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Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

the NK ppl will greet us as LIBERATORS

and prostrate themselves before TRUMP

# ? Jul 5, 2017 13:01

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lorn Wayne posted:

oh it was def 69, i only skimmed the first 2 though and got bored

I felt an urge to quote this post because it's a very, very good and interesting post and whoever wrote it should be very proud!

*polishes halo*

# ? Jul 5, 2017 13:01

jarofpiss: May 16, 2009

zen death robot posted:

trump has dementia

yeah lol

# ? Jul 5, 2017 13:03

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

change my name posted:

I obviously wasn't 100% serious but he's been an incredibly weird dude his entire life

yeah a hosed up up bringing combined with being insanely rich will do taht to a person

# ? Jul 5, 2017 13:04

jarofpiss: May 16, 2009

Mariana Horchata posted:

the NK ppl will greet us as LIBERATORS

and prostrate themselves before TRUMP

marshall kim will free us from our enslavement and reeducate us in juche and we will finally know happiness

# ? Jul 5, 2017 13:04

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# ? Jul 5, 2017 13:04

D1E: Nov 25, 2001

change my name posted:

I obviously wasn't 100% serious but he's been an incredibly weird dude his entire life

Eh, after further thought the idea actually has merit.

He engaged in rocking behavior (up against the chair) during the debates to soothe himself. And he does exhibit a ton of the following:

Social Interaction Traits

Very little or no eye contact.
Resistance to being held or touched.
Tends to get too close when speaking to someone (lack of personal space).
Responds to social interactions, but does not initiate them.
Does not generally share observations or experiences with others.
Difficulty understanding jokes, figures of speech or sarcasm.
Difficulty reading facial expressions and body language.
Difficulty understanding the rules of conversation.
Difficulty understanding group interactions.
Aversion to answering questions about themselves.
Gives spontaneous comments which seem to have no connection to the current conversation.
Makes honest, but inappropriate observations.
Seems unable to understand another�s feelings.
Prefers to be alone, aloft or overly-friendly.
Difficulty maintaining friendships.
Finds it easier to socialize with people that are older or younger, rather than peers of their own age.
Unaware of/disinterested in what is going on around them.
Talks excessively about one or two topics (dinosaurs, movies, etc.).
Overly trusting or unable to read the motives behinds peoples� actions.
Minimal acknowledgement of others.

Language and Communications

Abnormal use of pitch, intonation, rhythm or stress while speaking.
Speech is abnormally loud or quiet.
Difficulty whispering.
Repeats last words or phrases several times. Makes verbal sounds while listening (echolalia).
Often uses short, incomplete sentences.
Pronouns are often inappropriately used.
May have a very high vocabulary.
Uses a person�s name excessively when speaking to them (�Bob, we are having lunch. Right, Bob?�).
Repeats someone�s name, often adding a musical tone (�Bob, Ba, Ba, Ba, Bob, Bob, Bob, Ba, Bob�).
Speech started very early and then stopped for a period of time.
Difficulty understanding directional terms (front, back, before, after).
Cursing when angry (some have Tourette Syndrome and repeat �bad� words uncontrollably).

Emotions

Sensitivity or lack of sensitivity to sounds, textures (touch), tastes, smells or light.
Difficulty with loud or sudden sounds.
Unusually high or low pain tolerance.
Intolerance to certain food textures, colors or the way they are presented on the plate (one food can�t touch another).
Inappropriate touching of self in public situations.
Desires comfort items (blankets, teddy, rock, string, pet dog or cat).
Laughs, cries or throws a tantrum for no apparent reason.
Resists change in the environment (people, places, objects).
An emotional incident can determine the mood for the day � emotions can pass very suddenly or are drawn out for a long period of time.
Becomes overwhelmed with too much verbal direction.
Tends to either tune out or break down when being reprimanded.
Calmed by external stimulation � soothing sound, brushing, rotating object, constant pressure (hammock, rolled in a blanket).
May need to be left alone to release tension and frustration.

Behavioral

Obsessions with objects, ideas or desires.
Ritualistic or compulsive behavior patterns (sniffing, licking, watching objects fall, flapping arms, spinning, rocking, humming, tapping, sucking, rubbing clothes).
Fascination with rotation.
Unusual spelling habits, such as using the European spelling of some words like behaviour or individual spellings like attourney.
Play is often repetitive.
Many and varied collections.
Unusual attachment to objects.
Quotes movies or video games.
Difficulty transferring skills from one area to another.
Perfectionism in certain areas.
Frustration is expressed in unusual ways.
Feels the need to fix or rearrange things.
Transitioning from one activity to another is difficult.
Difficulty attending to some tasks.
Gross motor skills are developmentally behind peers (riding a bike, skating, running).
Fine motor skills are developmentally behind peers (hand writing, tying shoes, scissors).
Inability to perceive potentially dangerous situations.
Extreme fear (phobia) for no apparent reason.
Verbal outbursts.
Unexpected movements (running out into the street).
Difficulty sensing time (Knowing how long ten minutes is or three days or a week).
Difficulty waiting for their turn (such as in a line).
Causes injury to self (biting, banging head).

