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Pick posted:Pornography is a public health crisis. Not really, but we definitely need to figure out a way to better integrate it into our culture. If we can ever come up with a simple and effective test for emotional intelligence, we need to immediately put all internet porn behind it. Like, you load up PornHub or something and instead of seeing "Are You 18? Yes/No", you see "You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?"
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Five bucks says KomodoWagon is a replicant.
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Jul 5, 2017 18:30
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Using searches by themselves is meaningless because it only tells us what people actively searched for. If your tastes are vanilla enough to be prominently featured everywhere or specific enough to have their own separate community then you're not going to be plugging them into the search box every time you need to crank your hog.
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Jul 5, 2017 18:32
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Cool we're gonna have a in-depth conversation on how to determine internet peoples porno tastes. 
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Jul 5, 2017 18:34
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LanceHunter posted:Not really, but we definitely need to figure out a way to better integrate it into our culture. If we can ever come up with a simple and effective test for emotional intelligence, we need to immediately put all internet porn behind it. candid beach tortoise amateur tortoise shellystyle brother fucks step-tortoise GODDAMMIT PORNHUB WHY ARENT MY SEARCHES WORKING? Also "tortoise" is a really funny sounding word when you say it a bunch of times.
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LanceHunter posted:Not really, but we definitely need to figure out a way to better integrate it into our culture. If we can ever come up with a simple and effective test for emotional intelligence, we need to immediately put all internet porn behind it. Tortoise is a convicted child molester whose first words on leaving Prison were "and Ill do it again and again until you kill me" and letting him die here gets me out of legal accountability for his death.
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Hi Chad. I'm sure you know why you've been called here today - it's time for your annual performance review. Now, you've been a consistently strong spoke on the cock carousel. Your numbers have been way up this quarter, and you've been slamming Stacies like there's no tomorrow. However, a colleague who wishes to remain anonymous has brought some disturbing information to light. We've run some tests and compared to the information we have on file, and it appears you lied on your resume about your nasolabial folds and positive canthal tilt. In the wake of this unsettling deception, we are going to have to place you on normie probation for three months. If you do not correct these issues with surgery and improve your performance, we will be forced to blacklist you. You know what this means...inceldom till you die.
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Jul 5, 2017 19:06
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It's funnier when you pronounce tortoise as tort-oise like how most people pronounce blastoise
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Jul 5, 2017 19:13
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Japanese in 1800s posted:"Katanas > guns!" Commodore Perry posted:
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Jul 5, 2017 19:25
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I wonder what an incel would say if you determined his virginity was because of the alignment of the spheres at his birth.
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Jul 5, 2017 19:27
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Aferisan posted:I wonder what an incel would say if you determined his virginity was because of the alignment of the spheres at his birth. I believe Venus not being in their house is the issue itself.
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Jul 5, 2017 19:41
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The levels of self-sabotage, poor social reading and rationalizing away missed opportunities from incels is truly amazing.
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Jul 5, 2017 20:10
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"Guys, I had a girl say hi to me and ask me if she could sit at my table. Of course, I called her a slut and threw my plate of food at her head."
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Jul 5, 2017 20:38
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ElGroucho posted:"Guys, I had a girl say hi to me and ask me if she could sit at my table. Of course, I called her a slut and threw my plate of food at her head." "Then the whole restaurant stood up and gave me a round of applause and free spaghetti"
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Jul 5, 2017 20:44
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It's fear of failure. They'd rather pass up on 100 opportunities no matter how likely than risk failure once.
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Jul 5, 2017 20:45
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Benny Harvey posted:It's fear of failure. They'd rather pass up on 100 opportunities no matter how likely than risk failure once. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Which is a good thing, because those shots are complete sluts and would only humiliate you because you are genetically destined to miss them so you are wasting your effort to even try.
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Man. Between self-hatred, razor-honed misogyny, absolute paranoia in every interaction, and absurdly cartoonish expectations, they manage to build a completely insurmountable self-sabotage machine. "I'm not good enough, anyone pretending otherwise is having one over on me, and even if I were good enough or they weren't lying about their interest, they aren't a doe-eyed sheltered innocent conventionally supermodel-attractive virgin which is my birthright and all I will accept." "This is great stuff. I could make a career out of this guy! You see how clever this part is? How it doesn't require a shred of proof? Most paranoid delusions are intricate, but this is brilliant!"
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Jul 5, 2017 21:03
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How many of these dudes have extremely average penises and think that the world is full of these 9" cock monsters like on their favorite BBC videos?
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Jul 5, 2017 21:05
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If a girl don't respond to your texts instantly she probably filming a double penetration porno scene with a buncha black dudes in timbs.
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Jul 5, 2017 21:09
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"Dope logic bro" is my favorite thing now. lol
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Jul 5, 2017 21:11
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ElGroucho posted:How many of these dudes have extremely average penises and think that the world is full of these 9" cock monsters like on their favorite BBC videos? I have this complex except I figure by the time they realize we're already naked and not many people are gonna go "nevermind" at that point.
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Jul 5, 2017 21:17
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Are these the guys who would be the guardians in A Handmaid's tale?
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Jul 5, 2017 21:18
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I'm pretty sure Danny DeVito slams all the tail he wants or needs. Also he's been married for like 30 years lol.
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Jul 5, 2017 21:20
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COMRADES posted:I'm pretty sure Danny DeVito slams all the tail he wants or needs. yes but it is only because of his social status, career accomplishments, and personality, not his looks. that means it doesn't count because [incel logic]
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COMRADES posted:I'm pretty sure Danny DeVito slams all the tail he wants or needs. Young Rhea Perlman had an assssssssss boy Put that Cheers on netflix, son!
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Jul 5, 2017 21:23
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I'm ok with this
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Jul 5, 2017 21:25
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Pick posted:I'm ok with this Same but as long as he doesn't mean it in a gay way.
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Jul 5, 2017 21:27
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Benny Harvey posted:It's fear of failure. They'd rather pass up on 100 opportunities no matter how likely than risk failure once. It's this. I was pretty much proto-incel back in the day, except I didn't have a hugbox telling me it was all those fucken CHAD'S fault.  So I went through the effort of improving myself, dealt with a few awkward moments along the way, and came out the other side as a better person. All it really takes is a bit of self-reflection and effort. Or you could just post on the internet about how everything is hopeless and it's all someone else's fault.
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Pick posted:I'm ok with this I would be too, except for the potential for one of these idiots to decide it's time for a shooting spree.
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Viva Miriya posted:Are these the guys who would be the guardians in A Handmaid's tale? I'm pretty sure these are the guys who want to be the Handmaid.
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Say Nothing posted:I have a hunch that a large number of incels post on deviantart. There just seems to be an unreasonably large amount of material dedicated to humiliation and punishment fantasies involving women for some reason. KomodoWagon posted:This seems to be the case with most porn sites. Kinda disturbing You have to wonder if they are woman hating incels, or just have some weird kink involving women being embarrassed.
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bloom posted:All it really takes is a bit of self-reflection and effort. Or you could just post on the internet about how everything is hopeless and it's all someone else's fault. I agree. But then I wonder, if you didn't have an essential hug-box of people telling you it's all someone else's fault, would we still have the same number of Incels?
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Glenn Quebec posted:I'm pretty sure these are the guys who want to be the Handmaid. lol
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Jul 6, 2017 02:16
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So just wear a burka and never interact with other penises what's so hard about that??? "fate was against me" lmao
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Jul 6, 2017 02:18
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Not strictly incel, but pretty drat close.
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Jul 6, 2017 02:20
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That right there is a pedo I think
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Boobcrack. Fuckin lol.
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