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Oh, I get it. He's going to weave an apartment building out of web around them, then affix the fire escape to the outside to complete the disguise.
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 09:55 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:
They are survived by unemployed loser Peter Parker, who is also now homeless because the family home was in his Aunt's name and the apartment belonged to his rich and glamorous wife (and his Uncle Moley's home was recently conquered by the Roman Empire).
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 10:18 |
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One of those tails on the question mark bubble should be pointing straight out of the strip and at my head because I don't know what the gently caress.
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 11:28 |
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ZeroCount posted:what the gently caress is spiderman doing Whatever a spider can.
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 15:13 |
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I just saw the new Spider movie. I'm fairly sure the main character is supposed to be Newspaper Spidey: He keeps screwing up, makes boneheaded moves and gets beaten on by random dudes (even after he just fought Captain America last movie). In fact, we may have found the new "Brick to the head" moment in it when Peter jumps head first into the roof of a van and gets a concussion
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 18:11 |
"When in doubt, cause MAXIMUM PROPERTY DAMAGE!" Oh, Peter.
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 18:16 |
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evilmiera posted:I just saw the new Spider movie. I'm fairly sure the main character is supposed to be Newspaper Spidey: He keeps screwing up, makes boneheaded moves and gets beaten on by random dudes (even after he just fought Captain America last movie). So basically this?
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 18:38 |
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evilmiera posted:I just saw the new Spider movie. I'm fairly sure the main character is supposed to be Newspaper Spidey: He keeps screwing up, makes boneheaded moves and gets beaten on by random dudes (even after he just fought Captain America last movie).
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 18:39 |
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I think Newspaper-Spidey doesn't know why he does anything any more. He's realised he's in a comic, and wants to see how the writers fix whatever stupid thing he does next.
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 18:49 |
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Push El Burrito posted:Whatever a spider can. holy poo poo, spiders can steal fire escapes?
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 18:50 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:holy poo poo, spiders can steal fire escapes? It's the #1 cause of fire escape disappearances. #2 is "ghosts?"
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 19:04 |
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Push El Burrito posted:#2 is "ghosts?" (secretly, still spiders)
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 21:31 |
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Spider ghosts?
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 21:33 |
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Haifisch posted:Spider ghosts? Spider-ghost, Spider-ghost, Does whatever we hate the most.
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 22:01 |
Wasn't there a poster called Ghost Spider or something, or maybe he just had a ghost spider from space as his avatar. E: Lurdiak fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Jul 6, 2017 |
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 22:13 |
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Johnny Walker posted:I'm surprised they have a letterer more than anything. If you look close, you can see each letter is unique, so it's hand-drawn instead of being a font. It always annoys me when I see "hand drawn" text where you can clearly tell it's a font. I think it's super neat to see the real thing, you don't see it often.
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 23:02 |
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I genuinely don't know if I've ever anticipated the next update of something more than now
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 23:07 |
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or you could hide indoors? :|
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# ? Jul 7, 2017 01:19 |
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Or use a pre-existing pile of rubble? Or just flee down an alleyway? I think Peter just wanted an excuse to wreck something.
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# ? Jul 7, 2017 01:22 |
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Pete spends so much time swinging and crawling on the outside of buildings he forgot you could go inside them. There's no other possible explanation!
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# ? Jul 7, 2017 01:31 |
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what no peter that's not even good cover you can see through it man. it would have been more effective if you didn't tie it in a knot
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# ? Jul 7, 2017 01:51 |
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But... why?
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# ? Jul 7, 2017 01:55 |
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uPen posted:But... why? That's very simple. It's to remind us all there are people dumber than Newspaper Spider-Man. I mean, they did fall for it. Guy reading this thread who is secretly the author, Cops turn around and ask why Spidey ever thought it would work by Sunday, TIA
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# ? Jul 7, 2017 02:31 |
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Section Z posted:Guy reading this thread who is secretly the author, Cops turn around and ask why Spidey ever thought it would work by Sunday, TIA
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# ? Jul 7, 2017 02:45 |
Synthbuttrange posted:
It's better than I could've hoped.
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# ? Jul 7, 2017 02:51 |
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I... that's even stupider than what I was expecting, and I wasn't expecting anything.
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# ? Jul 7, 2017 03:07 |
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Hi everyone, just dropping in to say: ... I love this goddamn comic/thread
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# ? Jul 7, 2017 03:08 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:I... that's even stupider than what I was expecting, and I wasn't expecting anything.
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# ? Jul 7, 2017 03:22 |
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Maybe we should just call it a thread and gold mine this now. Not sure it's getting better than that. Though we've said that how many times now?
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# ? Jul 7, 2017 03:24 |
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Times it's been said this thread off the top of my head: Pete and Scott had to take the subway. Pete got into a fight with a spider. Ronan eating everything in a diner. Rocket going nude. Rocket eating trash in the nude. Pete gluing himself to Ronan. Pete getting crushed by Ronan. MJ becoming a slaveowner. Pete using a dead stiff Ronan as cover. Ronan being stuffed into a way too small spaceship. Moleman being a huge goon ARMADILLOGEDDON
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# ? Jul 7, 2017 03:28 |
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So that fight caused so much collateral damage that the police can't possibly search every pile of debris large enough to trap a group of people? Is Zack Snyder guest writing?
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# ? Jul 7, 2017 03:34 |
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There still hasn't been anything as dumb as "BOTH THEIR MOTHERS ARE NAMED MARTHA", so no.
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# ? Jul 7, 2017 03:50 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:Times it's been said this thread off the top of my head: Don't forget the many threesome edits
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# ? Jul 7, 2017 03:53 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:I... that's even stupider than what I was expecting, and I wasn't expecting anything.
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# ? Jul 7, 2017 03:57 |
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I hope the owners of that building sue the poo poo out of Spider-Man
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# ? Jul 7, 2017 04:12 |
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Has Spidey ever tried to evade cops/bad guys/bratty kids on airplanes by just going 'uh... I'm just a guy in a Spider-Man Halloween costume?'
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# ? Jul 7, 2017 04:25 |
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Does telling people Rocket Raccoon is his son count?
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# ? Jul 7, 2017 04:27 |
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Whoever ghostwrites this is calling for help in the only way he can.
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# ? Jul 7, 2017 04:36 |
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ZeroCount posted:Whoever ghostwrites this is calling for help in the only way he can. 'send more shrooms'
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# ? Jul 7, 2017 04:42 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:Has Spidey ever tried to evade cops/bad guys/bratty kids on airplanes by just going 'uh... I'm just a guy in a Spider-Man Halloween costume?'
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# ? Jul 7, 2017 05:05 |