Learning & Education

Exceptionally high skills in some areas and very low in others.
Excellent rote memory in some areas.
Difficulty with reading comprehension (can quote an answer, but unable to predict, summarize or find symbolism).
Difficulty with fine motor activities (coloring, printing, scissors, gluing).
Short attention span for most lessons.
Resistance or inability to follow directions.
Difficulty transitioning from one activity to another in school.

Health and Body

Walks on toes.
Unusual gait.
Difficulty changing from one floor surface to another (carpet to wood, sidewalk to grass).
Odd or unnatural posture (rigid or floppy).
Difficulty moving through a space (bumps into objects or people).
Walks without swinging arms freely.
Incontinence of bowel and/or bladder.
Constipation.
Frequent gas (flatulence, burping) or throwing up.
Appearance of hearing problems, but hearing has been checked and is fine.
Seizure activity.
Allergies and food sensitivities.
Irregular sleep patterns.
Apparent lack of concern for personal hygiene (hair, teeth, body odors).

# ? Jul 5, 2017 13:04

jarofpiss: May 16, 2009

MariusLecter posted:

Lol imagine hilary tweet instead

"lol im so presidential considering what i tweet and run it past aides and other departments and this tweet has no entertainment value and will only even slightly effect future boring rear end negotiations with foreign nations"

:zzz:

just chillin in cedar rapids

# ? Jul 5, 2017 13:05

jarofpiss: May 16, 2009

D1E posted:

Eh, after further thought the idea actually has merit.

He engaged in rocking behavior (up against the chair) during the debates to soothe himself. And he does exhibit a ton of the following:

Social Interaction Traits

Very little or no eye contact.
Resistance to being held or touched.
Tends to get too close when speaking to someone (lack of personal space).
Responds to social interactions, but does not initiate them.
Does not generally share observations or experiences with others.
Difficulty understanding jokes, figures of speech or sarcasm.
Difficulty reading facial expressions and body language.
Difficulty understanding the rules of conversation.
Difficulty understanding group interactions.
Aversion to answering questions about themselves.
Gives spontaneous comments which seem to have no connection to the current conversation.
Makes honest, but inappropriate observations.
Seems unable to understand another�s feelings.
Prefers to be alone, aloft or overly-friendly.
Difficulty maintaining friendships.
Finds it easier to socialize with people that are older or younger, rather than peers of their own age.
Unaware of/disinterested in what is going on around them.
Talks excessively about one or two topics (dinosaurs, movies, etc.).
Overly trusting or unable to read the motives behinds peoples� actions.
Minimal acknowledgement of others.

Language and Communications

Abnormal use of pitch, intonation, rhythm or stress while speaking.
Speech is abnormally loud or quiet.
Difficulty whispering.
Repeats last words or phrases several times. Makes verbal sounds while listening (echolalia).
Often uses short, incomplete sentences.
Pronouns are often inappropriately used.
May have a very high vocabulary.
Uses a person�s name excessively when speaking to them (�Bob, we are having lunch. Right, Bob?�).
Repeats someone�s name, often adding a musical tone (�Bob, Ba, Ba, Ba, Bob, Bob, Bob, Ba, Bob�).
Speech started very early and then stopped for a period of time.
Difficulty understanding directional terms (front, back, before, after).
Cursing when angry (some have Tourette Syndrome and repeat �bad� words uncontrollably).

Emotions

Sensitivity or lack of sensitivity to sounds, textures (touch), tastes, smells or light.
Difficulty with loud or sudden sounds.
Unusually high or low pain tolerance.
Intolerance to certain food textures, colors or the way they are presented on the plate (one food can�t touch another).
Inappropriate touching of self in public situations.
Desires comfort items (blankets, teddy, rock, string, pet dog or cat).
Laughs, cries or throws a tantrum for no apparent reason.
Resists change in the environment (people, places, objects).
An emotional incident can determine the mood for the day � emotions can pass very suddenly or are drawn out for a long period of time.
Becomes overwhelmed with too much verbal direction.
Tends to either tune out or break down when being reprimanded.
Calmed by external stimulation � soothing sound, brushing, rotating object, constant pressure (hammock, rolled in a blanket).
May need to be left alone to release tension and frustration.

