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never play with guns, they can kill, i tell my children as i force them to re-enact the russian roulette scene from deerhunter
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[quote="“SKULL.GIF”" post="“474145701”"] it’s even better than that he loaded the gun while thinking it wasn’t loaded [/quote] yeah exactly. I’m sure he chambered a round.
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mormonpartyboat posted:i was teaching my nephew basic firearm safety when we were loving around with a bb gun in the back yard and i told him "its always loaded, even if you know its not loaded, its still loaded" and then you MURDERED HIM on thd spot rite
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mormonpartyboat posted:i was teaching my nephew basic firearm safety when we were loving around with a bb gun in the back yard and i told him "its always loaded, even if you know its not loaded, its still loaded" I haven't shot a gun in years but I had the firearm safety stuff drilled into my head as a kid because like 90% of men in northern Wisconsin hunt it's gobsmacking just how many people have no idea how the gently caress guns work or even the most basic safety rules about them
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The sad part is when you realize his abusive father taught him about gun safety the same way.
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I only use wheel guns with single action.
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juche avocado posted:and then you MURDERED HIM on thd spot rite and one of the cans revealed itself as albert einstein and clapped
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:how do you not know if a gun you own is loaded... just like in general sometimes people forget they've chambered a round so even after they take out the magazine they might forget to clear the chamber and then kablammo
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:how do you not know if a gun you own is loaded... just like in general Aiming it at your kid and pulling the trigger is the quickest way to check.
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:how do you not know if a gun you own is loaded... just like in general well when you've got like 30 of them buried in the front yard in case obamas acorn goosesteppers arrive, it can be hard to keep track
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fits my needs posted:Did non conservative white people not know the NRA is a white supremacist organization? White non-minorities don't think about stuff like that. They just take the name at face value. White liberal non-minorities were genuinely confused and shocked that the same casually passive-aggressive violent rhetoric that blacks and gays get pelted with all day expanded to include them over the course of the election cycle. They still haven't figured out how to process it.
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mormonpartyboat posted:and one of the cans revealed itself as albert einstein and clapped 
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i can't believe barrack hussein obama shot that little girl
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*waving stick with one end ablaze* "don't play with fire kiddos! you must respect the flame! it is very dangerous!" *shoves flaming stick into gasoline container*
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I mean, hopefully he'll be sent to prison long enough for his two sons to grow up and not be shot during his next gun safety lesson.
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fits my needs posted:Did non conservative white people not know the NRA is a white supremacist organization? It is a bit interesting watching them abandon the last shred of plausible deniability, you've got to admit.
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gallant demonstrates good gun safety practices by never pointing it at anything he isn't intending to kill goofus gathers his children in his living room, loads his gun and murders one of them to teach the ultimate lesson
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just imagine the shitstorm that would be going on if that dad was black lol
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:i can't believe liberalism shot that little girl
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*watching house burn to a crisp with every single one of his worldly possessions in it* "I.. I had no idea it would burn... this can't be real..."
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"Do not do this!" he said, unloading the magazine into the crowd. "And especially never do this," he said, pulling the flamethrower from his shoulder.
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FactsAreUseless posted:"Do not do this!" he said, unloading the magazine into the crowd. You're much funnier than Lowtax.
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Epic High Five posted:I guess my first thought would be to not have any rounds in the gun at all when teaching how to operate it safely, or if you want to make it as real as possible, spend What if you get home invaded while teaching gun safety? You must always be on guard.
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Though, to be fair, "make your kids think you'll kill them" is what God told Abraham to do.
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"I didn't think the missiles were armed-" - The last known words spoken by President Trump before the Burning Times.
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Al! posted:just imagine the shitstorm that would be going on if that dad was black lol you mean when the cops would have flashbanged the room and shot the dad and at least one other child or like the shitstorm in the news of nobody reporting on it
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Al! posted:just imagine the shitstorm that would be going on if that dad was black lol calls for jail time and throwing away the key instead of prayers
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Do as I say, not as I do is like, the oldest trick in the parenting book.
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When he gets out he can demonstrate the danger of drugs by giving one of his remaining kids too much fentanyl.
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*still soaked in sheep's blood as my infant son shakes with terror* Wow. Year of living biblically, huh?
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SKULL.GIF posted:I haven't shot a gun in years but I had the firearm safety stuff drilled into my head as a kid because like 90% of men in northern Wisconsin hunt I had it drilled into my head because my mom taught me the first rule is "Never ever point it at something you do not intend to destroy or kill" and then she shot a duck that had been marauding around and harassing our lady ducks and it pretty much exploded into feathers and lemme tell you that was a pretty good lesson Apparently her dad taught her the same way but with a deer
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https://twitter.com/NickBossRoss/status/883368816528375808
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I've been tired many times, never have I hung my tongue out like a dog
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FactsAreUseless posted:Though, to be fair, "make your kids think you'll kill them" is what God told Abraham to do. maybe the dad is just a follower of zardoz
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Al! posted:just imagine the shitstorm that would be going on if that dad was black lol ok, I'm imagining a bunch of racist joaks
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Elephanthead posted:It really leaves a hole that is impossible to fill. @DarkStockHumor
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