. It's actually pretty easy if you can handle mountains of paperwork and really want it.

According to the CIC Canada is accepting record numbers of immigrants in 2017. I'd say go for it if you are interested. I'd be happy to take any PM's with specific questions about the process.

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Andrei Dorkovsky posted:

https://twitter.com/TheEconomist/status/882405178665648128

im reading the headline like a rich man pleading for his life as he's dragged towards the gallows

This is classic narrative shaping, leading up to a legislative push. The AHCA is the first clear attempt to completely suspend or outright retard and reverse any future ascent of the middle class in America - no more 'savings accounts' or 'college funds' when every spare dollar is going to health insurance. They're going to turn the poor against the middle class instead of against themselves, because while flyover state residents will never meet or even get within visual range of someone like Charles Koch, they all hate the "people who live on the good side of town who got it better than them despite ain't bein' no better than them."

They want their neo-feudal system.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

juche avocado posted:

there's a restaurant up the hill from me called How To Cook A Wolf and now I'm convinced it's a mutation of a name created by that rule (idk what the rule is tho this is the first I'm hearing of it)

also i have Feelings about cooking good doggos :(

eh it's only ok

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Annual Prophet posted:

maybe he'll forget he's president and wander off to whatever fetid slime hole he came from, leaving us all, momentarily at least, in blessed peace

Ah, that was all part of his own personal drama, and certainly somebody is gonna get fired for something or another. Nothing to see here folks

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Joementum posted:

hard agree

https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/882423482486796288

don't persecute the guy who gave us the best tweet

https://twitter.com/Walldo/status/882344790376894465

that Trump wrestlemania gif is probably okay on its own, seems like something we'd come up with and have a laugh over

but then President Pissbaby finds and tweets it, so the guy's dozens of other lovely memes on Reddit get discovered and it turns out that he's been a shithead for a real long time

now he's begging for mercy because his history of "racist, bigoted, and anti-Semitic" posts (his words) is out for everyone to see and OH GOD MY PRIVACY I'M SO SORRY

so no, don't doxx him over the "beating up CNN" gif, but maybe over whatever other stupid poo poo he put up there? I dunno

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down
http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/michigan/2017/07/04/man-burns-garage-trying-remove-bees/103413846/

Man burns down garage trying to remove bees
Grand Blanc Township — A Michigan man who tried to use fireworks to remove a bees’ nest from his garage ended up burning the building down instead.

:trump:

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

juche avocado posted:

maybe you got blocked by president Donald Trump, Emir of Twitter

I have no idea. I've even disabled adblock and no change.

I'm on a desktop and this is something that's only been happening today.

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



TraderStav posted:

http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/michigan/2017/07/04/man-burns-garage-trying-remove-bees/103413846/

Man burns down garage trying to remove bees
Grand Blanc Township — A Michigan man who tried to use fireworks to remove a bees’ nest from his garage ended up burning the building down instead.

:trump:

whats what you get for loving with bees

bees are good

slouch
Mar 10, 2009



listen, im not saying that the president of the united states has dementia. i just think it would be worthwhile for reporters to ask for any potential developments in this situation every day in the press briefings.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

TraderStav posted:

http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/michigan/2017/07/04/man-burns-garage-trying-remove-bees/103413846/

Man burns down garage trying to remove bees
Grand Blanc Township — A Michigan man who tried to use fireworks to remove a bees’ nest from his garage ended up burning the building down instead.

:trump:

>in extremely tim allen voice

That's Pure Michigan.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/882429541981052928


CNN gif guy keeps sticking up for the lying media and that is very funny for me

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



juche avocado posted:

there's a restaurant up the hill from me called How To Cook A Wolf and now I'm convinced it's a mutation of a name created by that rule (idk what the rule is tho this is the first I'm hearing of it)

also i have Feelings about cooking good doggos :(

sup neighbor

:wiggle:

edit; also the name is based of a great depression cook book

edit edit; i know this b/c the owner tried to selli t to me while i was there

edtie edit edit; actually it was a wartime thing (wwii) not a great depression thing

Mr. Sharps has issued a correction as of 04:33 on Jul 5, 2017

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Alright, I'm going to drink mai tais until I wander away from the limo like TRUPM! and then go smash a bottle cap press I guess. WIth North Korea having the ICBM that might reach where I am in Canada, maybe, IDK? it only seems prudent to continue my postapocalyptic survival training and Elvis impersonations.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/PastVox/status/882428934746288128

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



btw if any y'all are wondering, trumo is spending all day tomorrow flying to poland (leaving around 8 in the morning DC time for an 8 hour flight) so we'll see how many tweets he manages to poo poo out

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Protect Are Alaskan Oil

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010

oh poo poo the 90s hit my veins like a runaway train (never coming back)

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

GrimGypsy posted:

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/882429541981052928


CNN gif guy keeps sticking up for the lying media and that is very funny for me

amazing how quick sanity returns at the slightest whiff of actual consequences

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

TraderStav posted:

http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/michigan/2017/07/04/man-burns-garage-trying-remove-bees/103413846/

Man burns down garage trying to remove bees
Grand Blanc Township — A Michigan man who tried to use fireworks to remove a bees’ nest from his garage ended up burning the building down instead.

:trump:

I totally get this guy

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/MuslimIQ/status/882426923703566338

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Hillary 2020 posted:

Protect Are Alaskan Oil

dying for trump's oil profits

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

>in extremely tim allen voice

That's Pure Michigan.

Not gonna argue w Tim Allen on this one.

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

GrimGypsy posted:

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/882429541981052928


CNN gif guy keeps sticking up for the lying media and that is very funny for me

I'm just finding it hilarious that the media is talking about some dude using the name 'hanassholesolo'

this is our culture now

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
apparently right wingers are mad af about npr posting the declaration of independence on twitter today

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

Yinlock posted:

amazing how quick sanity returns at the slightest whiff of actual consequences

let's check the comments to see how the pepes are handling this

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

oh man imagine not a perfectly grammatical tweet

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Phone posted:

apparently right wingers are mad af about npr posting the declaration of independence on twitter today

they've gotten so defensive that, like "fascist" , any mention of the word "tyrant" has them screaming about the anti-trump media

seems like a messaging win for the left in the long term

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Phone posted:

apparently right wingers are mad af about npr posting the declaration of independence on twitter today

"We wanted to, but then we remembered the 'all men are created equal' thing isn't true anymore because of you fuckers."

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Ages posted:

I'm just finding it hilarious that the media is talking about some dude using the name 'hanassholesolo'

this is our culture now

But how do you say it? Is it like Han rear end so low, or is it like Han-rear end Solo? I mean, the latter doesn't make any sense, while the former is like, drat, that rear end hang so low

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Brother Friendship posted:

I'll tell ya I need to find the ole wife a girlfriend cuz she just seems sad but i aint got anymore dick to spare

Same, but I got Extra D

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
I am literally posting.

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

twitter is the reason politics is terrible today and should be destroyed

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Rocks posted:

humans are the reason politics is terrible today and should be destroyed

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
https://twitter.com/jbillinson/status/882418386143260673

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

trump will be on the dollar bill one day lol

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

or on the bitcoin wallet :/

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:
He's going to printed on the gold-painted bottlecaps we use in the wasteland

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Kilmers Elbow posted:

trump will be on the dollar bill one day lol

Russian ruble

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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Kilmers Elbow posted:

trump will be on the dollar bill one day lol

trump brand urinals

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