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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Russia giving the election to Trump was a Democrat oppo operation to give them the House and Senate in 2018. :thunk:

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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

GobiasIndustries posted:

imma use that tech to make you post nice things

nice!

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




extremely good

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out




lol hope that guy likes polonium

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Elephanthead posted:

Russia giving the election to Trump was a Democrat oppo operation to give them the House and Senate in 2018. :thunk:

dems are too dumb to do this

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

GobiasIndustries posted:

lol who the gently caress wants to be in the #CruzCrew

Consume too much lead?

Vote for Ted!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
this makes me :mad:

https://twitter.com/DeadPundits/status/883738907359268864

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Turdfuzz posted:

at least my posts are real

yeah real bad

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Joementum posted:

this makes me :mad:

not mentioned in the tweet: the woman was at senator portman's office to protest potentially losing her healthcare

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
to protect n serve

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

reignofevil posted:

Where are these naked people getting this meth.

Drug dealers take money. How does a man like this afford meth.

The punctuation in the headline leaves open the possibility that the man was naked and it was the WalMart store which had the meth. It's walmart - naked people aren't out of the norm. If WalMart had a yelp it would be full of reviews citing naked toddlers flaring their buttholes to shoppers and making GBS threads on the floor.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/USATODAY/status/883853253380845568

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

But does it matter

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017






a literal knight crew 🙄

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Al! posted:

to protect n serve

The rich

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
R U RDY 2 CUCK 4 ZUCK?!?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
My throat is so hoarse mike pence would gently caress it

Space Robot
Sep 3, 2011


My birthday is on Bastille Day. I sure hope Trump gets me something good!

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

maybe that lady should learn to stand on her own 2 feet

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
lol trump doesn't give a poo poo about NK


also seriously lol @ how different G20 would have been under crooked
it would have SUCKED

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Baloogan posted:

lol trump doesn't give a poo poo about NK


also seriously lol @ how different G20 would have been under crooked
it would have SUCKED

but not like monica!!!!!!1

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Reality Winner posted:

My throat is so hoarse mike pence would gently caress it

lol

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



posting on 1966 the RFK page and also the summer of love

Randy Travesty
Oct 27, 2014

PHANTOM QUEEN


:siren: :ducksiren: H*CK AND D*NG, THERE'S A MOVIE: I'M A CYBORG, BUT THAT'S OK / 싸이보그지만 괜찮아 :ducksiren: :siren:

It's Park Chan-Wook's (remember Oldboy? that guy) 2006 romantic comedy about a girl who thinks she's a cyborg, and ends up institutionalized. Did I mention it's a comedy? Go with me here.





You wanna watch it. Promise. It's funny.

10PM EST/7PM PST, at http://www.psp-tv.com/r/NiteCrew

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
lol if u dont treat every cop the same way you would treat a dangerous wild animal at this point

Randy Travesty
Oct 27, 2014

PHANTOM QUEEN


Al! posted:

lol if u dont treat every cop the same way you would treat a dangerous wild animal at this point

all cats are beautiful

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Eugene V. Dabs posted:

all cats are beautiful

boars are ugly as sin and three times as dangerous

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004


Once reality and constructed fiction become interchangeable there's no hope for anything other than autocracy or oligarchy.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

I'm sure the officer felt threatened for their life.

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:hai:

galenanorth
May 19, 2016



"My dad didn't have the heart to move her so he had to grab a new hat."

in the glorious new future, the government will have to go back and photoshop this to make it a red hat

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



:same:

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


that doesn't even make any sense

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

holy poo poo :eyepop:

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/883855736748597248

good thing this was some white dude from Florida in first class so its not terrorism lol

quote:

The Delta Air Lines flight, which departed from Seattle en route to Beijing, had been in the air for about an hour when the man, identified as Joseph Daniel Hudek IV, who was seated in first class, made his way to the bathroom, the complaint said.

Mr. Hudek came out, asked a flight attendant a question, and then went back in, the complaint said. When he re-emerged, he “lunged toward the forward right exit door of the aircraft, grabbed the handle and attempted to open it.”

As Mr. Hudek wrestled with the door, the complaint said, two flight attendants tried to subdue him; Mr. Hudek punched one of the attendants twice in the face. After a passenger jumped into the fray, it was Mr. Hudek who went for the bottle of wine first, hitting the passenger “in the head with a red dessert wine bottle,” the complaint said.


The altercation continued as Mr. Hudek made repeated attempts to open the exit door, the complaint said.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



no russians

no russians

you're the russians

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Cory Gardner had another group of protesters arrested on Thursday *(e: cited but not arrested apparently). You may remember the first group as the ones who staged that 3 day sit-in who were removed the previous Thursday.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


http://i.imgur.com/7rv064T.gifv

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