Behavioral

Obsessions with objects, ideas or desires.
Ritualistic or compulsive behavior patterns (sniffing, licking, watching objects fall, flapping arms, spinning, rocking, humming, tapping, sucking, rubbing clothes).
Fascination with rotation.
Unusual spelling habits, such as using the European spelling of some words like behaviour or individual spellings like attourney.
Play is often repetitive.
Many and varied collections.
Unusual attachment to objects.
Quotes movies or video games.
Difficulty transferring skills from one area to another.
Perfectionism in certain areas.
Frustration is expressed in unusual ways.
Feels the need to fix or rearrange things.
Transitioning from one activity to another is difficult.
Difficulty attending to some tasks.
Gross motor skills are developmentally behind peers (riding a bike, skating, running).
Fine motor skills are developmentally behind peers (hand writing, tying shoes, scissors).
Inability to perceive potentially dangerous situations.
Extreme fear (phobia) for no apparent reason.
Verbal outbursts.
Unexpected movements (running out into the street).
Difficulty sensing time (Knowing how long ten minutes is or three days or a week).
Difficulty waiting for their turn (such as in a line).
Causes injury to self (biting, banging head).

Learning & Education

Exceptionally high skills in some areas and very low in others.
Excellent rote memory in some areas.
Difficulty with reading comprehension (can quote an answer, but unable to predict, summarize or find symbolism).
Difficulty with fine motor activities (coloring, printing, scissors, gluing).
Short attention span for most lessons.
Resistance or inability to follow directions.
Difficulty transitioning from one activity to another in school.

Health and Body

Walks on toes.
Unusual gait.
Difficulty changing from one floor surface to another (carpet to wood, sidewalk to grass).
Odd or unnatural posture (rigid or floppy).
Difficulty moving through a space (bumps into objects or people).
Walks without swinging arms freely.
Incontinence of bowel and/or bladder.
Constipation.
Frequent gas (flatulence, burping) or throwing up.
Appearance of hearing problems, but hearing has been checked and is fine.
Seizure activity.
Allergies and food sensitivities.
Irregular sleep patterns.
Apparent lack of concern for personal hygiene (hair, teeth, body odors).

so you're saying he's vaccinated?

# ? Jul 5, 2017 13:06

lorn Wayne: Jan 7, 2006

MariusLecter posted:

Lol imagine hilary tweet instead

nah

# ? Jul 5, 2017 13:06

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

change my name posted:

https://twitter.com/politico/status/882563092504354816

lol good luck with that

we are going to war

# ? Jul 5, 2017 13:07

jarofpiss: May 16, 2009

consumed by normies posted:

we are going to war

speak for urself

# ? Jul 5, 2017 13:08

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

good morning I almost forgot yesterday happened

# ? Jul 5, 2017 13:08

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

D1E posted:

Eh, after further thought the idea actually has merit.

He engaged in rocking behavior (up against the chair) during the debates to soothe himself. And he does exhibit a ton of the following:

Social Interaction Traits

Very little or no eye contact.
Resistance to being held or touched.
Tends to get too close when speaking to someone (lack of personal space).
Responds to social interactions, but does not initiate them.
Does not generally share observations or experiences with others.
Difficulty understanding jokes, figures of speech or sarcasm.
Difficulty reading facial expressions and body language.
Difficulty understanding the rules of conversation.
Difficulty understanding group interactions.
Aversion to answering questions about themselves.
Gives spontaneous comments which seem to have no connection to the current conversation.
Makes honest, but inappropriate observations.
Seems unable to understand another�s feelings.
Prefers to be alone, aloft or overly-friendly.
Difficulty maintaining friendships.
Finds it easier to socialize with people that are older or younger, rather than peers of their own age.
Unaware of/disinterested in what is going on around them.
Talks excessively about one or two topics (dinosaurs, movies, etc.).
Overly trusting or unable to read the motives behinds peoples� actions.
Minimal acknowledgement of others.

Language and Communications

Abnormal use of pitch, intonation, rhythm or stress while speaking.
Speech is abnormally loud or quiet.
Difficulty whispering.
Repeats last words or phrases several times. Makes verbal sounds while listening (echolalia).
Often uses short, incomplete sentences.
Pronouns are often inappropriately used.
May have a very high vocabulary.
Uses a person�s name excessively when speaking to them (�Bob, we are having lunch. Right, Bob?�).
Repeats someone�s name, often adding a musical tone (�Bob, Ba, Ba, Ba, Bob, Bob, Bob, Ba, Bob�).
Speech started very early and then stopped for a period of time.
Difficulty understanding directional terms (front, back, before, after).
Cursing when angry (some have Tourette Syndrome and repeat �bad� words uncontrollably).

