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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/882778301768638465

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hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
Remember France isnt some boring dismal place like the UK or Germany, it should have someone like Macron.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Gum posted:

You'd figure that by now France would be able to spot a megalomaniac coming

to be fair i when I saw 'skinny neoliberal wiener' it didn't really cross my mind that he would start down the path of wearing fur pelts and declare himself king of the divine rapist pantheon

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
i think its really cool he thinks of himself not only as a god but as the king of the gods.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

french politics: possibly more hosed up than american politics

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Office Pig posted:

to be fair i when I saw 'skinny neoliberal wiener' it didn't really cross my mind that he would start down the path of wearing fur pelts and declare himself king of the divine rapist pantheon
it kinds owns

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

So has there been any approval polling since Macron ripped off the mask to reveal an anti-republican megalomaniac?

by jove i think hes got it!

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Office Pig posted:

to be fair i when I saw 'skinny neoliberal wiener' it didn't really cross my mind that he would start down the path of wearing fur pelts and declare himself king of the divine rapist pantheon
to actually be fair, they aint got a white house in france, they have The Elysian Palace, literally named after the analog of heaven in the ancient greek mythology

its dumb but i can see where he gets the reference at least

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



melenchon better get his poo poo together because he's getting a perfect opponent

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

https://twitter.com/CarlBeijer/status/882998961681903617

:420:

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



lol

Hilario Baldness
Feb 10, 2005

:buddy:



Grimey Drawer
Macron 2017: I am a Golden God and my rage is untethered

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
https://twitter.com/faisalislam/status/883668098431291392

Macron!

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CslOIXporo&t=57s

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

read this as "banishing his iphone to the summit of mt olympus" and thought it was some fancy brag about leaving his cell phone at the home on the trip

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

ya know, maybe we're all hosed after all, not just america

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



get that OUT of my face posted:

ya know, maybe we're all hosed after all, not just america

France gets to experience what America would have been like if Hillary had won.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Shear Modulus posted:

France gets to experience what America would have been like if Hillary had won.
don't forget canada!

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Le Pen Woulda won

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
just posting to say that Macron is an rear end with an unironic napoleon complex

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Lastgirl posted:

just posting to say that Macron is an rear end with an unironic napoleon complex
more like a Louis XIV complex

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
Arent the french supposed to have a napoleon complex?

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



between his oedipus complex and complex thoughts and now a napoleon complex macron seems like a very complex man

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
trump to macron : "change into a golden rain"

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

hmmmm the teacher wife thing is still kinda weird

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Karl Barks posted:

hmmmm the teacher wife thing is still kinda weird

You just know this is going to serve as an inspiration to every high school boy who desperately wants to gently caress their teacher.

"You can't do this, son, you're making a terrible mistake."
"MACRON MARRIED HIS TEACHER AND NOW HE'S PRESIDENT OF FRANCE, DAD!!!"

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

The president of France literally hosed and married his high school teacher and their relationship is still 10,000% more normal and healthy than literally any relationship donald trump has ever had lmao

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Oh like none of you had a high school teacher you didn't want to get Frenchy with

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


what's the big deal? he's french; of course he's a strange pervert. now he's the president and will undoubtedly have twelve mistresses. we should be respectful of their culture, if not their deiuliberal president.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
Now there's a new lascivious sex thing to name after France, the "French relationship."

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

get that OUT of my face posted:

more like a Louis XIV complex

sure that works because basically its irrefutable that he's the dictionary definition of "an rear end"

im pretty sure there's some french idiom for it

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
never forget

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Best Giraffe posted:

what's the big deal? he's french; of course he's a strange pervert. now he's the president and will undoubtedly have twelve mistresses. we should be respectful of their culture, if not their deiuliberal president.

he's reputedly faithful to his wife, which among the french is considered unspeakably perverse

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Top City Homo posted:

never forget



i wish more socialist leaders were like sankara, ideally they'd all be deposed before they got the chance to commit mass murder

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

Oh like none of you had a high school teacher you didn't want to get Frenchy with

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
I think Macron is maybe a worse person to have nuke codes than trump??

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

jBrereton posted:

I think Macron is maybe a worse person to have nuke codes than trump??

nukes irrelevant, macron wields the awesome powers of trade through his mighty iphone

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

jBrereton posted:

I think Macron is maybe a worse person to have nuke codes than trump??

your daily reminder that donald trump is an insane rapist

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Fallen Hamprince posted:

your daily reminder that donald trump is an insane rapist

with a syphilitic dementia ridden brain

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jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Fallen Hamprince posted:

your daily reminder that donald trump is an insane rapist
ok but also a daily reminder that donald trump has never declared himself to be the greco-roman god of all gods from inside a nuclear sub, and is mainly concerned with how funny it was that he beat Hillary Clinton in an election.

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