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Tonight's Best Match Will Be:
This poll is closed.
Brock vs Joe 25 27.78%
Roman vs Braun 15 16.67%
Seth vs Bray 1 1.11%
Alexa vs Sasha 10 11.11%
Iron Man Tag Match 9 10.00%
Enzo vs Big Cass 7 7.78%
The Miz vs Ambrose 3 3.33%
Neville vs Tozawa 20 22.22%
Total: 90 votes
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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Soothing Vapors posted:

with the amount of merch Enzo moves you'd think the company would not want to sacrifice him to his black hole of charisma friend

imagine how much egg would be on all our faces if Enzo wins this feud

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Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:

Peanut President posted:

What is this promo?

This is the water and this is the well. Drink full and descend.

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.

beergod posted:

are enzo and cass like friends irl and came up together in the indie scene like owens and zayn or no

They went to high school together.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Last week's promo was way, way better than this.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
this is a great promo

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
How's the show been so far?

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I would like for this man to not be talking

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




Quit breaking up friends WWE :mad:

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
ENZO DOESN'T SLEEP BECAUSE SLEEP IS THE COUSIN OF DEATH

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Miching Mallecho posted:

This is the water and this is the well. Drink full and descend.

Oh my God there's a new episode :derp:

That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick
Enzo still great on the mic and I will hate the day he's released by the WWE in 1.5 years

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Writer Cath posted:

How's the show been so far?

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
"I'm gonna get the poo poo kicked outta me but eh in the grand scheme that's not so bad."

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I really like this promo.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


"lol this sucks"

Live crowd "this rules!"

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Writer Cath posted:

How's the show been so far?

Heels win!

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Writer Cath posted:

How's the show been so far?

balls

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Roëmænce is ælive!
A promo about an old song is perfect for Great Balls of Fire imo.

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer

dromal phrenia posted:

imagine how much egg would be on all our faces if Enzo wins this feud

I have eggs in my fridge right now and am prepared to put them on my face.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

How's the show been so far?

Unexpected endings.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Writer Cath posted:

How's the show been so far?

sam's original pitch for GLOW was better booked

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



YourHumbleMessiah
Oct 11, 2005




Enzo is cool

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

My god this is too long

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
used up all his energy, cass gonna squash him in a second

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Jerusalem posted:

Last week's promo was way, way better than this.

agreed 100% but the crowd is behind him so i guess its working


but this poo poo is meandering but monday was so hit it set the great balls on fire

That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick
Larger than life is a pretty great line

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

This promo got really good really fast, and it wasn't bad to start.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
goddamn this is a great promo

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Excellent promo.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Okay that "you're gonna be in my shadow" bit was great.

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

enzo is real fuckin good when he's allowed to do his own thing

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
that promo was e-fed as gently caress

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
Enzo has absorbed his partner's catchphrases!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
That promo was about twice as long as it needed to be and Cass's new music is crap

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Cabbit posted:

This promo got really good really fast, and it wasn't bad to start.

Now watch Cass destroy him

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
oh no cass your music

oh god

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


New theme generic as heck

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
I kinda like this. Don't see the point of a promo on a PPV though.

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