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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







That might be it for Scalise

quote:

WASHINGTON — The Washington hospital where House Majority Whip Steve Scalise is recuperating from a gunshot wound says he has been readmitted to the intensive care unit.

MedStar Washington Hospital Center says the Louisiana congressman is back in intensive care because of new concerns for infection. Scalise was in serious condition Wednesday night.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/loca...m=.dbbd2e23f76d

that's no bueno

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Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich
I really hope that fucker doesn't die.

Mostly because the right will use it as a rallying cry in 2018 but also because I don't want to see open season on Congressman of any stripe. He's a fucker though.

Nucleic Acids
Apr 10, 2007
Yeah, if he dies things are going to get so much worse than before. Hard to imagine how, but it seems almost guaranteed.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster

Pakled posted:

I mean, legally probably not, but man our media's already controlled by a shrinking number of enormous conglomerates, anything to keep them from getting bigger and richer is good.

Under a hypothetical merger, it would be the same people running it.

AT&T does not have a cable news channel, weekly magazine, or channel full of gay teens with lots of drama, so there isn't going to be a net reduction of any media outlets or change in the number of companies running them.

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Hopefully this just means he gets held on the cusp of life and death where he can suffer the most without giving the republicans what they want more than anything, which is his death.

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
So apparently not running for president Zuck is pro UBI:

http://www.businessinsider.de/mark-zuckerberg-universal-basic-income-alaska-2017-7?r=US&IR=T

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Hospital infections are motherfuckers. My dad was in the hospital for 3 months due to an infection contracted after his cancer surgery. His liver and kidneys will never be the same again.

Best case scenario is Scalise survives but can no longer hold office.

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

lol though

quote:

"First, it's funded by natural resources rather than raising taxes," he wrote. "Second, it comes from conservative principles of smaller government, rather than progressive principles of a larger safety net. This shows basic income is a bipartisan idea."

Ultimately, Zuckerberg said the state's approach "may be a lesson for the rest of the country."

I'm pretty ambivalent about UBI in general, but this is basically the worst direction to approach the idea from.

edit- actually, that's not true. the plan to use a carbon "dividend" as a bribe to deregulate polluting industries is actually the worst, but this is close.

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005
If Scalise dies it will be a significant propaganda point for our nazis, which is bad.

If Scalise dies I will not shed a single tear, but I would rather he be punched and humiliated than assassinated.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Pakled posted:

I mean, legally probably not, but man our media's already controlled by a shrinking number of enormous conglomerates, anything to keep them from getting bigger and richer is good.

Holy poo poo you guys have no idea. Please dont become Canada or the UK and have 2-3 evil media barons controlling everything.

Xyven
Jun 4, 2005

Check to induce a ban

Paradoxish posted:

lol though


I'm pretty ambivalent about UBI in general, but this is basically the worst direction to approach the idea from.

Lol that reasoning.

In conclusion, UBI is a land of contrasts

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011


Boon posted:

I really hope that fucker doesn't die.

Mostly because the right will use it as a rallying cry in 2018 but also because I don't want to see open season on Congressman of any stripe. He's a fucker though.

Republicans use anything and everything that they can get their hands on as a rallying cry. They always find something, some reason or excuse, to show up and vote for Republicans every time. It won't matter if Scalise lives or dies, so I hope that he just dies.

Edible Hat
Jul 23, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Does Zuckerberg support nationalization of our oil and gas industry? (How does the Alaska oil industry work? How is taxation not involved? How is UBI not an example of a social safety net? I'm very confused.)

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Furnaceface posted:

Holy poo poo you guys have no idea. Please dont become Canada or the UK and have 2-3 evil media barons controlling everything.

I mean we're already at 6 companies controlling everything, that's pretty close already.

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005

Xyven posted:

Lol that reasoning.

In conclusion, UBI is a land of contrasts

perhaps the truth is in the middle and instead of providing a UBI, the Zuck proposes a radical new idea: maybe we should subsidize food, housing, and healthcare for our poorest citizens!

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Edible Hat posted:

Does Zuckerberg support nationalization of our oil and gas industry? (How does the Alaska oil industry work? How is taxation not involved? How is UBI not an example of a social safety net? I'm very confused.)

Are you surprised that the CEO of Facebook was given presented with a small bit of information and formed strong opinions based on it without extensive critical thought? 🤔

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

Pakled posted:

I mean, legally probably not, but man our media's already controlled by a shrinking number of enormous conglomerates, anything to keep them from getting bigger and richer is good.

Tv itself is dying though. You can't even compare ratings pre and post 2000 because they changed so much, like the last episode of ALF had twice the viewers of the last episode of LOST because everyone used watch the same three channels, now everyone watches unboxing videos on youtube or their 540 cable channels and basically only the superbowl gets a fraction of the viewers every show used to get regularly.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land





I hope he survives, has his heath insurance coverage denied, then dies from a heart attack when he sees the bill

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

My god, can't Zuck pay for some drugs that bulks him up a little bit.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Fffffffffffffuck

Incoming Prester Jane post about narratives. But, this time, she'd probably would not be engaging in hyperbole.

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

Edible Hat posted:

Does Zuckerberg support nationalization of our oil and gas industry? (How does the Alaska oil industry work? How is taxation not involved? How is UBI not an example of a social safety net? I'm very confused.)

The conservative argument for a UBI is that you gut all social services to make it happen. You don't need a safety net, according to conservatives, because people will just take that money and either make good financial decisions or die. It's a horrific implementation of the idea unless your UBI is absolutely massive since people still need access to education, healthcare, etc. that's probably completely unaffordable on even a fairly generous UBI.

That said, it's pretty legit to say that the UBI itself isn't part of the social safety net. A good implementation wouldn't be intended to catch people when they fall so much as to provide a comfortable foundation to build off of. The idea that everyone gets the money no matter how much they "deserve" it is pretty core to the concept.

