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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > OLD TRUMP THREAD GO TO THE NEW ONE
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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017

Eugene V. Dabs posted:

have you considered washington state because i hear it's good as heck up there, and rents can be pretty reasonable even in like western washington as long as you stay out of seattle.

isn't puget sound due to slide into the ocean sometime soon?

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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Squizzle posted:

not v cspam imo

i aint plannin on dyin like the rest of u chumperinos

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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

 unless of course i die in some kinda gently caress festival

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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

 im gonna rock n roll til the day i die

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Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

SKULL.GIF posted:

isn't puget sound due to slide into the ocean sometime soon?

surprisingly, no

Seattle will first b/c lmbo built on sawdust

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004

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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

 or not idk

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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Yinlock posted:

i like how they lumped the other generations into that but it was really about the boomers

Well, you know what they say: If you can't beat them off, suck them off!
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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
turdfuzz is gonna live forever

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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

turdfuzz is gonna live forever

yea it sucks

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Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

 oof, this Sausage McMuffin is saving my life

if I were back in Seattle, that'd be a Sourdough Jack :stare:

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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

jigokuman posted:
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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

 sometimes i wanna die but sometimes i wanna gently caress its a delicate balance

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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006

fits my needs posted:

As an Oakland dude you might appreciate this:

https://sf.curbed.com/2017/5/30/15710054/bay-area-rent-craigslist-uptown-east

lmbo

:911:

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004

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Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004

Turdfuzz posted:

yea it sucks

it sucks super bad

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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Weeping Wound posted:

oof, this Sausage McMuffin is saving my life

if I were back in Seattle, that'd be a Sourdough Jack :stare:

Is that like, the nicknames you give dudes' dongs?

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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
are we in the new war yet?

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Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

SKULL.GIF posted:

isn't puget sound due to slide into the ocean sometime soon?


Yeah, but that's probably around the same time Mt. Rainier explodes, so you're just fretting about the sub-par dessert after the poisoned dinner.

Also, Moscow is the only decent place in Idaho because it's the only town with a university and not full of Mormons.

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 trump

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WorldIndustries
Dec 21, 2004

Nichael posted:

https://twitter.com/VP/status/882707262145515522

lol sorry about ur sham commision idiot

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Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


 the only cool thing about being immortal is cutting off other immortal's heads and gaining their memories and poo poo

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017

Weeping Wound posted:

surprisingly, no

Seattle will first b/c lmbo built on sawdust

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/07/20/the-really-big-one

quote:

Take your hands and hold them palms down, middle fingertips touching. Your right hand represents the North American tectonic plate, which bears on its back, among other things, our entire continent, from One World Trade Center to the Space Needle, in Seattle. Your left hand represents an oceanic plate called Juan de Fuca, ninety thousand square miles in size. The place where they meet is the Cascadia subduction zone. Now slide your left hand under your right one. That is what the Juan de Fuca plate is doing: slipping steadily beneath North America. When you try it, your right hand will slide up your left arm, as if you were pushing up your sleeve. That is what North America is not doing. It is stuck, wedged tight against the surface of the other plate.

Without moving your hands, curl your right knuckles up, so that they point toward the ceiling. Under pressure from Juan de Fuca, the stuck edge of North America is bulging upward and compressing eastward, at the rate of, respectively, three to four millimetres and thirty to forty millimetres a year. It can do so for quite some time, because, as continent stuff goes, it is young, made of rock that is still relatively elastic. (Rocks, like us, get stiffer as they age.) But it cannot do so indefinitely. There is a backstop—the craton, that ancient unbudgeable mass at the center of the continent—and, sooner or later, North America will rebound like a spring. If, on that occasion, only the southern part of the Cascadia subduction zone gives way—your first two fingers, say—the magnitude of the resulting quake will be somewhere between 8.0 and 8.6. That’s the big one. If the entire zone gives way at once, an event that seismologists call a full-margin rupture, the magnitude will be somewhere between 8.7 and 9.2. That’s the very big one.

Flick your right fingers outward, forcefully, so that your hand flattens back down again. When the next very big earthquake hits, the northwest edge of the continent, from California to Canada and the continental shelf to the Cascades, will drop by as much as six feet and rebound thirty to a hundred feet to the west—losing, within minutes, all the elevation and compression it has gained over centuries. Some of that shift will take place beneath the ocean, displacing a colossal quantity of seawater. (Watch what your fingertips do when you flatten your hand.) The water will surge upward into a huge hill, then promptly collapse. One side will rush west, toward Japan. The other side will rush east, in a seven-hundred-mile liquid wall that will reach the Northwest coast, on average, fifteen minutes after the earthquake begins. By the time the shaking has ceased and the tsunami has receded, the region will be unrecognizable. Kenneth Murphy, who directs FEMA’s Region X, the division responsible for Oregon, Washington, Idaho, and Alaska, says, “Our operating assumption is that everything west of Interstate 5 will be toast.”

In the Pacific Northwest, the area of impact will cover* some hundred and forty thousand square miles, including Seattle, Tacoma, Portland, Eugene, Salem (the capital city of Oregon), Olympia (the capital of Washington), and some seven million people. When the next full-margin rupture happens, that region will suffer the worst natural disaster in the history of North America. Roughly three thousand people died in San Francisco’s 1906 earthquake. Almost two thousand died in Hurricane Katrina. Almost three hundred died in Hurricane Sandy. FEMA projects that nearly thirteen thousand people will die in the Cascadia earthquake and tsunami. Another twenty-seven thousand will be injured, and the agency expects that it will need to provide shelter for a million displaced people, and food and water for another two and a half million. “This is one time that I’m hoping all the science is wrong, and it won’t happen for another thousand years,” Murphy says.
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AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/pewresearch/status/882771334547349504

Gen Xers went down in 2014 or 2015. Vindictive assholes.

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Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

fits my needs posted:

Is that like, the nicknames you give dudes' dongs?

I do that but I did really need to eat something

I'll tell you another time :mad:

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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Weeping Wound posted:

I do that but I did really need to eat something

I'll tell you another time :mad:

Stop being a tease and give me the dongs now.

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Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

SKULL.GIF posted:

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/07/20/the-really-big-one

awesome, something that isn't Yellowstone blowing up and annihilating everything for hundreds of miles around :peanut:

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 https://twitter.com/theamitie/status/882774533416992768

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Weeping Wound posted:

awesome, something that isn't Yellowstone blowing up and annihilating everything for hundreds of miles around :peanut:

At least it would be a good way to end the east coast vs west coast arguement

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004

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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006

Montasque posted:

Yeah, when I was a teenager I was a communist and a member of Anti Racist Action and got into brawls with Nazi Skinheads.

I was a great kid.

:patriot:

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Epic High Five posted:



lol

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Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Turdfuzz posted:

sometimes i wanna die but sometimes i wanna gently caress its a delicate balance

Le petite morte

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Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog

Schnorkles posted:

i mean that's basically colorado except the whole "rent" thing

better than the bay area though!

hey now, don't drag us into this

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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004

fits my needs posted:
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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Epic High Five posted:
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Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Epic High Five posted:



this guy is cool

fits my needs posted:



this guy is not cool

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a corrupt official
Sep 25, 2015

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Card Number: 1


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Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

etalian posted:

At least it would be a good way to end the east coast vs west coast arguement

the tectonic sword of damocles hanging over the beautiful perfect whole of the west coast actually adds spice to life

every day is beautiful when it could be your last

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