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ranbo das
Oct 16, 2013


Who the gently caress are the five people who liked that

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COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I just re-read that and saw that the guy apparently has never watched porn or fapped even. Assuming I buy that, which I don't, lol what a maroon.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

I'm glad that idiot will die alone.

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

All the posters in r/incels being in their late teens/early 20's would actually an insane amount of sense

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Fartbox posted:

Isn't one of the most popular porn categories in America incest too

Deviantart has that subject pretty much covered, too.

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

bloom posted:

Also "boobcrack" is a really funny sounding word when you say it a bunch of times.

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

ElGroucho posted:

How many of these dudes have extremely average penises and think that the world is full of these 9" cock monsters like on their favorite BBC videos?

Doctor Who is a social epidemic

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Mameluke posted:

Doctor Who is a social epidemic

yes. This.

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
Wow that "boobcrack" guy sure does have some weird ideas about women's bodies

And I don't mean him calling cleavage "boobcrack"

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



I can't think of the word "boobcrack" without hearing it to the tune of "Love Shack."

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

I gotta wonder, from a morbid fascination level, what exactly happened that broke that guy's brain?

I'm guessing child molestation by a female adult.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Liquid Communism posted:

I gotta wonder, from a morbid fascination level, what exactly happened that broke that guy's brain?

I'm guessing child molestation by a female adult.

"Why leave it (one's boobcrack) out in the open, when it was common knowledge some guys needed only that to fap?"
^^^ this is probably the most telling statement from that guys' post. He was so close to figuring it out!

I can only imagine this stunted kid overheard his mother lecturing his older sister on how to behave and dress properly, and something angry started to boil inside him.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I don't think incelism is caused by one event, he had to have a very misogynistic family member who talked about promiscuous women being whores constantly around him.

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax
I'm defy going with the paedophile mother.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



She's a whore, Norman!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

a bone to pick posted:

I don't think incelism is caused by one event, he had to have a very misogynistic family member who talked about promiscuous women being whores constantly around him.

This, plus some belittlement by a girl in middle school. Or...

Say Nothing posted:

You have to wonder if they are woman hating incels, or just have some weird kink involving women being embarrassed.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here




Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



I find in general hopeless dorks look at life like an RPG where you buy your stats with points.

Attractive? It's impossible you have a personality, you spent all your stats points on attractiveness. Athletic? You must be dumb as an ox because you had to dump a few stats at the chargen screen for them muscles.

Me? Well I am a gross looking blob creature with no social skill so uh very obviously I am smart because I had to spend the points somewhere.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Men disporportionately view bbw porn versus reported dating preferences, so i think top guy may just be a liar that everybody sees through.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Just lol if you aren't like Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade seeking that slam whale holy grail.

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

Liquid Communism posted:

I gotta wonder, from a morbid fascination level, what exactly happened that broke that guy's brain?

I'm guessing child molestation by a female adult.

I was gonna say Neo-Confucian time traveler from the Joseon dynasty but I think they had a healthier attitude towards boobcrack.

Osama Dozen-Dongs
Nov 29, 2014

Liquid Communism posted:

I gotta wonder, from a morbid fascination level, what exactly happened that broke that guy's brain?

I'm guessing child molestation by a female adult.

It's probs this. I got raped by an older woman as a teenager and I can empathize with these goobers apart from them being really bad people.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

Osama Dozen-Dongs posted:

It's probs this. I got raped by an older woman as a teenager and I can empathize with these goobers apart from them being really bad people.

:smith:

Yeah, that's my thought. The regular posters that get quoted make sense as 'rejected person stewing on that rejection until it poisons them', but the dude I quoted is way more broken than that. He comes off really badly as 'something terrible happened to me, and I am projecting what I am deep down convinced made me deserve/all the things that remind me of it as the sins of all women'.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Liquid Communism posted:

Yeah, that's my thought. The regular posters that get quoted make sense as 'rejected person stewing on that rejection until it poisons them', but the dude I quoted is way more broken than that. He comes off really badly as 'something terrible happened to me, and I am projecting what I am deep down convinced made me deserve/all the things that remind me of it as the sins of all women'.

