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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/884177579950968832

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

the piss tape page

well

what do you have to lose

Blatzmobile
Nov 1, 2012

This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.

Make it into a 700 page tome and I'll read it.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
THIS for sure will matter


lamo

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGqt3vAfqOo

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Does this story contradict any of the senate testimony from his cabinet? God I hope so.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Baloogan posted:

THIS for sure will matter


lamo

Yeah. :smith:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
the piss tape is real

ga ga goo goo is very real and happened as well

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
can you impeach a Vice President?

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Cursed Earth pres booth: blood sucking hundred and some year old foreverially deposed frozen reagan, unjailed by Dredd to die in the nuclear wasteland he created

latter-days 2000AD pres booth: somehow attracts biker gangs?? wuh?

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Consummate Professional posted:

can you impeach a Vice President?

You can impeach anyone you want

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
trump saying p-p-p in that tired tone is how i'm saying it right now, for it is sunday, and i am so very tired.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

SKULL.GIF posted:

You can impeach anyone you want

gently caress yeah I’m gonna impeach my boss

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
the non mattering page

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Consummate Professional posted:

can you impeach a Vice President?

there's a fine print in the constitution that says if a vp is impeached, it has to be by way of sodomy by horse

what im saying is that he fucks horses :honk:

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

jBrereton posted:

Cursed Earth pres booth: blood sucking hundred and some year old foreverially deposed frozen reagan, unjailed by Dredd to die in the nuclear wasteland he created

latter-days 2000AD pres booth: somehow attracts biker gangs?? wuh?
i need to go back and read more of those classic 2000AD comics

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Consummate Professional posted:

can you impeach a Vice President?
25 years to the day before spyro the dragon came out, spiro the conman was impeached/""resigned""

Big McHuge
Feb 5, 2014

You wait for the war to happen like vultures.
If you want to help, prevent the war.
Don't save the remnants.

Save them all.
posting in the year that Donald J Trump became president of these here United States

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Vertical Lime posted:

the piss tape page

well

what do you have to lose

trump

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
It was the year of fire,
the year of destruction,
the year we took back what was ours.
It was the year of rebirth,
the year of great sadness,
the year of pain,
and the year of joy.

It was a new age.

It was the end of history.

It was the year everything changed.

The year is 2017.
The place: C-SPAM.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

jBrereton posted:

25 years to the day before spyro the dragon came out, spiro the conman was impeached/""resigned""

I should probably read a book or something

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Consummate Professional posted:

I should probably read a book or something

Gerald Ford became President without being elected. Not even as Vice President.

CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS
piss tape is real

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/884163873737256960

https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/884164296732758018

https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/884164706939936768

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

CortezFantastic posted:

piss tape is real

it is eternal, it has been and always will be

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
TRUMP

PISS

Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared
PISS

TAPE

IS

REAL

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

The matches are lit, but nobody cares, and then they'll burn out. Matches don't last that long.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


FactsAreUseless posted:

The matches are lit, but nobody cares, and then they'll burn out. Matches don't last that long.

:rolleyes:

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

The matches are lit. The clock is ticking. They're revving the engines. The shuttle is go. The final straw is about to drop on the other shoe.

Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared

FactsAreUseless posted:

The matches are lit. The clock is ticking. They're revving the engines. The shuttle is go. The final straw is about to drop on the other shoe.

piss

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

FactsAreUseless posted:

The matches are lit. The clock is ticking. They're revving the engines. The shuttle is go. The final straw is about to drop on the other shoe.

Reluctantly crouched at the starting line.

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
What is the piss tape worth?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr0J2mQRWqs

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

FactsAreUseless posted:

The matches are lit. The clock is ticking. They're revving the engines. The shuttle is go. The final straw is about to drop on the other shoe.
This will be the final drumbeat that breaks the camel's back

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



joke's on you thread, after months of being hardened to the unmattering, the fact this will roll off trump like piss off a duck's back will not affect me this time :smugdog:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

FactsAreUseless posted:

The matches are lit. The clock is ticking. They're revving the engines. The shuttle is go. The final straw is about to drop on the other shoe.

Ah congratulations, you've made it to the mcdonald's secret menu what can I get you

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBe3QzVW5_8

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

It's fourth down and the bases are loaded here in America, and the sands of the hourglass are falling into time's endless ocean. The powder keg is leaking and the cow is about to kick the lantern over, destroying the ticking clock of the last three-point shot to win the whole drat race.

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