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Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

JEEVES420 posted:

Talking to ER staff you hear all the horrors of humanity. I learned about a homeless guy named Side Pocket who would whore out his colostomy hole.

His attractive stoma buddy is called 'hot pocket'

ne: stoma sex snype

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pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

super size soft serve posted:

Does Nicolas Cage tell you about the birds but NOT THE BEEESSSS!?

I don't care what they say, you're good people.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

PYF Funny Pics: We went down the rabbit hole... it was full of poo poo

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

JEEVES420 posted:

Talking to ER staff you hear all the horrors of humanity. I learned about a homeless guy named Side Pocket who would whore out his colostomy hole.

Siiiiiiide Pocket!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEldiTQZt2w&t=17s

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

JEEVES420 posted:

Talking to ER staff you hear all the horrors of humanity. I learned about a homeless guy named Side Pocket who would whore out his colostomy hole.

There's a bit in The Life and Times of Little Richard (the mid-1980s biography of Little Richard) where he describes his first gay experience as a teenager in the 1940s:

quote:

Madame Oop would french you. He'd suck you and tell you that he had a vagina and if you'd be nice he'd let you get some of it. You know, an older man telling you that, and you're a young guy... You see, he'd been with so many men that his rectum had been torn out and was no use anymore, so they'd put a colostomy in his side and he used his rectum as a vagina.

He proceeds to describe how after he became famous he would have massive orgies where he'd sit and read his Bible in between "[trying to] turn boys gay" by "making love to them in the rectum". The last chapter is just a transcript of a sermon he gave in 1984 where he explains that homosexuality is "contagious" and claims he "turned gay" because his mother didn't love him enough.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010





http://compete.kotaku.com/15-years-later-heres-why-a-gamer-was-duct-taped-to-a-c-1796679499

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Knormal posted:

My grandma had a temporary colostomy bag at one point in between intestional surgeries and the little tri-fold pamphlet they gave her about it said in as polite and professional language as possible not to gently caress the hole. Apparently it's common enough to make the pamphlet.
I don't know--I just read one from the good folks at Beth Israel that says your partner "needs to know that sexual activity will not harm the stoma." This could be, shall we say, misconstrued.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/6JkJcqA.mp4

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Okay, this rules and I don't even like Transformers

Snowmankilla
Dec 6, 2000

True, true


That is super dope.

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

And to think i spent my ten bucks on this stupid website instead. :sigh:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS
I've been here for 16 dead gay years and this stomafucking derail is the worst goddamn thing thing I've ever read.

Keep up the good work.

slacjs
Feb 27, 2009


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qEee01KKJ8

TheNothingNew
Nov 10, 2008

vyelkin posted:

I saw a video a while back where a journalist went to Kurdistan and interviewed some people, and it turns out a lot of the people fighting ISIS are old guys who have been in the peshmerga their whole lives, first fighting Saddam, then during the US occupation, and now fighting ISIS. The journalist interviewed some young people on the Kurdish home front who were leading good lives, had jobs, going to bars and clubs, hanging out with friends, etc., and they said they felt kinda guilty because they were leading the good life while this older generation was out there fighting ISIS. Then the journalist went and interviewed the old guys and their response was "that's the whole point. We're doing this, out here fighting these assholes, specifically so that the younger generation doesn't have to, and they can lead a comfortable life free from the constant fear of death."

I feel like that's an interesting contrast to Moby's "kids these days with their meat :argh:" approach.

Robert Evans of Cracked. It's a legit watch.
http://www.cracked.com/video_20343_yo-man-check-out-this-rocket-launcher-cracked-in-kurdistan.html
It's ~6 minutes in, but the whole thing is worth a watch.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

The recent Berserk anime's animation is so bad

https://twitter.com/dodonpahchi/status/870135160728989696

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Ugh, Gwar got so loving commercial after Oderus died

treiz01
Jan 2, 2008

There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

RatHat posted:

The recent Berserk anime's animation is so bad

https://twitter.com/dodonpahchi/status/870135160728989696

This looks like an amateur one man project

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.


Tennis has changed a bit from when I last played it.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Bogan King posted:



Tennis has changed a bit from when I last played it.

Well, ratings were turning to poo poo so they had to up the ante somehow.

budgieinspector
Mar 24, 2006

According to my research,
these would appear to be
Budgerigars.