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.

Thoughts and prayers. Since that's all the kids from Newtown got I don't see why he deserves better. Still don't want him to die.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Xae posted:

School Lunch should be free.

Breakfast too.

Subsidized via means-testing up to 110%.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Perhaps he is saying popular buzzwords to try to raise his profile without putting actual thought into his plans :thunk:

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
My hot take on Scalise.

LOL regressive line up to shove non regressives into ovens. Non regressives have arguments on tone policing.

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

empty whippet box posted:

Hopefully this just means he gets held on the cusp of life and death where he can suffer the most without giving the republicans what they want more than anything, which is his death.

Jerking off to people's suffering is super hosed up, and it's embarrassing that poo poo like this is tolerated.

Autism Sneaks
Nov 21, 2016

Boon posted:

I really hope that fucker doesn't die.

Mostly because the right will use it as a rallying cry in 2018 but also because I don't want to see open season on Congressman of any stripe. He's a fucker though.

I mean, he already got shot, how much worse can things be if this shithead dies? Nobody actually cares about his worthless life, just the incident, and I don't see how him living or dying drastically changes the narrative.

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005

Sinteres posted:

Jerking off to people's suffering is super hosed up, and it's embarrassing that poo poo like this is tolerated.

Nazis are people too!

~When they go low, we go high~

Edible Hat
Jul 23, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
There's a good argument that UBI is "conservative" because it reduces bureaucratic (mis)management and is not means-tested. However, in practice, it is far to the left of anything mainstream politicians are proposing: Swiss voters voted it down pretty handily and the socialist presidential candidate advocating for it in France received 5 percent of the vote.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
Turns out republicans have such bad health that any bullet wound could be fatal no matter where it hits. Wonder how much of his money and life is being helped either by tax payer money or ACA.

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

Pellisworth posted:

Nazis are people too!

~When they go low, we go high~

Not wanting somebody to be half dead in a state of tortured existence due to a would-be assassin's bullet makes me too soft for the revolution I guess. Too bad. Are you consistent enough to favor torturing terrorists too, or just political opponents? I don't think torture is good in either case because I have this crazy idea that human rights matter.

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Autism Sneaks posted:

I mean, he already got shot, how much worse can things be if this shithead dies? Nobody actually cares about his worthless life, just the incident, and I don't see how him living or dying drastically changes the narrative.

Remember the Alamo. Liberty or Death. There is no Land Beyond Volga.

Right or wrong, there is an emotional impact and sense of justice or vengeance in a 'tragedy.' Injuries aren't tragic.

Boon fucked around with this message at 04:18 on Jul 6, 2017

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Sinteres posted:

Not wanting somebody to be half dead in a state of tortured existence due to a would-be assassin's bullet makes me too soft for the revolution I guess. Too bad. Are you consistent enough to favor torturing terrorists too, or just political opponents? I don't think torture is good in either case because I have this crazy idea that human rights matter.

Find something more worthwhile to handwring about.

Same Great Paste
Jan 14, 2006




Heck Yes! Loam! posted:

Thoughts and prayers. Since that's all the kids from Newtown got I don't see why he deserves better. Still don't want him to die.

I heard someone's best friend's sister's boyfriend say that there is no Scalise and he's actually a crisis actor.

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
Scalise whipped for the AHCA. Had a few votes gone the other way then it would have failed.

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005

Sinteres posted:

Not wanting somebody to be half dead in a state of tortured existence due to a would-be assassin's bullet makes me too soft for the revolution I guess. Too bad. Are you consistent enough to favor torturing terrorists too, or just political opponents? I don't think torture is good in either case because I have this crazy idea that human rights matter.

I'm ambivalent about Scalise's fate. I'm not advocating political violence, but I'm also not going to defend that piece of poo poo.

Comparing this to torturing (suspected) terrorists is a strawman. That is the state torturing people when torture has been conclusively proven ineffective.

Shooting politicians isn't cool but if you're playing tone police about Scalise possibly dying, you're defending the dignity and honor of Nazis. So, y'know.

Autism Sneaks
Nov 21, 2016

Sinteres posted:

Not wanting somebody to be half dead in a state of tortured existence due to a would-be assassin's bullet makes me too soft for the revolution I guess. Too bad. Are you consistent enough to favor torturing terrorists too, or just political opponents? I don't think torture is good in either case because I have this crazy idea that human rights matter.

there are no intrinsic human rights, we live in a godless soulless cosmos, I want Putin, Trump, Assad, Saud, Kim, Erdorgan, Netanyahu, and every one of these sickos to get the most painful form of stomach cancer imaginable because their power and wealth insulates them from any other earthly punishment and there's no eternal fire waiting for them

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

Pellisworth posted:

I'm ambivalent about Scalise's fate. I'm not advocating political violence, but I'm also not going to defend that piece of poo poo.

Comparing this to torturing (suspected) terrorists is a strawman. That is the state torturing people when torture has been conclusively proven ineffective.

Shooting politicians isn't cool but if you're playing tone police about Scalise possibly dying, you're defending the dignity and honor of Nazis. So, y'know.

People are throwing Nazi around pretty freely these days, but even under your premise that Scalise is literally a Nazi, do you think we should have tortured the Nuremberg defendants for decades before we executed them? I'm not defending Scalise, but psychopath jerkoff fantasies about endless suffering for people we think are bad should be left to religion, not politics.

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



I just want him to go be David Duke without the lifespan instead.

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Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

this was part of the plot of The Yiddish Policeman's Union

That's a great book.

I'm pretty sure I posted about it (the third temple/encouraging the end times thing) here back in 05-6 and got dogpiled about believing conspiracy nonsense lol

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