AFL 2017 - Year of the Dog (elephant! elephant!)

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Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Kruezer continuing his wrecking ball tour. Shame he can't kick.

# ? Jul 9, 2017 06:50

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# ? May 24, 2024 20:54

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

TG-Chrono posted:

Kruezer continuing his wrecking ball tour. Shame he can't kick.

More Steven Bradbury than Miley Cyrus

# ? Jul 9, 2017 06:52

drunkill: Sep 25, 2007; me @ ur posting; Fallen Rib

Got into a prematch function and have reserved seats right behind the city end goals.

Free food and cheaper drinks was a nice bonus too. Spoke to Cam Poulson as well.

Padded seats are nice for a change.

# ? Jul 9, 2017 06:59

snaeksikn: Feb 28, 2010

Tom McDonald is David Neitz mkii

# ? Jul 9, 2017 06:59

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Imagine if kreuzer had to play by the same rules as everyone else lol

# ? Jul 9, 2017 07:01

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

snaeksikn posted:

Tom McDonald is David Neitz mkii

More of an Adam Goodes imo, Neita couldn't go on ball

# ? Jul 9, 2017 07:02

snaeksikn: Feb 28, 2010

Solemn Sloth posted:

More of an Adam Goodes imo, Neita couldn't go on ball

Neita would have clunked that one too

# ? Jul 9, 2017 07:05

snaeksikn: Feb 28, 2010

Wagner the destroyer off half back

# ? Jul 9, 2017 07:05

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Lewis literally threw the ball and gets a free for it

# ? Jul 9, 2017 07:06

snaeksikn: Feb 28, 2010

Does that count as a goal assist from Harmes?

# ? Jul 9, 2017 07:08

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

TG-Chrono posted:

Lewis literally threw the ball and gets a free for it

lol after the deliberate you got away with immediately before

# ? Jul 9, 2017 07:10

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

lol at the Carlton supporter who gave lip to Oliver bitching to the security guard cause he got some back.

# ? Jul 9, 2017 07:11

drunkill: Sep 25, 2007; me @ ur posting; Fallen Rib

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck

# ? Jul 9, 2017 07:12

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Hahaha Sam Kerridge

# ? Jul 9, 2017 07:25

Weird Sandwich: Dec 28, 2011; FIRE FIRE FIRE hehehehe!

Solemn Sloth posted:

Carlton in full umpire cocksucking mode right from the loving start

Did Melbourne kick a single goal that quarter that didn't start with a free kick?

# ? Jul 9, 2017 07:32

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Weird Sandwich posted:

Did Melbourne kick a single goal that quarter that didn't start with a free kick?

Don't point out facts to the rabid moron who thinks dicksucking is a perjorative.

# ? Jul 9, 2017 07:34

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

TG-Chrono posted:

Don't point out facts to the rabid moron who thinks dicksucking is a perjorative.

Only when used to gain unfair advantage you mouthbreather

# ? Jul 9, 2017 07:38

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Weird Sandwich posted:

Did Melbourne kick a single goal that quarter that didn't start with a free kick?

If Kerridge can't work out how to not give away a free in a 3 on 1 contest that's really more his fault than anyone else's

# ? Jul 9, 2017 07:39

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Kent really justifying his recall from Casey today

# ? Jul 9, 2017 07:54

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Love to drop the ball in a tackle and get pinged for it

# ? Jul 9, 2017 07:59

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

TG-Chrono posted:

Love to drop the ball in a tackle and get pinged for it

I know, shameless by SPS

# ? Jul 9, 2017 08:00

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Imagine not handballing it higher than long for once

# ? Jul 9, 2017 08:03

drunkill: Sep 25, 2007; me @ ur posting; Fallen Rib

Two down on the bench.
We'll be done by a few goals with crippa out.

# ? Jul 9, 2017 08:04

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Melbourne getting a ride. Melbourne weak as piss.

# ? Jul 9, 2017 08:05

Weird Sandwich: Dec 28, 2011; FIRE FIRE FIRE hehehehe!

drunkill posted:

Two down on the bench.
We'll be done by a few goals with crippa out.

Especially when marks in our forward line don't count

# ? Jul 9, 2017 08:06

drunkill: Sep 25, 2007; me @ ur posting; Fallen Rib

That would have been a mark of the year contender by SOJ.

# ? Jul 9, 2017 08:07

snaeksikn: Feb 28, 2010

We should injure a couple more Carlton players imo

# ? Jul 9, 2017 08:08

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Beanie vinck retire bicth

# ? Jul 9, 2017 08:10

snaeksikn: Feb 28, 2010

Demons getting let off the hook so far here

# ? Jul 9, 2017 08:13

Weird Sandwich: Dec 28, 2011; FIRE FIRE FIRE hehehehe!

Our shots at goal are piss

# ? Jul 9, 2017 08:14

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Head over the ball, some blue oval office charges Pederson head on, no free, but hey let's give Simpson a 50 for being a loving weak as piss motherfucker

# ? Jul 9, 2017 08:15

gay picnic defence: Oct 5, 2009; I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

i'm glad melksham no longer has the power to elevate my blood pressure to dangerous levels

# ? Jul 9, 2017 08:19

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

gay picnic defence posted:

i'm glad melksham no longer has the power to elevate my blood pressure to dangerous levels

# ? Jul 9, 2017 08:20

drunkill: Sep 25, 2007; me @ ur posting; Fallen Rib

Solemn Sloth posted:

Head over the ball, some blue oval office charges Pederson head on, no free, but hey let's give Simpson a 50 for being a loving weak as piss motherfucker

Someone barreled into Simpson head on, no eyes for the ball.
Clayton Oliver needs to dive some more if you want soft frees.

# ? Jul 9, 2017 08:22

Windmill Hut: Jul 21, 2008

If only two of Viney, Tyson and Jones were playing we'd but a lot further up.

# ? Jul 9, 2017 08:26

snaeksikn: Feb 28, 2010

gay picnic defence posted:

i'm glad melksham no longer has the power to elevate my blood pressure to dangerous levels

He looks like he's just taking so long to readjust to AFL level. Hibberd hits every contest at 100mph but Melksham is repeatedly getting caught in the headlights waiting for something to happen

# ? Jul 9, 2017 08:26

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Dees players look like they would trip over bollards they've got so little spatial awareness

# ? Jul 9, 2017 08:32

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

drunkill posted:

Someone barreled into Simpson head on, no eyes for the ball.
Clayton Oliver needs to dive some more if you want soft frees.

Apparently we should put Jordan Lewis back into hawthorn mode because high contact doesn't exist

# ? Jul 9, 2017 08:32

snaeksikn: Feb 28, 2010

Uggghhhh Lewis was bad but Jetta geez

# ? Jul 9, 2017 08:32

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Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

snaeksikn posted:

Uggghhhh Lewis was bad but Jetta geez

Lewis was dumb as gently caress but that doesn't release the tackler from the need to even attempt to make a legal tackle

# ? Jul 9, 2017 08:33

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