It turns out there's an entire Saga of Evan:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvzwjTCacNo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0guFPz0f3Cs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cY0fe7NOAM

...but then -- A TWIST!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfobBoUuXYw

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

a real bootleg of Metal Slug 1 apparently

Spectral Debt
Jan 23, 2004
9999 sucka

What was iiiitttt

zakkro
May 29, 2015


Spectral Debt posted:

What was iiiitttt

They didn't know who made the video, so I guess the person deleted the tweet.

Here's the vid tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUIObCgsfWA

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012












http://i.imgur.com/CTh3cZn.gifv

meet girls at the store
Nov 4, 2002

JnnyThndrs posted:

I've been here for 16 dead gay years and this stomafucking derail is the worst goddamn thing thing I've ever read.

Keep up the good work.

Maybe you can use this stoma training manekin to get more comfortable with them!



quote:

Features:

Soft, realistic faceskin, hands, feet, fingers, and toes
Stylish wig for haircare exercises and surgical draping
Movable jaw with tongue
Removable upper and lower dentures for oral hygiene
Realistic eyes in eyesockets for ophthalmic exercises
Ear canal for otic drops and irrigation
Opening for gastronomy
Mouth, nose and tracheotomy openings for naso-gastric lavage and gavage
Interchangeable male organ
Bends at waist as in human
360° Intramuscular injection site in right and left upper arm
Intramuscular injection site in buttock Enema administration capability
Realistic urethral passage and bladder for catheterization exercises
Elevating pillow increases bladder pressure for increased flow during catheterization (male or female)
Vaginal douching and pap smear exercises with realistic vagina and cervix
Sculpted stomas of a transverse colostomy, ileostomy, and suprapubic stoma, to practice irrigation
No drip thumb latch with audible “click” provides secure seal between ostomies and internal tanks

Soft, realistic hands, feet, fingers, and toes
Jointed elbows, wrists, knees, and ankles
Bathing and bandaging activity
Detachable and removable internal tanks
New modular tricuspid valve permits male or female catheterization with soft silicone catheters
Instruction manual
Carrying bag

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Was checking out some ride vids from theme parks, when I came across this gem from Disneylands Haunted Mansion.

Airfare and Accommodation to California: $1200
Day Pass to Disneyland: $110
Derping around on your phone during the ride: Priceless


Boz0r
Sep 7, 2006
The Rocketship in action.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Was checking out some ride vids from theme parks, when I came across this gem from Disneylands Haunted Mansion.

Airfare and Accommodation to California: $1200
Day Pass to Disneyland: $110
Derping around on your phone during the ride: Priceless




You are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster, or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples; it could also be something much better. Prepare to enter: The Scary Door.

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

Always see everything.

a kitten posted:

And to think i spent my ten bucks on this stupid website instead. :sigh:



Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe

lol what a goof. Showed her for not being racist.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Deified Data posted:

lol what a goof. Showed her for not being racist.

Disgusting. The fucker's missed an opportunity to have 14 replies and 88 retweets.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Marvelous. :golfclap:

Dear Prudence
Sep 3, 2012

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Was checking out some ride vids from theme parks, when I came across this gem from Disneylands Haunted Mansion.

Airfare and Accommodation to California: $1200
Day Pass to Disneyland: $110
Derping around on your phone during the ride: Priceless




I stared at this for a bit wondering what the big deal was. It looks to me like a bust of a women looking at a book, lit from below and covered by a bell jar. Took me way too long to figure it out it was a person with a cellphone in one of the ride cars.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

meet girls at the store posted:

Maybe you can use this stoma training manekin to get more comfortable with them!



That could not sound more like a multipurpose sex doll, and look more like a nightmare.

Imagine waking in the middle of the night to a dripping sound, with that thing standing over you.

Such Fun
May 6, 2013
 

davidspackage posted:

That could not sound more like a multipurpose sex doll, and look more like a nightmare.

Imagine waking in the middle of the night to a dripping sound, with that thing standing over you.

"Give me the cummies...!"

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

Bogan King posted:

No one gives the slightest poo poo about who hosed who in the Sonic world. Skype CWC or some poo poo.


Access to a large supply of clean, safe drinking water is one of the triumphs of human civilization. :colbert:

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Trastion
Jul 24, 2003
The one and only.

Such Fun posted:

"Give me the cummies...!"

Sorry already gave them all to the birds...



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