The worst part is it's an article of faith to these people that if that's true, and if he revealed the source of his trauma, the response would be "wow ingrate that's like complaining about free money."

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Being short never stopped me from getting in them guts boooooooooooooy

These dudes need to be let in on the secret: Try hard, but not too hard

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party
good protip imo

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Incels on computing:

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



big time bisexual posted:

good protip imo



There is an episode of black mirror where everyone has ocular/cerebral implants where you can basically be banned from human interaction with specific other people and you become an indistinct, inaudible blur to each other.

In the finale the guy has transgressed badly enough The Powers That Be ban him from interacting with everyone, and it's played up as horrifically Hellish as one might expect.

LOL that for these CHUDs it's a coping mechanism.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

big time bisexual posted:

good protip imo



Fun fact: alcohol does the same thing. If you take the right amount in the right locations, it even helps your social life!

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

Literally A Person posted:

Incels on computing:



Lol they're so close

The correct answer is: if your using Linux on anything other than a server or hobby device, you're doing it wrong. And computing knowledge isn't everything, so yeah there are highly paid people out there with zero computing knowledge

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

My Linux Rig posted:

Lol they're so close

The correct answer is: if your using Linux on anything other than a server or hobby device, you're doing it wrong. And computing knowledge isn't everything, so yeah there are highly paid people out there with zero computing knowledge

Excellent post-username combo.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

Wow that "boobcrack" guy sure does have some weird ideas about women's bodies

And I don't mean him calling cleavage "boobcrack"

Does he ever walk around with skin exposed, let alone the dreaded boobcrack?

I fail to see how a girl walking around in a shirt and shorts is incapable of 'true love'.

Hobologist
May 4, 2007

We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"

My Linux Rig posted:

Lol they're so close

The correct answer is: if your using Linux on anything other than a server or hobby device, you're doing it wrong. And computing knowledge isn't everything, so yeah there are highly paid people out there with zero computing knowledge

They're called Chads, and thanks to their charisma, networking skills, and BA's in finance from a college worse than the one you went to, they're probably your boss's boss.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

ranbo das posted:

Who the gently caress are the five people who liked that

Maybe the girls in the comments?

I know a lot of people "like" something on Facebook as a way of saying they read it. Or just as an automatic thing they conditioned themselves into.

darkhand
Jan 18, 2010

This beard just won't do!

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013




:drat:

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Khazar-khum posted:

Does he ever walk around with skin exposed, let alone the dreaded boobcrack?

I fail to see how a girl walking around in a shirt and shorts is incapable of 'true love'.

The only woman who can feel true, pure, incel-approved love is an anime wearing a burqa.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I'm glad these horrific human beings are not getting laid

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:

I can't think of the word "boobcrack" without hearing it to the tune of "Love Shack."
If you see a faded post on the incels Reddit that says
"15 miles to the boobcrack"
Boobcrack, yeah, yeah
I'm headin' down the black pill highway
Lookin' for the fap getaway
Headed for the fap getaway
I got me a Chad, he's as (fap getaway) big as a whale
And we're headin' on down to the (fap getaway) boobcrack
I got me a femoid, she (fap getaway) seats about 20
So hurry up and bring your upvotes, baby
The boobcrack is a little old place where we can fap together

Boobcrack, baby (a boobcrack, baby)
Boobcrack, baby, boobcrack
Boobcrack, (Fap, baby, that's where it's at) baby, boobcrack

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

PMush Perfect posted:

If you see a faded post on the incels Reddit that says
"15 miles to the boobcrack"
Boobcrack, yeah, yeah
I'm headin' down the black pill highway
Lookin' for the fap getaway
Headed for the fap getaway
I got me a Chad, he's as (fap getaway) big as a whale
And we're headin' on down to the (fap getaway) boobcrack
I got me a femoid, she (fap getaway) seats about 20
So hurry up and bring your upvotes, baby
The boobcrack is a little old place where we can fap together

Boobcrack, baby (a boobcrack, baby)
Boobcrack, baby, boobcrack
Boobcrack, (Fap, baby, that's where it's at) baby, boobcrack

:golfclap:

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