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Tonight's Best Match Will Be:
This poll is closed.
Brock vs Joe 25 27.78%
Roman vs Braun 15 16.67%
Seth vs Bray 1 1.11%
Alexa vs Sasha 10 11.11%
Iron Man Tag Match 9 10.00%
Enzo vs Big Cass 7 7.78%
The Miz vs Ambrose 3 3.33%
Neville vs Tozawa 20 22.22%
Total: 90 votes
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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
man this kickoff match is going to less than 10 minutes

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Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica

dromal phrenia posted:

i love that mike mizanin has taken "the miz" which was just a poo poo-tier imitation of the rock, into a character so established that i no longer roll my eyes when i hear the name "the miz"


and then it creates terrible hilarious puns (is it even a pun really?) such as miztourage

miz is unironically my favourite wrassler right now due mostly to his promos but his wrestling has improved in the last couple years just wish he was still on smackdown the feud with danielson was awesome

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


I'm having another drink instead of watching

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Its time for Paul Heyman to slum it in the media lounge

bartok
May 10, 2006



DeepDickPizza posted:

Big Cass? More like BIG TRASH!!!

Seriously, though, he's going to be so loving boring as a singles wrestler.

The big boot and empire elbow drop puts asses in the seat, brother!

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

id be bad on a pre-show panel because my response to "is there any way enzo can beat cass?" is "...maybe he learned to work the leg?"

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Paul Heyman is standing behind the chair because he's self conscious of how much weight he's gained :ohdear:

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Heyman is good at putting people over. Dont know if you heard

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

hmmm samoa joe more dangerous than undertaker, cena, HHH?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

21 Hoot Salute posted:

Paul Heyman is standing behind the chair because he's self conscious of how much weight he's gained :ohdear:

It's good to be smart and Heyman is smart about chairs with arms.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


dromal phrenia posted:

hmmm samoa joe more dangerous than undertaker, cena, HHH?

Than old dick kick undertaker, office worker hhh, and cena? Yeah maybe

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


Am I wrong to think there's a nonzero chance Joe wins

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

WHEN DO WE GET TO THE TOZAWA FACTORY

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Who is Vic Joseph

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Jackie D posted:

Am I wrong to think there's a nonzero chance Joe wins

my great eight ball says yes

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Who in the blue hell is Vic Joseph?

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Controversial position, but, I'm pro-Tozawa.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
why is the good match on the pre-show

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica

Jackie D posted:

Am I wrong to think there's a nonzero chance Joe wins

brock squash got to keep lesnar strong so roman can crush him at wrestlemania to unite both belts, heard it here first

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

VJeff posted:

Controversial position, but, I'm pro-Tozawa.

HUH? HUH? HUH?

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

when did neville get the ikaruga version of miz's digital red carpet?

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
go titus brand

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!

bartok
May 10, 2006



dromal phrenia posted:

hmmm samoa joe more dangerous than undertaker, cena, HHH?

I believe that but not Roman Reigns. He is the Big Dog!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Who the hell is this commentator?

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Dias posted:

why is the good match on the pre-show
Because it will make you want to watch the rest of the show

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Titus will beat Neville, and let his little pal Tozawa get the belt

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



i'm tozawa shouting HA at a confused small child

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet

Dias posted:

why is the good match on the pre-show


To give people a reason to watch the pre show

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


And more

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



POWA of TOZAWA sign I like that that is a smart sign nice work

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


gently caress you guys Joe's gonna win

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
"and more!"

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

aries has officially been Nobodied

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

avoided mentioning austin aries

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



...and more. :laffo:

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy
Quick question, watching this on my PS3 and every now and again it seems to jump back 5 seconds or so mid stream. Anyone else dealing with that?

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Jackie D posted:

Joe's gonna win

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Jackie D posted:

gently caress you guys Joe's gonna win

I hope so, but do not believe

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Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Tozawa's theme is such a knock-off of Battle Without Honor but it's cool because it's a good music thing.

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