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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




this pic never stops being funny

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Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Do you think Putin asked him about the thing everyone there is talking about: Podesta not turning the DNC server over to the FBI and CIA?

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



deathbysnusnu posted:

Putin is probably super perplexed after meeting both GWB and now Trump. How is it that we've had two presidents with child like intellects and great wealth and power while Russia is a shithole that's slowly killling itself with kronodil and methanol.

heheh is ur decadent vestern television! you raise generation of cheeldren! oh mama i am so sad i vish to have gameboy! pah! in russia we play tetris on cabbage we find in street covered in loving vomit is good enough

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

What if it's the ability to speak French that makes you an alpha handshaker?

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Joementum posted:

Do you think Putin asked him about the thing everyone there is talking about : Podesta not turning the DNC server over to the FBI and CIA?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f28klp1qQGI

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



hehe do you even wear yankee blue jeans? hehe you have forgotten what makes you great power. cargo shorts? is joke

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Joementum posted:

Do you think Putin asked him about the thing everyone there is talking about : Podesta not turning the DNC server over to the FBI and CIA?

hello mr trump i am simple polish orphan urchin boy i have but one burning question in my heart - why does pedestal not transform emails for fox mulder and gene hackman? thank you

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

punchymcpunch posted:

hehe do you even wear yankee blue jeans? hehe you have forgotten what makes you great power. cargo shorts? is joke

This is a good point. I don't think Trump has even worn jeans.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

im putins permanent 'lmao this guys pres' smirk

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

[hijacks the cspam speaker system] the freaking guy said covfefe

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

hmmmmmm yessssss THANKS!

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Joementum posted:

Do you think Putin asked him about the thing everyone there is talking about : Podesta not turning the DNC server over to the FBI and CIA?

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Joementum posted:

This is a good point. I don't think Trump has even worn jeans.

he tried once and ended up slapping himself

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Putin doesn't need to have translators right? I'm assuming he speaks at least some English, no? Or that he at least understands it but the translators allow him some psychological edge I'm sure.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Putin making that face of all people who buy Trump products.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Joementum posted:

This is a good point. I don't think Trump has even worn jeans.

On reviewing the evidence it appears that Trump wore jeans several times in the 80s and once wore denim overalls for a skit.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Putin doesn't need to have translators right? I'm assuming he speaks at least some English, no? Or that he at least understands it but the translators allow him some psychological edge I'm sure.

He speaks Russian, English, German, and Swedish.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Putin doesn't need to have translators right? I'm assuming he speaks at least some English, no? Or that he at least understands it but the translators allow him some psychological edge I'm sure.

i pay a man in britain to post and talk for me

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Putin doesn't need to have translators right? I'm assuming he speaks at least some English, no? Or that he at least understands it but the translators allow him some psychological edge I'm sure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awWAd-jdwDg


there's also a clip where Putin says "sensei, congratulations!"

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


Donald trump huge jorts

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
hello old chums wot wot

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Baloogan posted:

hmmmmmm yessssss THANKS!

I have a pair, and I would really like them if they weren't flip-flop-style sandals. Tempted to try adding my own back-of-sandal strap.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

lorn Wayne posted:

im putins permanent 'lmao this guys pres' smirk

its almost a pained look

i dont mean this hopefully: do u think putin regrets helping him get elected bc now he has to deal with his insanity?

Bolton Hairy-Bore
Jul 31, 2013
These 20 cowards need 20,000 cops to make them a safe space

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


Joementum posted:

He speaks Russian, English, German, and Swedish.

All extraneous... he primarily communicates by the subtle smells and pupillary responses of fear, the rest is just words.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ylb-B5cKEuU

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Who's ready for trade war

https://twitter.com/StefanLeifert/status/883234176312520704

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Joementum posted:

He speaks Russian, English, German, and Swedish.

Trump can't even speak English properly.

loving dunce President.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

deathbysnusnu posted:

Odds are decent putin has killed a dude with his bare hands.

He was never a street officer in the KGB, and the lifers at KGB/FSB generally resented his rapid rise in light of this fact.

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

a helpful bear posted:

OK LET'S GET STARTED: Analysis of Putin and Trump's Ties /1


a helpful bear posted:

... and that's why I think Trump "won" this particular battle /420

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

a helpful bear posted:

do u think putin regrets

lol no

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

a helpful bear posted:

its almost a pained look

i dont mean this hopefully: do u think putin regrets helping him get elected bc now he has to deal with his insanity?

I don't believe Putin has the capacity for regret.

e:f,b

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007

a helpful bear posted:

its almost a pained look

i dont mean this hopefully: do u think putin regrets helping him get elected bc now he has to deal with his insanity?

no

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Joementum posted:

On reviewing the evidence it appears that Trump wore jeans several times in the 80s and once wore denim overalls for a skit.



Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

D1E posted:

Trump can't even speak English properly.

loving dunce President.

oh man good point, trump is dumb

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




brexit taco bowl ghost bed WoW gold

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

mdemone posted:

I don't believe Putin has the capacity for regret.

e:f,b

owned

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RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

D1E posted:

Trump can't even speak English properly.

loving dunce President.

Imagine being his translator

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