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Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

kiimo posted:

You mean like Bloodsport

Absolutely, Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds is in it.

# ? Jul 6, 2017 20:43

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Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Did you ever read about the guy Bloodsport is based off of?

A true king of bullshit, I admire his unflinching ability to just straight up lie about the weirdest poo poo

# ? Jul 6, 2017 20:50

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

Mel Mudkiper posted:

A true king of bullshit

but that's enough about your posting

# ? Jul 6, 2017 21:04

BrownThunder: Oct 26, 2005; EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

63 is the number of the day!

63 days until the regular season kicks off

63 posts until mel has 1000 posts in this thread

Have a great day

# ? Jul 6, 2017 21:09

the mean lunch lady: Jun 24, 2009; went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

SMH all of you forgetting about underrated gem, Last Action Hero

# ? Jul 6, 2017 21:09

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

Yum cooking with jack

Guy just understands a great meal

# ? Jul 6, 2017 21:10

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Packing to move fuckin blows

Getting paid to pack to move and listening to podcasts, however, rules.

# ? Jul 6, 2017 21:23

MalarkeyToboggan: Jan 4, 2015

Hercules in New York is an underrated Arnold movie. This was a super young Arnold who could barely speak English and has to "act" his way through a gorilla wrestling scene.

His delivery on the "I'm tired of the same old faces" line is peak bad Arnold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7MUP0FImZo&t=45s

# ? Jul 6, 2017 21:23

sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

the mean lunch lady posted:

SMH all of you forgetting about underrated gem, Last Action Hero

Jack Slater IS Hamlet!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mq8NXpK-Zng

e: It even has Arnold's best ice-based pun! Batman & Robin doesn't have poo poo on:

Jack Slater: Iced that guy, to cone a phrase.

sean10mm fucked around with this message at 21:30 on Jul 6, 2017

# ? Jul 6, 2017 21:25

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

I'm gonna be dogge sitting tonight for a good dogge.

I have a deal with a buddy that I'll take care of his dog when he and his family go on vacation and he'll buy me beer. I get beer, access to their 80-inch tv and time with a cool dogge. It's a pretty good deal.

# ? Jul 6, 2017 21:31

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

True Lies is the most perfect action comedy ever made.

# ? Jul 6, 2017 21:48

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

BrownThunder posted:

63 is the number of the day!

63 days until the regular season kicks off

63 posts until mel has 1000 posts in this thread

Have a great day

62 now

# ? Jul 6, 2017 21:51

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

I felt a huge sense of dread over the first hour of ID4, wondering if the aliens were going to attack in this movie whose poster showed a giant laser blowing up the white house

# ? Jul 6, 2017 21:53

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

why would anyone care how many chat posts somebody puts in the chat thread

why would anyone care about anything at all

# ? Jul 6, 2017 22:11

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

We would've beaten the aliens in 25 minutes if we had sent out Dredd

# ? Jul 6, 2017 22:14

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Ehud posted:

why would anyone care how many chat posts somebody puts in the chat thread

i'd care a lot if i had no life

# ? Jul 6, 2017 22:15

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

Eli Wiggum posted:

i'd care a lot if i had no life

Come on don't tee this up so easily

# ? Jul 6, 2017 22:16

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuCiiRDpbCk&t=53s

# ? Jul 6, 2017 22:17

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Amy Pole Her posted:

Come on don't tee this up so easily

i dont get it

# ? Jul 6, 2017 22:18

Phobeste: Apr 9, 2006; never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

I rate floating disconnected from society at large and floating mindlessly through an isolated life 9/10

# ? Jul 6, 2017 22:18

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Eli Wiggum posted:

i'd care a lot if i had no life

# ? Jul 6, 2017 22:19

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Cash Monet posted:

Ocean's 11

That plus any Guy Ritchie movie set in London are the best heist movies.

Spoeank posted:

Packing to move fuckin blows

Getting paid to pack to move and listening to podcasts, however, rules.

I'm moving to Hayward this weekend. I wish i did that last year instead of going with Sunnyvale.

# ? Jul 6, 2017 22:24

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

Eli Wiggum posted:

i dont get it

*lol so then you do care!!!!!*

(Bc you have no life)

It was an obvious joke and I hate low hangers

# ? Jul 6, 2017 22:24

7 RING SHRIMP: Oct 3, 2012

First date with a new girl tonight! She seems really cool, wish me luck

# ? Jul 6, 2017 22:26

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

3 DONG HORSE posted:

That plus any Guy Ritchie movie set in London are the best heist movies.

