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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Here comes a very special boy

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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

Yo, your fat white trash president will roll in here in Germany sometimes this evening in his fat man rascal. [ . . . ] Hope you are ashamed of yourself

We (or at least some of us) are.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Oooouch lol

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005


Oooohh Claire Underwood with the handshake burn

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

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His perpetual squinty pouty retard face whenever anything happens that can be perceived as a slight, even if it's not meant to be, makes everything this loving goofball does while in public that much more lolworthy

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary
it's normal protocol for the men and women to shake at the same time

melania and two scoops just don't know better

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012


:bisonyes:

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

nigga crab pollock posted:

whats it feel like to know that the NSA has catalogued your entire porn watching history and is likely using it at this very moment to train a neural network to figure out how to manipulate the stimuli causing you arousal to turn you gay

If there's someone being paid a government salary to watch Remy Lacroix vids then I'd be glad to be contributing to the American dream in some small way.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

:trumppop:

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

Yo, your fat white trash president will roll in here in Germany sometimes this evening in his fat man rascal. Gonna be the biggest protest wave in a long time and I hate ever American for making us waste an insane amount of tax money on this useless dipshit. No doubt he's gonna sleep through every meeting as he always does and only interrupt everyone with his occasional slumber farts. We could have build an entire children hospital wing with that kind of cash. Hope you are ashamed of yourself

:gas: him

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

For info most fans of the US in Europe (you know those guys driving pickups, joining country dance clubs and wearing cowboy hats) all have confederate flags because somehow they believe it's some kind of "true American cowboy" flag.

Well, they're not wrong...

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

ElGroucho posted:

White supremacists in Germany use the confederate flag because flying any Nazi flags is very illegal.

What about the Kek flag?

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying


Lol

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

TotalLossBrain posted:

What about the Kek flag?

Still laughing about the MAGA redditor who went to the white supremacist rally and everyone thought he was a plant trying to make them look like idiots.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



ElGroucho posted:

White supremacists in Germany use the confederate flag because flying any Nazi flags is very illegal.

If we had any balls Reconstruction would have made it illegal too, and all the Plantation owners would have been dispossessed and put in labor camps with their holdings divvied up among the slaves.

The Union won the war and lost the peace IMO.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?




Someone repost the vid of him sundowning and going the wrong way and the handler extending his hand to point him in the right direction, Trump mistaking it for an offer to shake, the dude uttrely denying him and just gesturing him in the right direction again.

KrunkMcGrunk
Jul 2, 2007

Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.

NotWearingPants posted:

Still laughing about the MAGA redditor who went to the white supremacist rally and everyone thought he was a plant trying to make them look like idiots.

Liiiinks. I need liiinks!

Multilake
Dec 11, 2016

If you're in a jam, a crayon scrunched under your nose makes a good pretend moustache.
Whether intentional or not, she just made an enemy for life. He'll hate her till the day he dies cause she bruised his ego.

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Multilake posted:

Whether intentional or not, she just made an enemy for life. He'll hate her till the day he dies cause she bruised his ego.

Nah, Trump didn't even want to shake her hand. She was bleeding from her face (disgusting) and she begged to shake hands but he said no.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

KrunkMcGrunk posted:

Liiiinks. I need liiinks!

https://streamable.com/ypye0


"These are good memes"

I ride bikes all day
Sep 10, 2007

I shitposted in the same thread for 2 years and all I got was this red text av. Ask me about my autism!



College Slice
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2017/07/06/europe-and-japan-announce-trade-deal-to-rival-nafta/?utm_term=.f2309c06206e


lol

KrunkMcGrunk
Jul 2, 2007

Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.


haha oh yeah good poo poo

can't wait to see the alt right rip apart at the seams

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Trump is enthusiastic to learn a political term that’s been in use for at least 127 years

“There is one military family here today I am especially excited to recognize,” Trump said — “our great vice president, Mike Pence, and our second lady — never heard that term before, but that’s what they say — and she is some lady, that I can tell you — of the United States, Karen Pence, are here along with their son, Marine 1st Lt. Michael Pence.”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...mentrandom_1_na

In case you missed it, trump is a moron.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



KrunkMcGrunk posted:

haha oh yeah good poo poo

can't wait to see the alt right rip apart at the seams

"This isn't Comicon dude"

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I am very happy that the president learned something new.

cool new Metroid game
Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

etalian posted:

I found it was hilariously bizarre how in Germany country music is really popular and they are obsessed with cowboy themed stuff.

Cultural Appropriation!

they're also big into pretending to be native americans

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Native_American_hobbyism_in_Germany
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Native_Americans_in_German_popular_culture

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary

lol

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

https://twitter.com/Independent/status/882984665308639233?s=08

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


those un-American DEMS probably blocked the hotel booking, SAD!

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



lol let him stay at whatever the prussian equivalent of the ramada inn is

KrunkMcGrunk
Jul 2, 2007

Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

lol let him stay at whatever the prussian equivalent of the ramada inn is

Mmmm yes I can almost taste the coming tweets

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

The Secret Service must be loving having to scout out a hotel that isn't picked yet lol

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh



#MAGA

Sick of all this winning!

Inept
Jul 8, 2003


Trump and Tillerson use the same booking agent apparently.

Bholder
Feb 26, 2013


Europe has fallen to the wicked claws of globalism, sad.

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!

A booking agent is one of many positions Trumperino has yet to fill apparently.

KrunkMcGrunk
Jul 2, 2007

Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.

Bholder posted:

Europe has fallen to the wicked claws of globalism, sad.

frikkin' DEMONS!

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
classic lol

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/330359969813770242

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bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

Holy gently caress this was literally an episode of VEEP this season.

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