Goodness Gracious, WWE Presents Great Balls of Fire for 7/9

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Tonight's Best Match Will Be: This poll is closed.
Brock vs Joe	25	27.78%
Roman vs Braun	15	16.67%
Seth vs Bray	1	1.11%
Alexa vs Sasha	10	11.11%
Iron Man Tag Match	9	10.00%
Enzo vs Big Cass	7	7.78%
The Miz vs Ambrose	3	3.33%
Neville vs Tozawa	20	22.22%
Total:	90 votes

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Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Heels are going to win every match tonight, huh

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:23

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# ? May 28, 2024 06:10

21 Hoot Salute: Feb 8, 2005; Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight

Think its lame that face paint isnt what they really wear

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:23

That Dang Dad: Apr 23, 2003; Well I am
over-fucking-whelmed...; Young Orc

I liked Bray's shirt a lot, as well as that Uranage. I'm glad he won. Bray for president

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:23

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Haha. The crowd is so stunned that Bray actually won and they absolutely do not give a poo poo.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:23

Dias: Feb 20, 2011; by sebmojo

Lord Chumley posted:

0-2 on clean finishes.

that barely touched his eye seth is just being a babby

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:23

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Bit late for Pride, guys.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:23

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

preshow: rope to the balls
match 1: thumb to the eyeball

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:23

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

gently caress this colors poo poo bring back the flags

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:23

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

The colors Duke

The colors

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:23

Shadalator: Oct 22, 2005; I hate her so much. Vince could've married some young hot gold digger, bought her everything she ever wanted, and still saved tens of millions of dollars. Instead he married an old dumb zombie woman who kicked JR in the nuts. What a bitch

How long has it been since Pat Patterson came up with good finishes for this poo poo company?

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:23

Dangerous Person: Apr 4, 2011; Not dead yet

Happy for the dirty beard man

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:23

beergod: Nov 1, 2004; NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT

Seth is so good but getting hurt constantly hosed his chance for an extended push imo

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:23

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

nonmatter: a tale of losses and wins

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:23

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

SamuraiFoochs posted:

That was a good opener that told a good story IMHO. Good start.

please stop trolling

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:23

Dias: Feb 20, 2011; by sebmojo

motherfuckers are you really gonna bitch about heels bending the rules to win

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:23

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009; Can't post for 3 hours!

the person on the cover of their videogame (IN WHICH I WISH THE DEVS WOULD STOP BEING LAZY ASSHOLES AND CREATE A FRESH NEW GAME NEW ENGINE BETTER GRAPHCIS AND A BETTER ALL AROUND EXPERIENCE BUT NO LETS JUST KEEP MAKING THE SAME GAME STILL SO WE CAN STILL MAKE PS3 VERSIONS WTF) just lost to someone who does nothing but lose.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:23

Lord Chumley: May 14, 2007; Embrace your destiny.

Soothing Vapors posted:

gently caress this colors poo poo bring back the flags

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:23

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

Excited for WWE Splatoon

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:23

Do not even ask: Apr 8, 2008

SamuraiFoochs posted:

That was a good opener that told a good story IMHO. Good start.

oh no, wwe has broken this poor man

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:24

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

SamuraiFoochs posted:

That was a good opener that told a good story IMHO. Good start.

lol what story

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:24

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

The story of the opener: once upon a time seth was worse than the worst guy

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:24

Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

WrasslorMonkey posted:

preshow: rope to the balls
match 1: thumb to the eyeball

preshow: balls of fire
match 1: eyeballs of fire

It's like poetry. It rhymes.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:24

Gumball Gumption: Jan 7, 2012

SamuraiFoochs posted:

That was a good opener that told a good story IMHO. Good start.

I agree with you!

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:24

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Shadalator posted:

How long has it been since Pat Patterson came up with good finishes for this poo poo company?

I only watched one match since WM and it was Miz/Slater from this week and the ending pissed me off so much I shut off the tv

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:24

Dias: Feb 20, 2011; by sebmojo

i mean i know you all actually hate wrestling but c'mon

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:24

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Gumball Gumption posted:

They made Bray look like a good heel. What the gently caress is wrong?

Maybe we will get singlepayer after all.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:24

DEAR RICHARD: Feb 5, 2009; IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

are they broken yet or nah

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:24

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

Bill Goldberg posted:

if you like this, you are a moron

go make a tiny-rear end pitiful thread about it, ding-dong

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:25

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009; Can't post for 3 hours!

i wish they said balls

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:25

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

DEAR RICHARD posted:

are they broken yet or nah

Nah but Matt did just slip into the voice at the end of his promo.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:25

Miching Mallecho: May 24, 2010

Matt was licking was teeth and it was ...delightful

Someone needs to gif that

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:25

Pinche Rudo: Feb 8, 2005

I'm happy Bray won, Seth needs a new gimmick. Bring back the Age of the Fall

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:25

Bumper Stickup: Jan 7, 2012; Mmm... Offshore Toast!; Grimey Drawer

Swear it sounded like they said "We break...BALLS"

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:25

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

go back and dub over bars with balls

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:25

Invalid Validation: Jan 13, 2008

That's a good point Hardys, you're pretty old.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:25

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

imo Matt is the real superhero, gently caress you Iron Man.

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

lol what story

Bray pissed Seth off, then raked his eye when he was being pulled off the ref. The idea is Bray got into Seth's head.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:25

Lord Chumley: May 14, 2007; Embrace your destiny.

DEAR RICHARD posted:

are they broken yet or nah

They are THIS CLOSE* to getting the rights!

*they aren't actually close

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:25

Dias: Feb 20, 2011; by sebmojo

please go insane already

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:25

DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

This Match is going to be balls

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:25

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# ? May 28, 2024 06:10

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

DEAR RICHARD posted:

are they broken yet or nah

They are broken but being held together with super glue. Still broken but shells of former selves

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:25

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