Horsecock (Jim) & Sam/Bennington/OpieRaqio/Tranthony Cumia Megathread

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The Dave: Sep 9, 2003

I don't want to live in a world where I'm happy Roland exists.

# ? Jun 30, 2017 17:26

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# ? May 15, 2024 00:57

CrashCat: Jan 10, 2003; another shit post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUNi66qiCSA

Here's Sam etc talking about it

# ? Jun 30, 2017 18:54

An Enormous Boner: Jul 12, 2009

# ? Jun 30, 2017 19:07

Sankis: Mar 8, 2004; But I remember the fella who told me. Big lad. Arms as thick as oak trees, a stunning collection of scars, nice eye patch. A REAL therapist he was. Er wait. Maybe it was rapist?

In what world did Opie think recording someone taking a poo poo in the work bathroom was something that wouldn't get him in trouble when it's been obvious for a few years that Sirius hates him and wants any reason to get rid of him.

# ? Jun 30, 2017 19:21

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Shock & Jock, Shock & Jock, Shock & Jock!

# ? Jun 30, 2017 19:45

Reince Penis: Nov 15, 2007; by R. Guyovich

I'm just amazed that Opie found an even worse and more embarrassing stunt to get fired behind than Anthony.

And all these years you guys said he was talentless...

# ? Jun 30, 2017 21:40

Pontificating Ass: Aug 2, 2002; What Doth Life?

@opieradio Don't know if the show is gonna make it, BIG WIG Studio Execs couldn't handle my lastest stunt!

*takes 2 week vacation*

# ? Jul 1, 2017 10:22

empty baggie: Oct 22, 2003

"stunt"

# ? Jul 1, 2017 15:27

spudsbuckley: Aug 29, 2008; by FactsAreUseless
(and can't post for 5 years!)

It's probably a stunt but i'd love if it was real.

It'd be the perfect end to Opie's career:

-He didn't realize that Roland obviously dislikes him
-He didn't seem to realize that Roland works for the company, not the Opie Show
-He didn't realize that Roland is a loving talent booker, not a character/stunt boy
-No one on the Opie Show staff likes Opie enough to tell him it was a stupid idea that could get him fired

# ? Jul 1, 2017 18:24

An Enormous Boner: Jul 12, 2009

It's not a good work if the behavior is completely unremarkable for The Opester. He doesn't have a Fez-like running story.

# ? Jul 1, 2017 18:46

Tr33: May 26, 2007; Love is a tiny lion holding a donut!

Saw 16 new replies and...

but seriously of course it had to be a boring fuckin opie troll.

edit: meanwhile Ant finally made the big time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VWTo5U0AAA&t=345s

Tr33 fucked around with this message at 08:30 on Jul 2, 2017

# ? Jul 2, 2017 08:24

Niwrad: Jul 1, 2008

It's the oldest hack shock jock stunt in the book. Do a stunt before your vacation to make people think maybe you got fired and they tune in when you get back.

# ? Jul 5, 2017 05:10

beep by grandpa: May 5, 2004

This is going to be REALLY hard to explain but does anyone know what that 2 second clip opie and anthony used to play that I can best describe as a 2 second "commercial bumper" or "we'll be right back" melody. It is exactly 3 notes long and it loving kills me every time they play it. It sounds really old.

# ? Jul 6, 2017 00:50

Morter: Jul 1, 2006; Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY

It's The Reading Rainbow bumper

Here's all 3 that I have

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1S9zUlZtSoL

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JbBcEBtdW1

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SIRghtF2d7

You're welcome

# ? Jul 6, 2017 00:55

beep by grandpa: May 5, 2004

Yessdss$ssssssssssssssss!!!!!! Making that my little brothers text message sound (he's a new fan)

# ? Jul 6, 2017 01:02

Stefan Prodan: Jan 7, 2002; I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!; Grimey Drawer

it made me so happy when I saw on a stream one time someone was playing the actual song that the Earl Douglas "peas hold" song was like Ron doing an impression of (sorry about that sentence structure)

