Goodness Gracious, WWE Presents Great Balls of Fire for 7/9

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Tonight's Best Match Will Be: This poll is closed.
Brock vs Joe	25	27.78%
Roman vs Braun	15	16.67%
Seth vs Bray	1	1.11%
Alexa vs Sasha	10	11.11%
Iron Man Tag Match	9	10.00%
Enzo vs Big Cass	7	7.78%
The Miz vs Ambrose	3	3.33%
Neville vs Tozawa	20	22.22%
Total:	90 votes

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Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

curtainjerking is too good for rollins/wyatt, should have been on preshow

or main event

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:05

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# ? May 28, 2024 04:43

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

I remember we still had drive-ins in the '90s.

I watched Super Mario Bros. on a really rainy night through windshield wipers at one as a little kid, and it was and remains one of the best movies of all times.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:05

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

bray wyatt: the eater of BALLS ahahahahaja

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:05

TwoDogs1Cup: May 28, 2008; DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup

I like the idea of Bray, but not anything else

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:05

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Spiffster posted:

Come on Bray don't disappoint me

if your expectations are as low as mine that'd be quite a feat

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:06

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

Bray is lower on the card than Enzo Amore

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:06

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

I like the idea of Bray, but not anything else

i like the one move where his back is to his opponent and then he spins and lariats them hard as gently caress

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:06

Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Pleas post you ball-related booking to this match.

bray wyatt has seen seth rollin's balls, therefore giving him a tactical advantage

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:06

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Goddamn Bray sucks

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:06

Shadalator: Oct 22, 2005; I hate her so much. Vince could've married some young hot gold digger, bought her everything she ever wanted, and still saved tens of millions of dollars. Instead he married an old dumb zombie woman who kicked JR in the nuts. What a bitch

Have they ever given this guy a win that mattered?

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:06

Bumper Stickup: Jan 7, 2012; Mmm... Offshore Toast!; Grimey Drawer

Oh are they actually addressing the fact that Wyatt talks a lot but never wins?

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:06

21 Hoot Salute: Feb 8, 2005; Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight

Bray was really cool when he flirted with being a face that one time with Roman

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:06

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

dromal phrenia posted:

bray wyatt: the eater of BALLS ahahahahaja

lol

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:06

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Well, if they wanted to tank my interest in this show immediately, they're doing a great job.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:06

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

CarlCX posted:

"i'm gonna put you in the back of that ambulance and I'm gonna take you straight to hell": a pointed critique of the US healthcare industry

SIN-GLE-PAY-ER
/clap clap clapclapclap

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:07

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

if your expectations are as low as mine that'd be quite a feat

It's a raw PPV, my expectations are in the basement

VJeff posted:

SIN-GLE-PAY-ER
/clap clap clapclapclap

If my rep would ever hold a town hall (she's been in hiding for years from us) I would start that chant right away, no fooling

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:07

sonicice: Oct 21, 2000; Michael J Beverage, I've got a bone to pick with you.

lol that car graphic

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:07

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

SHHH Cory, you can't tell Bray he has a must-win match, he has to be able to casually brush it off afterward regardless of result :ssh:

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:07

Pinwiz11: Jan 26, 2009; I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Pleas post you ball-related booking to this match.

Bray wins with a hadouken.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:07

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Crowd seems pretty hot tonight. So at least there's that.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:07

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

a new study bible! posted:

Bray is lower on the card than Enzo Amore

the guy on the cover of the next video game is too

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:07

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

that jacket blows

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:07

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

WWE Did You Know: Bray Wyatt will lose and it won't matter and he'll just start rambling at someone else

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:07

Erebus: Jul 13, 2001; Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Maybe this is where Bray's push really begins!!!!!

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:07

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

VJeff posted:

SIN-GLE-PAY-ER
/clap clap clapclapclap

it's more likely that vince will realize everything wrong with WWE and fix it than it is we get singlepayer

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:07

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

The grungier Bray Wyatt looks, the more I feel clean.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:08

Go RV!: Jun 19, 2008; Uglier on the inside.

I still like Bray

It's a life of misery

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:08

Shadalator: Oct 22, 2005; I hate her so much. Vince could've married some young hot gold digger, bought her everything she ever wanted, and still saved tens of millions of dollars. Instead he married an old dumb zombie woman who kicked JR in the nuts. What a bitch

Dango Bango posted:

Crowd seems pretty hot tonight. So at least there's that.

Bad finishes and booking will fix that!

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:08

TwoDogs1Cup: May 28, 2008; DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup

Seth should get the blonde streak back imo

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:08

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

TMZ: "Rob Zombie got fat as gently caress"
Jojo: "drat..."

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:08

Trip Larsen: Oct 4, 2006; My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Pleas post you ball-related booking to this match.

Rollins loses by distraction from a hologram depicting Vince McMahon's balls.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:08

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

The best part of the foreign announcers is when they drop the accent to say names.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:08

Midnightghoul: Oct 1, 2003; COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

I still cant handle Seth having the Zodiac Killer symbol in his titantron

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:08

Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

I think the German table should be the default announce table for this PPV. GREAT BALLS ON FIRE!

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:08

21 Hoot Salute: Feb 8, 2005; Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight

I like hearing announcers say GREAT BALLS OF FIRE in their various dialects

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:08

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Oh my God the foreign language intros are hilarious with this PPV name

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:09

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Controversial position, but, I am pro-Bray.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:09

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

Did he just say titi caca Brock Lesnar?

Also gently caress you Cole that is Mauro's catchphrase :rant:

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:09

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

wins and losses seem to be very unmattering

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:09

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# ? May 28, 2024 04:43

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Seth should get the blonde streak back imo

Sorry, he's supposed to be face and that streak is a heel heat perpetual energy machine

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:09

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