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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Gabi Garcia is fighting a 45 year old bantamweight in shootboxing

I wasn't joking

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Said elderly woman is also on a 7 fight losing streak, just in case it didn't appear to already be a mismatch in every way

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
That looks like a 1 and a half foot height differential there as well. Thats insane.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Le Saboteur posted:

That looks like a 1 and a half foot height differential there as well. Thats insane.

She's not like most girls

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Le Saboteur posted:

That looks like a 1 and a half foot height differential there as well. Thats insane.

She's 5 foot 2

Gabi's 6 foot 2

Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?
Gabi is a sad POS for taking these stupid fights.

Street Horrrsing
Mar 24, 2010

Godwalker of The Grateful Prisoner



Is Garcia still terrified of getting punched

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Watch Gabi get choked out.

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



I heard Gabi is making $500k a fight. Get paid big girl

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

JaySB posted:

I heard Gabi is making $500k a fight. Get paid big girl

lmao god drat

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Get paid,
Steroid monster

tesilential
Nov 22, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
MM should fight GG

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger
Why do Japanese fight promoters hate Japanese fighters/pro wrestlers so much. Why.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Ditch posted:

Why do Japanese fight promoters hate Japanese fighters/pro wrestlers so much. Why.

FIGHTING SPIRIT. On the off chance the japanese fighter wins, that'd be a national hero.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


I will sacrifice as many Japanese women as I can to get another King Reina/Alpha Female comedy fight.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Ditch posted:

Why do Japanese fight promoters hate Japanese fighters/pro wrestlers so much. Why.

DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED

homercles
Feb 14, 2010

Imagine GG sneaking up on you while you're sleeping and crushing your head between her yolked thighs. You struggle but your weak attempts are no match for her superior juice jitsu, as your vision narrows you see Cyborg peeking from over GG's ripped shoulders and glorious traps.

My front door is unlocked, sweet dreams :magical:

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

homercles posted:

Imagine GG sneaking up on you while you're sleeping and crushing your head between her yolked thighs. You struggle but your weak attempts are no match for her superior juice jitsu, as your vision narrows you see Cyborg peeking from over GG's ripped shoulders and glorious traps.

My front door is unlocked, sweet dreams :magical:

How did you find my Tumblr

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

JaySB posted:

I heard Gabi is making $500k a fight. Get paid big girl

She's definitely not making that in shootboxing and I severely doubt she is in Rizin either

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

JaySB posted:

I heard Gabi is making $500k a fight. Get paid big girl

Heard from who?

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



My jiu jitsu instructor, he also told me Kron is getting like $1mill a fight

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Didn't Cro Cop only get like 90k for winning the big new year's eve tournament?

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Memento posted:

Didn't Cro Cop only get like 90k for winning the big new year's eve tournament?

Don't believe everything you read on the internet.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Fozzy The Bear posted:

Don't believe everything you read on the internet.

I was actually making a joke about the giant novelty check they handed him.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
Gabi Garcia illegally soccer kicked the grandma

homercles
Feb 14, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi65nDJtVpg

That size difference :stonklol:

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
twice. two illegal soccer kicks. outstanding.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


jesus

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
how is that a NC instead of a DQ

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Soothing Vapors posted:

how is that a NC instead of a DQ

:japan:

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Soothing Vapors posted:

how is that a NC instead of a DQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKrqDzljhc0

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
hahah

fair enough

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

Marching Powder posted:

twice. two illegal soccer kicks. outstanding.

I like how she was all "What'd I do??" for doing the same thing she'd already been warned for like a minute earlier.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Never change, Japanese MMA

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

holy lol

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

I like how she was all "What'd I do??" for doing the same thing she'd already been warned for like a minute earlier.



(in very Benny from Looney Tunes voice)

Duuhhhhh, what'd I do, what'd I do?

Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?
Shes so feminine.. sigh.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
She's like the almost-female version of Bob Sapp.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
Hey, read the Tshirt fellas -- I'M POSSIBLE.

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mexican willie
Mar 17, 2007

Say Nothing posted:

She's like the almost-female version of Bob Sapp.

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