I had no idea it was a real thing until I heard it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGwV2rNzN9A

It's possible this is just like a chill cover of the original song that I've never heard though, like maybe it's just some old hold music I've never been exposed to

# ? Jul 6, 2017 01:54

Cacafuego: Jul 22, 2007

My parents were watching some investigative murder show and they were talking about a suspect in NYC who was on the news. The episode played a newscast about the suspect and I heard shame, shame, shame... shame on you! and I loffed

# ? Jul 6, 2017 03:25

Morter: Jul 1, 2006; Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY

Could this happen to your mother?

# ? Jul 6, 2017 03:43

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Uh oh

All replays of OpieRadio are gone while other shows are there.

And now this

https://i.redd.it/ywi290aaxv7z.jpg

Opie name no longer in channel listing

Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 03:48 on Jul 6, 2017

# ? Jul 6, 2017 03:46

Under the vegetable: Nov 2, 2004; by Smythe

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Uh oh

All replays of OpieRadio are gone while other shows are there.

And now this

# ? Jul 6, 2017 03:48

Stefan Prodan: Jan 7, 2002; I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!; Grimey Drawer

please let that idiot board op be fired

# ? Jul 6, 2017 04:01

bunky: Aug 29, 2004

Opie's getting his own channel again. Gratz.

# ? Jul 6, 2017 04:09

80s James Hetfield: Jan 20, 2004; METAL UP YOUR ASS

Stefan Prodan posted:

please let that idiot board op be fired

Leave it alone

# ? Jul 6, 2017 04:11

Morter: Jul 1, 2006; Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY

In celebration, please enjoy 7 hours of Opie whinging https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI0Vy-PUvhM&t=3008s

# ? Jul 6, 2017 04:22

ozza: Oct 23, 2008

So long Opster Sirius XM, hello Opster Compound Media.

# ? Jul 6, 2017 06:26

ozza: Oct 23, 2008

It couldn't be any worse, could it?

# ? Jul 6, 2017 06:31

Tevryr: Dec 5, 2009

ozza posted:

It couldn't be any worse, could it?

Just you wait. (while the boys go to the bathroom)

# ? Jul 6, 2017 07:02

Kevyn: Mar 5, 2003; I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

Opie stealing Ant's "getting fired on the 4th of July" bit, hoo hoo

# ? Jul 6, 2017 10:26

spudsbuckley: Aug 29, 2008; by FactsAreUseless
(and can't post for 5 years!)

Kevyn posted:

Opie stealing Ant's "getting fired on the 4th of July" bit, hoo hoo

And they both got fired as a result of taking unsolicited pictures of people.

# ? Jul 6, 2017 10:28

Morter: Jul 1, 2006; Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY

spudsbuckley posted:

And they both got fired as a result of taking unsolicited pictures of people.

Well, only one of them took a picture of :airquote:

people.

# ? Jul 6, 2017 10:40

Rubiks Pubes: Dec 5, 2003; I wanted to be a neo deconstructivist, but Mom wouldn't let me.

I missed what was said about it but the caption on the screen of my radio was "channel changes" when I turned it on this morning to Jim and Sam. They ended the conversation talking about Opie and what "might" be going on with him.

# ? Jul 6, 2017 14:10

Some Zero: Sep 23, 2009

https://twitter.com/AnthonyCumia/status/882846678650368001

Anthony somewhat self aware.

# ? Jul 6, 2017 14:16

Mad Doctor Cthulhu: Mar 3, 2008

Best thing about Opie's apparent firing? Nobody cares.

With Ant at least there was fuss and discussion and a general acknowledgement that he was gone and something was missing even if he was a bigoted old man never far from a bottle, a young girl, or a fist. But with Opie? Nobody cares. Even in dismissal, nobody gives a poo poo about a pompous board op with mother issues.

# ? Jul 6, 2017 16:21