I'm moving to Hayward this weekend. I wish i did that last year instead of going with Sunnyvale.

I'm gettin the gently caress outta the bay. Bought a house on a 6,969 square foot lot in Carmichael, transferred to the Sacramento office and my wife is working remotely now.

I will not miss the Bay Area one bit.

The lot size only matters because it's the sex number... twice

# ? Jul 6, 2017 22:27

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

5 RING SHRIMP posted:

First date with a new girl tonight! She seems really cool, wish me luck

I hope she's a jets fan

# ? Jul 6, 2017 22:27

7 RING SHRIMP: Oct 3, 2012

Ehud posted:

I hope she's a jets fan

Broncos

# ? Jul 6, 2017 22:28

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Spoeank posted:

I'm gettin the gently caress outta the bay. Bought a house on a 6,969 square foot lot in Carmichael, transferred to the Sacramento office and my wife is working remotely now.

I will not miss the Bay Area one bit.

The lot size only matters because it's the sex number... twice

I cannot tell you how many times I have almost missed my flight because of those god forsaken toll bridges going into the city. loving awful. Let's go from 8 lanes down to 2 and you can only go when the little green light turns on! I get that it's probably a necessary evil but I hate it.

# ? Jul 6, 2017 22:29

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

5 RING SHRIMP posted:

First date with a new girl tonight! She seems really cool, wish me luck

Within 5 minutes make sure she knows your bench

# ? Jul 6, 2017 22:29

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

weird Asian candy posted:

I cannot tell you how many times I have almost missed my flight because of those god forsaken toll bridges going into the city. loving awful. Let's go from 8 lanes down to 2 and you can only go when the little green light turns on! I get that it's probably a necessary evil but I hate it.

There are so many reasons the bay area is garbage and the toll roads are one of them, just below warriors fans and the entire peninsula being a homogenous hell scape of Teslas, strip malls, $3,000/mo studio "luxury apartments" and business parks

# ? Jul 6, 2017 22:35

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

5 RING SHRIMP posted:

Broncos

That can change

# ? Jul 6, 2017 22:37

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

5 RING SHRIMP posted:

Broncos

Good choice, a winner for a winner

# ? Jul 6, 2017 22:38

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Spoeank posted:

I'm gettin the gently caress outta the bay. Bought a house on a 6,969 square foot lot in Carmichael, transferred to the Sacramento office and my wife is working remotely now.

I will not miss the Bay Area one bit.

The lot size only matters because it's the sex number... twice

That's the most beautiful and perfect house choice. Also I bet you could sell it to Gronk.

# ? Jul 6, 2017 22:39

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Open your wallet to pay for the meal and have a magnum condom fall out and a signed picture of Tom Brady

# ? Jul 6, 2017 22:40

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Spoeank posted:

There are so many reasons the bay area is garbage and the toll roads are one of them, just below warriors fans and the entire peninsula being a homogenous hell scape of Teslas, strip malls, $3,000/mo studio "luxury apartments" and business parks

The weather seems nice and all but yeah...I could not see myself living there.

I just looked up Carmichael and it seems really nice, so congrats man!

# ? Jul 6, 2017 22:41

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

5 RING SHRIMP posted:

Broncos

I like her already

# ? Jul 6, 2017 22:43

7 RING SHRIMP: Oct 3, 2012

Amy Pole Her posted:

Within 5 minutes make sure she knows your bench

I haven't drank water all day to get the forearms veins popping for her!!

# ? Jul 6, 2017 22:50

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Open your wallet to pay for the meal and have a magnum condom fall out and a signed picture of Tom Brady

Here is Shrimp's scoring possibility during the date. What could possibly go wrong?

# ? Jul 6, 2017 22:58

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Silly Burrito posted:

Here is Shrimp's scoring possibility during the date. What could possibly go wrong?

Ya know, Silly. You have been ultra aggressive lately with the Falcon's jokes...I do not appreciate it! :colbert:

I'm going to be in NOLA next week. Meet me on the playground at 3PM. I'll show you what can go wrong! :argh:

# ? Jul 6, 2017 23:14

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Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

I think Asian candy is gonna touch you inappropriately

# ? Jul 6, 2017 23:15

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