Emotions

Sensitivity or lack of sensitivity to sounds, textures (touch), tastes, smells or light.
Difficulty with loud or sudden sounds.
Unusually high or low pain tolerance.
Intolerance to certain food textures, colors or the way they are presented on the plate (one food can�t touch another).
Inappropriate touching of self in public situations.
Desires comfort items (blankets, teddy, rock, string, pet dog or cat).
Laughs, cries or throws a tantrum for no apparent reason.
Resists change in the environment (people, places, objects).
An emotional incident can determine the mood for the day � emotions can pass very suddenly or are drawn out for a long period of time.
Becomes overwhelmed with too much verbal direction.
Tends to either tune out or break down when being reprimanded.
Calmed by external stimulation � soothing sound, brushing, rotating object, constant pressure (hammock, rolled in a blanket).
May need to be left alone to release tension and frustration.

Behavioral

Obsessions with objects, ideas or desires.
Ritualistic or compulsive behavior patterns (sniffing, licking, watching objects fall, flapping arms, spinning, rocking, humming, tapping, sucking, rubbing clothes).
Fascination with rotation.
Unusual spelling habits, such as using the European spelling of some words like behaviour or individual spellings like attourney.
Play is often repetitive.
Many and varied collections.
Unusual attachment to objects.
Quotes movies or video games.
Difficulty transferring skills from one area to another.
Perfectionism in certain areas.
Frustration is expressed in unusual ways.
Feels the need to fix or rearrange things.
Transitioning from one activity to another is difficult.
Difficulty attending to some tasks.
Gross motor skills are developmentally behind peers (riding a bike, skating, running).
Fine motor skills are developmentally behind peers (hand writing, tying shoes, scissors).
Inability to perceive potentially dangerous situations.
Extreme fear (phobia) for no apparent reason.
Verbal outbursts.
Unexpected movements (running out into the street).
Difficulty sensing time (Knowing how long ten minutes is or three days or a week).
Difficulty waiting for their turn (such as in a line).
Causes injury to self (biting, banging head).

Learning & Education

Exceptionally high skills in some areas and very low in others.
Excellent rote memory in some areas.
Difficulty with reading comprehension (can quote an answer, but unable to predict, summarize or find symbolism).
Difficulty with fine motor activities (coloring, printing, scissors, gluing).
Short attention span for most lessons.
Resistance or inability to follow directions.
Difficulty transitioning from one activity to another in school.

Health and Body

Walks on toes.
Unusual gait.
Difficulty changing from one floor surface to another (carpet to wood, sidewalk to grass).
Odd or unnatural posture (rigid or floppy).
Difficulty moving through a space (bumps into objects or people).
Walks without swinging arms freely.
Incontinence of bowel and/or bladder.
Constipation.
Frequent gas (flatulence, burping) or throwing up.
Appearance of hearing problems, but hearing has been checked and is fine.
Seizure activity.
Allergies and food sensitivities.
Irregular sleep patterns.
Apparent lack of concern for personal hygiene (hair, teeth, body odors).

im p sure with 50% or more of those u end up with a SA acct

# ? Jul 5, 2017 13:09

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Mariana Horchata posted:

im p sure with 50% or more of those u end up with a SA acct

hello

# ? Jul 5, 2017 13:10

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

The Zapruder Film is a pretty disturbing watch.

# ? Jul 5, 2017 13:10

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Jose posted:

hello

bueno dias

# ? Jul 5, 2017 13:10

lorn Wayne: Jan 7, 2006

so wait the big news of the day was that trump walked in a wrong directon?

LAME

# ? Jul 5, 2017 13:10

thiccabod: Nov 26, 2007

Kurtofan posted:

friendship ended with XI, now ???? is my best friend

# ? Jul 5, 2017 13:11

jarofpiss: May 16, 2009

trump has such a bad brain they are going to have to replace him with that fat guy from that British tabloid like in the movie dave

# ? Jul 5, 2017 13:11

deadgoon: Dec 4, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

my brain's fulla TRUMP and i'm glad of it

# ? Jul 5, 2017 13:12

lorn Wayne: Jan 7, 2006

im sorry that was rude

# ? Jul 5, 2017 13:12

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

jarofpiss posted:

speak for urself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC4m8fraNhQ

# ? Jul 5, 2017 13:12

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

jarofpiss posted:

trump has such a bad brain they are going to have to replace him with that fat guy from that British tabloid like in the movie dave

Can we have John Goodman instead like that one movie where he's the king of Englans?

