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If I never meet another dog named Charlie or Zoey it will be too soon. Dogs named after food are great though. A person frantically yelling 'PICKLE' at the dog park is always fun.
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I think "Gloves" would be a good name for a pet raccoon. I get bored at work sometimes and think of what I'd name different pets if I had them. I'd name a dalmatian "Pox." An Irish wolfhound would be called "Laddy." A doberman would be called "Sarge" or "Baron Von Muttly."
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# ? Jul 9, 2017 23:15 |
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My cats are named Toad and Wren.
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# ? Jul 9, 2017 23:31 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I think "Gloves" would be a good name for a pet raccoon. I get bored at work sometimes and think of what I'd name different pets if I had them. I'd name a dalmatian "Pox." An Irish wolfhound would be called "Laddy." A doberman would be called "Sarge" or "Baron Von Muttly." Till you lose your pet raccoon and you have to tell everyone you got degloved.
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# ? Jul 9, 2017 23:34 |
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My sister let her young kids name her cat's litter. They inevitably got stupid af names; but they were all slated to be given away in a couple weeks, so who cares, right? Well, they ended up keeping one of them. That one was names Will after her downstairs tenant and family friend. This let to an adorable exchange one summer day when we told her oldest kid (like 4 or 5 at the time) that we were going to go out and get everyone slushies and that Will would be watching them for half an hour. Kid comes back with "Will the cat or Will the guy?" with all the sincerity of a child. I also have a cat named Tony. I have a work colleague named Tony, too. This led to the following exchange between me and the wife. "man, I got too close to Tony the other day and the stink coming off him absurd" "oh, don't blame him, he's just got old cat stink" "no, tony the guy". Anyway, thanks for listening, here's a pic:
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# ? Jul 9, 2017 23:34 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I think "Gloves" would be a good name for a pet raccoon. I get bored at work sometimes and think of what I'd name different pets if I had them. I'd name a dalmatian "Pox." An Irish wolfhound would be called "Laddy." A doberman would be called "Sarge" or "Baron Von Muttly." If I had a male pet rat I would either name him Ratticus Finch or Boo Ratley.
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# ? Jul 9, 2017 23:37 |
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# ? Jul 9, 2017 23:42 |
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Biscuit is a top tier name for a dog, btw.
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# ? Jul 9, 2017 23:53 |
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A while back a guy on these boards shared pictures of an injured owl he tried to help. One photo included his cat, named Sandwiches.
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# ? Jul 9, 2017 23:55 |
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"Milk chocolate" written real tiny on the bottom so nobody realizes it sucks.
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# ? Jul 10, 2017 00:07 |
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Milk chocolate is good poo poo, man.
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# ? Jul 10, 2017 00:08 |
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That store sells repackaged cheap candy marked up like 4-5 times as much. That bar probably costs 10 bucks.
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# ? Jul 10, 2017 00:18 |
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It's worth it since you're getting all that glutton.
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# ? Jul 10, 2017 00:20 |
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Snowy posted:It's fun naming animals after other animals. Can confirm as my first dog was named tiger.
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# ? Jul 10, 2017 00:26 |
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We named the DOG Indiana! /accent
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# ? Jul 10, 2017 00:31 |
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I've only ever seen these used as sexy toys so I wonder if they actually bother to make them taste good or if they know people just buy them to plunge their anal depths with..
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# ? Jul 10, 2017 00:38 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:"Milk chocolate" written real tiny on the bottom so nobody realizes it sucks. Yeah okay Granddad. I'm amazed you still have coupons left for dark chocolate in your ration book.
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# ? Jul 10, 2017 00:42 |
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Jamesman posted:I've only ever seen these used as sexy toys so I wonder if they actually bother to make them taste good or if they know people just buy them to plunge their anal depths with.. why would anyone use a sugary candy as a sex toy that sounds like a good way to get a yeast infection
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# ? Jul 10, 2017 00:48 |
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Jamesman posted:I've only ever seen these used as sexy toys so I wonder if they actually bother to make them taste good or if they know people just buy them to plunge their anal depths with.. No you haven't, you've seen "proper" jelly toys that look like them.
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# ? Jul 10, 2017 00:51 |
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Slime posted:why would anyone use a sugary candy as a sex toy Putting the "yea!" in yeast infection!
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# ? Jul 10, 2017 00:52 |
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PCOS Bill posted:No you haven't, you've seen "proper" jelly toys that look like them. itt pcos bill admits he likes sticking proper jelly toys up his butthole
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# ? Jul 10, 2017 00:55 |
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Slime posted:itt pcos bill admits he likes sticking proper jelly toys up his butthole That's nothing like what I said, and my butthole is exit only, thanks.
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# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:03 |
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PCOS Bill posted:That's nothing like what I said, and my butthole is exit only, thanks. you are welcome
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# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:06 |
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I don't know. Something about 3 lbs of sugar going up a pooper, doesn't sound pleasant. I know, I know don't knock it till you try it.
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# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:08 |
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Lime Tonics posted:I don't know. Something about 3 lbs of sugar going up a pooper, doesn't sound pleasant. I know, I know don't knock it till you try it. To properly test this, we would need a contrasting test. Somebody get a funnel.
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# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:09 |
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Slime posted:why would anyone use a sugary candy as a sex toy It's not going in their vagina. I know not everyone finds weird-rear end porn (or weird rear end porn) as hilarious as me, so here's a funny picture that's not about butts.
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# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:11 |
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Jeez I hope it's not that sugar-free gummy. That stuff can really mess with your bowels.
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# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:36 |
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Away all Goats posted:If I never meet another dog named Charlie or Zoey it will be too soon. I would prefer my chocolate to be significantly less than 100% gluten, that sound unpleasant
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# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:55 |
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Amazon is selling phone covers designed by a bot. http://i.imgur.com/JAzVJVn.jpg
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# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:59 |
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# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:03 |
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https://twitter.com/GirlPosts/status/883778505410064384
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# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:19 |
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Only 1 left-order soon
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# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:31 |
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I hope bots don't become more advanced than this because these are gold. Empty toilet paper rolls, feet with gout, buttplugs, leg waxing... it's so inspired, yet diametrically opposed to inspiration
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# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:47 |
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I love the "old man doubled over in pain" cell phone cover. Definitely tempted to order one, hahahaha
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# ? Jul 10, 2017 05:22 |
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This is a goldmine
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# ? Jul 10, 2017 09:05 |
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I need this.
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# ? Jul 10, 2017 10:19 |
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Replies the racoon: "Its my nature..."
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https://i.imgur.com/nBAsepu.mp4
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