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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > OLD TRUMP THREAD GO TO THE NEW ONE
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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

juche avocado posted:

i sprained my ankle and all i wanna do is truck an gently caress

at least u didnt gently caress it up so bad the bone popped out

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012

Baloogan posted:

lol @ anyone who thinks anything matters
look at what trumps done in 170 days! hes got more than a thousand to go, minimum!
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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
nice

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


 Baloogan is my friend and he will post here for all eight or sixteen years of Trump's presidency :unsmith:

ty for bein with us duckie

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Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Joementum posted:

To be fair to him, the one black guy (Tim Scott) has since won an election.

Godspeed You! Black Conservative

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

A Handed Missus posted:

Baloogan is my friend and he will post here for all eight or sixteen years of Trump's presidency :unsmith:

ty for bein with us duckie

:3:

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
currently the only appointed member of the senate is Luther Strange, who is a comic book villain

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


 https://twitter.com/markknoller/status/883847872281751552

TRUMP

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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/RobSchneider/status/883873747987558400

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Homeless Friend posted:

http://i.imgur.com/baENzsj.gifv

hell yeah kekistan finally got what they always wanted, a strong black man to dominate them

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012

Joementum posted:

currently the only appointed member of the senate is Luther Strange, who is a comic book villain

he's really tall

like James Cummy tall
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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

A Handed Missus posted:

he's really tall

like James Cummy tall



he is standing next to an elf there, so it's hard to tell

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zakkro
May 29, 2015

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/RobSchneider/status/883873747987558400

"New" is a weird typo for "only"

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Trump Is President But That's Ok

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

A Handed Missus posted:

he's really tall

like James Cummy tall



Oblivion character customization aged poorly

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
hahaha

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TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

 1969 in the sunshine

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Jazerus
May 24, 2011

FAUXTON posted:

lol lego batman is the best batman movie
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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014

A Handed Missus posted:



i have driven on interstate 69 irl

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
 There are a lot of good Batman movies.

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


 the special election in Alabama will be on December 12

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juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009

Turdfuzz posted:

at least u didnt gently caress it up so bad the bone popped out

what did i just say about craving fuckin

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017

A Handed Missus posted:



you know, at some point over the next four years his drugs are going to fail to compensate in face of the extreme stress and we'll see a bald Trump or even an extremely obvious toupeed Trump.

Think he'll use the same scotch tape for his toupees that he uses for his ties?

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
trump promised to not care about his hair if he were elected

trump with a normal haircut is something id like to see

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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Baloogan posted:

trump promised to not care about his hair if he were elected

trump with a normal haircut is something id like to see

:ohdear: can he even do a 'normal' haircut? I think his scalp is too far gone for that.

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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

A Handed Missus posted:

https://twitter.com/markknoller/status/883847872281751552

TRUMP

lol

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


 BALD TRUMP! BALD TRUMP! BALD TRUMP!

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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Lastgirl posted:

Trump Is President But That's Ok

youre a bad person

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tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-07-08/white-house-gaffe-names-xi-as-president-of-taiwan-not-china posted:

President Donald Trump’s press secretary mislabeled Chinese President Xi Jinping as the leader of Taiwan after a much-anticipated meeting at the Group of 20 summit, adding an embarrassment to a record of fraught relations.

The apparent error crept into a White House transcript of Trump’s remarks before meeting with Xi in Hamburg, which referred to the president of the Republic of China -- the official name for Taiwan.

Xi’s real title is president of the People’s Republic of China, the one-party communist state set up after Mao Zedong’s victory in the Chinese civil war in 1949. Mao’s vanquished opponents fled to Taiwan and maintained the claim over all of China, referring to themselves as the Republic of China and keeping a United Nations seat under that name until 1971. China considers the island a province and has made recognition of the policy the foundation for diplomatic ties with the U.S. and other countries.

The misstep bearing the name of Press Secretary Sean Spicer shows the sensitivity of the issue. Before Trump took office, he publicly toyed with the idea of abandoning the “One China” policy that acknowledges China’s claim over Taiwan and suggested that it could be a bargaining chip in trade negotiations.

Tension rose further after Trump tweeted about a protocol-breaking phone conversation with Taiwanese President Tsai Ing-wen on Dec. 2 and subsequently questioned the One China policy in interviews.

Three weeks into his presidency, Trump dropped the gambit, paving the way for a phone call with Xi and kicking off a relationship between the two which led to meetings at Mar-a-Lago in April and at the G-20 on Saturday.

In a gaffe in 2006, a White House announcer introduced “the national anthem of the Republic of China” as then-President George W. Bush and former Chinese President Hu Jintao stood together during the latter’s visit to Washington.

Watch China start a loving war.

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012

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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

GobiasIndustries posted:

:ohdear: can he even do a 'normal' haircut? I think his scalp is too far gone for that.

his hairdo is probably made out of at most 20 stands of hair

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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
like, why CNN took this photo today I do not know but those are some weird patterns

and this one, what even is that?
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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 the moon landing page

hoax

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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

triple sulk posted:

i have driven on interstate 69 irl

can i have ur autograph please

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012

Lastgirl posted:

Trump Is President But That's Ok

and good

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

GobiasIndustries posted:

like, why CNN took this photo today I do not know but those are some weird patterns

and this one, what even are those patterns?


mandlebrot trump
:kiss:
a masterpiece

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012

GobiasIndustries posted:

like, why CNN took this photo today I do not know but those are some weird patterns

and this one, what even is that?


idk what more you want

Joementum posted:

today is the seventieth anniversary of the Roswell crash

Donald Trump is seventy years old

🤔🤔🤔🤔
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J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

 https://twitter.com/SimonMaloy/status/883861230464770048

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