Goodness Gracious, WWE Presents Great Balls of Fire for 7/9

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Tonight's Best Match Will Be: This poll is closed.
Brock vs Joe	25	27.78%
Roman vs Braun	15	16.67%
Seth vs Bray	1	1.11%
Alexa vs Sasha	10	11.11%
Iron Man Tag Match	9	10.00%
Enzo vs Big Cass	7	7.78%
The Miz vs Ambrose	3	3.33%
Neville vs Tozawa	20	22.22%
Total:	90 votes

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Mulaney Power Move: Dec 30, 2004

that was a good promo; terrible new theme for bigc rear end

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# ? May 29, 2024 17:35

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

a.lo posted:

is his theme from transformers

Nah Nickelback is way more memorable.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:37

Destroy My Sweater: Jul 24, 2009

transfivers five the last knight

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:37

Go RV!: Jun 19, 2008; Uglier on the inside.

the gently caress is that song for cass, its no good

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:37

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

Lord Chumley posted:

this RPG villain music

Just give Cass Golbez's theme.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:37

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

That promo was good but I wish he was as emotional as he was at the end for that weird middle part that felt like he got lost

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:37

Twisted Eye: Jan 6, 2011

Oh my God this new cass music

Not quite right guys, cass ain't actually big enough for that

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:37

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Only the WWE would look at a talker who cannot wrestle and a wrestler who has no charisma and decide they need to be split up

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:37

Bumper Stickup: Jan 7, 2012; Mmm... Offshore Toast!; Grimey Drawer

Dango Bango posted:

Oh God they made Cass completely generic

Even his tights are generic as hell. "Hmm I am from Queens and my name is Big Cass. Put those things on my black underwear please."

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:37

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

Abroham Lincoln posted:

I'm friends with a guy that knows him. Says he's a very cool guy.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:38

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Cass' theme sounds like something they'd give a temp jobber in NXT.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:38

Mulaney Power Move: Dec 30, 2004

Mulaney Power Move posted:

that was a good promo; terrible new theme for bigc rear end

ps bigc rear end was a deliberate typo and that's his new name from now own. it's offical, the mods have approved it.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:38

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

Big "El Hijo de Matt Morgan" Cass

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:38

Neo Rasa: Mar 8, 2007; Everyone should play DUKE games.

LMAO Cass so bad on the mic they don't even have him talk when Enzo's not with him.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:38

Trip Larsen: Oct 4, 2006; My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Lord Chumley posted:

this RPG villain music

Cass should join The Ascension

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:38

DEAR RICHARD: Feb 5, 2009; IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

generic af heel

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:38

Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

WrasslorMonkey posted:

wrong ppv

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:38

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Intruder posted:

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAUN

its a real good theme but its also required like 0 effort to make

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:38

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

maybe i should play Chrono Trigger

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:38

Dias: Feb 20, 2011; by sebmojo

dromal phrenia posted:

it got good and fiery by the end but it really did drag a bit earlier.

did you see mondays promo? it was genuinely very very good.

It did drag a bit but it was still quite strong. And yeah, Monday's promo was better, but I'm not complaining about getting two good promos even if it's a PPV promo.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:38

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

Abroham Lincoln posted:

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:39

Lord Chumley: May 14, 2007; Embrace your destiny.

Abroham Lincoln posted:

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:39

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

21 Hoot Salute posted:

drat CFO$ you kinda shat out a poo poo on this one

CFO$ watched Cass wrestling and gave us a theme commensurate with his talent

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:39

Destroy My Sweater: Jul 24, 2009

cass

what's going on big guy

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:39

Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

Shoutout to Books neighbor

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:39

bartok: May 10, 2006

PUNKS DIET SODA posted:

New theme generic as heck

perfect for a wrestler who's only skill is being tall

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:39

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Dango Bango posted:

Oh God they made Cass completely generic

I love that not only did they give him the worst music ever, but they also had him just walk slowly to the ring with his fist in the air and a dookie face.

Hahaha. "They were a very successful tag team. Tag team gold...was in their future."

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:39

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

BIG rear end, GREAT BALLS

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:39

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Abroham Lincoln posted:

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:39

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

The Casshole chant reminds me of the Y2Jackass chant

The best part was when I went to Smackdown and got to hear a little mexican boy yelling Y 2 Yackass

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:39

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

this sucks

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:39

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Abroham Lincoln posted:

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:39

is pepsi ok: Oct 23, 2002

Abroham Lincoln posted:

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dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

where is big show

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:39

Destroy My Sweater: Jul 24, 2009

dress cass up like a skeleton and call him test

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:40

Calax: Oct 5, 2011

Cass's theme would work if he was actually a giant in terms of portrayal (Mark Henry, Big Show, even Braun) and you ripped out the random fits and starts.

So... is this New Jersey Transit vs LIRR?

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:40

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Big cass should get a new catch phrase where he says "I will put you in a CASSket" and then dramatically pause to let it sink in

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:40

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Mulaney Power Move posted:

ps bigc rear end was a deliberate typo and that's his new name from now own. it's offical, the mods have approved it.

My name is Jerusalem and I approve this post.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:40

CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

great balls of rear end

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# ? May 29, 2024 17:35

beergod: Nov 1, 2004; NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT

Trip Larsen posted:

Cass should join The Ascension

holy poo poo this is actually a great idea

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:40

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