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Beet Wagon posted:This thread is going to pretty much continue squawking at the sky until the day Star Citizen goes gold lol. Yeah it owns like that
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D1E posted:Derek Smart just tried to put you on ignore ("block you") but failed due to your mod status. Nice self-doxx
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Ramadu posted:Yeah it owns like that Star Citizen: Oh poo poo, I guess we actually have to play it now
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Jul 5, 2017 14:29
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I'm so hyped for Star Citizen right now. Almost as much as I was in 2012.
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Beet Wagon posted:This thread is going to pretty much continue squawking at the sky until the day Star Citizen goes gold lol. And maybe after that, since the MVP will provide its fair share of comedy. If  can dream of anything, I can also dream of long term comedy.
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Sunswipe posted:I think we have to consider the possiblity that CIG has accidentally forged a cult of idiots who will never give up on them. 
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Jul 5, 2017 14:38
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Beet Wagon posted:Star Citizen: Oh poo poo, I guess we actually have to play it now Man, imagine how mad they will be when people pirate the game lmao
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Jul 5, 2017 14:49
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Ramadu posted:Man, imagine how mad they will be when people pirate the game lmao This one shouldn't be a problem. When they killed private servers, they can just authenticate everyone in their servers.
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Jul 5, 2017 15:00
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I hope it comes out and we're all proven wrong, I really do.
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Jul 5, 2017 15:04
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You couldn't say less with more words if you tried.
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Jul 5, 2017 15:10
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https://twitter.com/ChambersArt/status/882602250727809025
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Jobbo_Fett posted:You couldn't say less with more words if you tried. In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will. Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect. However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps. Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection. All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever. Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed. Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable. Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average. Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule. Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed. The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.
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JugbandDude posted:This one shouldn't be a problem. When they killed private servers, they can just authenticate everyone in their servers. Really? With all of the problems they have had with networking, even if by the grace of God and His grace bestowed upon them they get this loving thing up and running with more than 2 people to an instance, you know security will be poo poo. They haven't even thought about it yet. I don't see it on the holy schedule of Antioch. Do you? Pirates will be able to hack in any ship they want and just gently caress up the servers beyond imagination. It would be glorious!
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Jul 5, 2017 15:15
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Why? Not only do Bens friends and relatives try to kill him,but now random backers are helping. Why does everyone who meets Ben want to murder him with food? Edit: oh nvm this is the German office.
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Derek said these bad things about a video game I like and he is wrong. I haven't really bothered listening to his talking points here (1), here (2), and here (3), but I think its all boring and thus wrong. These other people also put forward arguments but I haven't really looked into it. Just know they are wrong. Because
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Jul 5, 2017 15:22
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Jul 5, 2017 15:38
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Guarantee Ben was on the 1st Businesse Flight non stop to the studio, to you know taste test each one for poison so he's lord n saviour Croberts doesn't die.
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Ramadu posted:oh man i just realized they could probably charge like 2.99/mo for a 2 factor auth app or a dongle or something. think of the millions they can get. Already exists, actually.
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Colostomy Bag posted:What is the maximum range on the CIG screw-up meter? 3.0
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Lladre posted:I think it's pretty funny how every time this thread thinks it's game over (myself included), SC continue to hobble along gasping for life. CIG is like a Branson meltdown. Every time you think they're done, you log off for the night and go to sleep. Then when you wake up the next morning, there they are. Still melting down, still going on and on locked in a brutal self-own that spun off from the last brutal self-own that you thought they'd never recover from. They just can't help themselves, and it's loving fascinating.
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Jul 5, 2017 16:13
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Roberts will say "Hold my beer" as he cranks the knob to 4.0.
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Jul 5, 2017 16:16
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:I'll do one last one I can't wait to guard everything 24/7/365 or risk losing it completely if I disappear to attend to real life obligations for even an instant
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cool new Polack jokes posted:I can't wait to guard everything 24/7/365 or risk losing it completely if I disappear to attend to real life obligations for even an instant This is why you're never allowed a moment's respite.
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Jul 5, 2017 16:32
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I just want the game to get to where you can buy ships in game so that we can witness the collision between backers who expect value for the thousands they spent and normal players who expect to be able to buy ships without grinding for months.
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Jul 5, 2017 16:53
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Truga posted:I've been saying it all this time, all they're gonna do is start selling offices/laying off people until it's just ben and chris in a basement somewhere doing ATV feeds every week with a webcam from a non-extradition country, still selling jpegs once per month Even when CIG folds and the game belongs to the bank Clifford will continue to send ~$15,000.00 A year directly to Chris Roberts.
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Sindai posted:I just want the game to get to where you can buy ships in game so that we can witness the collision between backers who expect value for the thousands they spent and normal players who expect to be able to buy ships without grinding for months. This will be a great time in Star Citizen history.
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Colostomy Bag posted:Roberts will say "Hold my beer" as he cranks the knob to 4.0. "hold my beer for 8 months"
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peter gabriel posted:"hold my beer for 8 months" I believe you meant "Hold my hops and then expect the greatest beer of all time to take its place after an adequate fermentation process"
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peter gabriel posted:"hold my beer for 8 months" *beer clips through hand and explodes*
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Truga posted:I've been saying it all this time, all they're gonna do is start selling offices/laying off people until it's just ben and chris in a basement somewhere doing ATV feeds every week with a webcam from a non-extradition country, still selling jpegs once per month I don't think this is a possibility while the bank loan is still hanging over their heads. Once backers notice people getting laid off, the funding will go from suck to blow. Pledges go down, refunds go up, until the point where their first loan payment does not clear and the bank swoops in and kicks everyone out while they sort through the computers and furniture for things to sell at auction.
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Jobbo_Fett posted:I believe you meant "Hold my hops and then expect the greatest beer of all time to take its place after an adequate fermentation process" You meant to say "after layering in the fidelity". Clearly you have no understanding of beer development process.
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MinorInconvenience posted:Really? With all of the problems they have had with networking, even if by the grace of God and His grace bestowed upon them they get this loving thing up and running with more than 2 people to an instance, you know security will be poo poo. They haven't even thought about it yet. I don't see it on the holy schedule of Antioch. Do you? Pirates will be able to hack in any ship they want and just gently caress up the servers beyond imagination. It would be glorious! You are probably right. I'm sorry for slipping into ~dreams~ and believing they could leverage tech used for the last 20 years.
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Jul 5, 2017 17:28
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Remember when Derek Smart posted a crypted link to some made-up stuff that was totally the end of Star Citizen as we know it and retards would whine in this thread they wanted in on the "cool secret"
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Jul 5, 2017 18:14
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Please post that in the platinum-only forums thank you
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Sindai posted:I just want the game to get to where you can buy ships in game so that we can witness the collision between backers who expect value for the thousands they spent and normal players who expect to be able to buy ships without grinding for months.
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Google's search engine AI is approaching SkyNet levels of intelligence   The only logical conclusion is CIG have licensed their Subsumption 2.0 tech for Google to use.
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