Goodness Gracious, WWE Presents Great Balls of Fire for 7/9

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Tonight's Best Match Will Be: This poll is closed.
Brock vs Joe	25	27.78%
Roman vs Braun	15	16.67%
Seth vs Bray	1	1.11%
Alexa vs Sasha	10	11.11%
Iron Man Tag Match	9	10.00%
Enzo vs Big Cass	7	7.78%
The Miz vs Ambrose	3	3.33%
Neville vs Tozawa	20	22.22%
Total:	90 votes

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pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

dromal phrenia posted:

*looks at bray wyatt* "i want to suck his dick" - at least two women

You'd be shocked at how fundamentally unattractive somebody can be yet still have sexual relations with other humans.

I mean just look at this forum.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:18

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# ? May 29, 2024 22:45

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

Shima Honnou posted:

Bray's really let himself go he seems fatter than ever.

They are going to have to rebrand him as Samoan.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:18

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Jerusalem posted:

My life is designed around the notion that nobody bothers me when I'm legitimately busy but the moment I want to do something leisurely/relax people are calling and bugging me about nonsense.

Are you me?

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:18

Dias: Feb 20, 2011; by sebmojo

the_american_dream posted:

I love brays ring mannerisms. I think I'm the only one here though

he's good

people here just think everyone in a bad booking spot can't be redeemed because they're clinically depressed and project their feelings about themselves into everything

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:18

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

Bill Goldberg posted:

the wwe is going to die lmao

Not with balls like these it won't!

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:18

Bumper Stickup: Jan 7, 2012; Mmm... Offshore Toast!; Grimey Drawer

the_american_dream posted:

I love brays ring mannerisms. I think I'm the only one here though

Nah. I think they're pretty great too. Then again I love everything about Bray.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:19

bartok: May 10, 2006

No one kicks out of The Deal! nevermind

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:19

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

We need a hair vs hair match between these two

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:19

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Man, Bray adding some new stuff to his moveset tonight.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:19

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

nobody likes this

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:19

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Dias posted:

It's a pity LU will die before Bray makes it out of WWE because I wanna see him doing his thing in a show where supernatural BS is the point of it all.

Like imagine a world where Bray Wyatt had won even one of his feuds ever

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:19

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

dromal phrenia posted:

america is loving gigantic. florida alone is huge to drive through

I need to visit more of your backwoods megastates and experience the desolation firsthand

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:19

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:19

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

pressedbunny posted:

You'd be shocked at how fundamentally unattractive somebody can be yet still have sexual relations with other humans.

I mean just look at this forum.

My fianc�e unironically finds Kevin Owens insanely attractive. I remember the first time she said this, I did a double take and asked if I should start dressing like a lumberjack.

I think she likes her men with some meat on their bones. The perfect find for my goony rear end, I guess.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:19

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

this match is balls

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:20

That Dang Dad: Apr 23, 2003; Well I am
over-fucking-whelmed...; Young Orc

Goddamn Bray has a great Uranage

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:20

Dias: Feb 20, 2011; by sebmojo

a.lo posted:

well we all knew bray couldn't draw for poo poo

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:20

Bumper Stickup: Jan 7, 2012; Mmm... Offshore Toast!; Grimey Drawer

Seriously Bray's moveset is really cool for how brutal he makes it look.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:20

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

a.lo posted:

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:20

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

VJeff posted:

Man, Bray adding some new stuff to his moveset tonight.

this is the most inventive offense ive ever seen Bray produce and im still so fuckin bored

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:20

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

lol seth's slaps

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:20

DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Balls

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:20

AKA Driver: Apr 5, 2004; To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!

Dias posted:

It's a pity LU will die before Bray makes it out of WWE because I wanna see him doing his thing in a show where supernatural BS is the point of it all.

:Bray talks at length about being an all-ruling God who survives by devouring the souls of the non-converted and laying waste to entire planets:

Dario: Yeah, we already got like two of those. What else you got?

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:20

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Shima Honnou posted:

Bray's really let himself go he seems fatter than ever.

Maybe if he gets fat enough, he'll stop being so loving awful.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:20

Jackie D: May 27, 2009; Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.

Shima Honnou posted:

this match is balls

Of fire

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:20

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

a.lo posted:

lol

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:20

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

dromal phrenia posted:

america is loving gigantic. florida alone is huge to drive through

Every time somebody tells me,"I wanna take a roadtrip and really see America" I'm impressed they've managed to accrue like 2+ years vacation time.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:20

Bumper Stickup: Jan 7, 2012; Mmm... Offshore Toast!; Grimey Drawer

Well goddamn

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:20

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Uhhhh.

Wow.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:20

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

a.lo posted:

I am openly going to bet 180 of those wins are from house shows

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:21

DEAR RICHARD: Feb 5, 2009; IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

omg what wyatt won?

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:21

sonicice: Oct 21, 2000; Michael J Beverage, I've got a bone to pick with you.

now set him on fire or something

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:21

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

Well huh... good job Bray

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:21

Trip Larsen: Oct 4, 2006; My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Wyatt won a match? OK.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:21

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

lol poo poo are they gonna finally build bray?

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:21

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Bray.. won?

I.. okay. I guess.

What?

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:21

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

brays been doing alright for himself lately

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:21

TwoDogs1Cup: May 28, 2008; DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup

drat. He wins

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:21

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

if that's what god looked like it'd explain a whole lot

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Miching Mallecho: May 24, 2010

Well...buried

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:21

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