# ? Jul 5, 2017 13:12

Perfectly Safe: May 30, 2003; no danger here.

# ? Jul 5, 2017 13:13

ymgve: Jan 2, 2004; Offensive Clock

wtf, CNN

so I don't care in this context that this dude is a nazi, he surely deserves a punching but not the full wrath of one of the country's largest media organizations

dude made a somewhat funny gif, thats his only crime, he shouldn't apologize for that any more than all gif makers in this thread should never apologize for their creations

the only person CNN deserves an apology from is Trump himself, because he was the one that elevated it from a funny internet image to a full blown political statement, and they know that is never gonna happen so they decided to punch downwards instead of upwards

# ? Jul 5, 2017 13:14

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

zen death robot posted:

his brain is full of plaque not autism

we actually may need Dr. Ben Carson MD to save us all on this one by stepping in for the American people to have a heart 2 heart w/ our waning POTUS about "taking a rest" from his duties for a while because there's no more winning to do because America is once again great

# ? Jul 5, 2017 13:15

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

zen death robot posted:

I'm not going anywhere bud

the korean people worked hard so war can come to you!

# ? Jul 5, 2017 13:16

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

Perfectly Safe posted:

really makes you think

# ? Jul 5, 2017 13:16

lorn Wayne: Jan 7, 2006

Mariana Horchata posted:

we actually may need Dr. Ben Carson MD to save us all on this one by stepping in for the American people to have a heart 2 heart w/ our waning POTUS about "taking a rest" from his duties for a while because there's no more winning to do because America is once again great

i think you misspelt dr bornstein there

# ? Jul 5, 2017 13:16

Grem: Mar 29, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
(and can't post for 30 days!)

change my name posted:

https://twitter.com/politico/status/882563092504354816

lol good luck with that

Self restraint and now China and Russia.

# ? Jul 5, 2017 13:17

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

lorn Wayne posted:

i think you misspelt dr bornstein there

or Bernstein Bear

# ? Jul 5, 2017 13:17

Red Dad Redemption: Sep 29, 2007

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

good morning I almost forgot yesterday happened

# ? Jul 5, 2017 13:18

Perfectly Safe: May 30, 2003; no danger here.

ymgve posted:

wtf, CNN

so I don't care in this context that this dude is a nazi, he surely deserves a punching but not the full wrath of one of the country's largest media organizations

dude made a somewhat funny gif, thats his only crime, he shouldn't apologize for that any more than all gif makers in this thread should never apologize for their creations

The guy's a huge racist online (revealed by understandable interest in "who made the gif that the president tweeted?") and CNN notably didn't reveal his identity.

# ? Jul 5, 2017 13:18

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

lorn Wayne posted:

i think you misspelt dr bornstein there

# ? Jul 5, 2017 13:19

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Grem posted:

Self restraint and now China and Russia.

# ? Jul 5, 2017 13:19

ymgve: Jan 2, 2004; Offensive Clock

Perfectly Safe posted:

The guy's a huge racist online (revealed by understandable interest in "who made the gif that the president tweeted?") and CNN notably didn't reveal his identity.

they did force him to apologize though, and threaten to reveal his identity if he makes any more funny cnn memes

also I don't think "who made the gif" isn't really that interest worthy, it's a fairly inoffensive gif on the internet, the "how did it get from reddit to the president's twitter" is a much more interesting story

# ? Jul 5, 2017 13:20

chaymie: Apr 5, 2008

https://youtu.be/6j8Lev2UFJ8

# ? Jul 5, 2017 13:20

Fidel Castronaut: Dec 25, 2004; Houston, we're Havana problem.

ymgve posted:

wtf, CNN

so I don't care in this context that this dude is a nazi, he surely deserves a punching but not the full wrath of one of the country's largest media organizations

dude made a somewhat funny gif, thats his only crime, he shouldn't apologize for that any more than all gif makers in this thread should never apologize for their creations

the only person CNN deserves an apology from is Trump himself, because he was the one that elevated it from a funny internet image to a full blown political statement, and they know that is never gonna happen so they decided to punch downwards instead of upwards

Cite ur sources

# ? Jul 5, 2017 13:20

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# ? May 28, 2024 15:28

jarofpiss: May 16, 2009

consumed by normies posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC4m8fraNhQ

personally im going to mexico because i think my spanish is better than my canadian

# ? Jul 5, 2017 13:21

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