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Tonight's Best Match Will Be:
This poll is closed.
Brock vs Joe 25 27.78%
Roman vs Braun 15 16.67%
Seth vs Bray 1 1.11%
Alexa vs Sasha 10 11.11%
Iron Man Tag Match 9 10.00%
Enzo vs Big Cass 7 7.78%
The Miz vs Ambrose 3 3.33%
Neville vs Tozawa 20 22.22%
Total: 90 votes
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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

This is such a bad match

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Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
I have no idea how cass is gonna get heat after he doesn't have this story to milk

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Big Cass, the Mark Jindrak of wrestlers. The Luther Reigns, the Jackson Andrews of pro wrestling.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

big cass should go on that steroid.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I like how Cass has no identity beyond his relationship with Enzo so I can't even imagine where they could go with him after this feud

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



niiiice

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Big cass should get a new catch phrase where he says "I will put you in a CASSket" and then dramatically pause to let it sink in

Needs to drag a casket with him everywhere.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

match is bad but it has good heat. this crowd is really behind enzo (GOOD)

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
:rip: Enzo

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


DeepDickPizza posted:

I love that not only did they give him the worst music ever, but they also had him just walk slowly to the ring with his fist in the air and a dookie face.

Hahaha. "They were a very successful tag team. Tag team gold...was in their future."

I like that The Club even got the tag titles before they did, and The Club aren't even going to be in the company much longer

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
did he win the royal rumble just now

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

I have no idea how cass is gonna get heat after he doesn't have this story to milk

He doesn't. The split was a mistake fueled by bad WWE writing.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
drat that's a hell of a bump.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

end this match please

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
enzo gets hurt a lot so he can't really make a career of being a little dude who takes massive bumps constantly

he might as well be someone's advocate like paul heyman

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
put a trash can where enzo fell so we can be done with him forever

cass can go ahead and get in the trash can too

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Ahahahaha

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Intruder posted:

I like how Cass has no identity beyond his relationship with Enzo so I can't even imagine where they could go with him after this feud

lean into the casshole chant and give him a masshole gimmick

bartok
May 10, 2006



Dango Bango posted:

This is such a bad match

Did you think it would be any different?

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Cass' character has less depth than the Kanellis' which is impressive

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
It's like watching a gigantic shaggy beat up a certified g scoobydoo

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

This has "beat the gently caress out of guy, lose by roll up" written all over it

Calax
Oct 5, 2011

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

I have no idea how cass is gonna get heat after he doesn't have this story to milk

I wanna see him on the mic without the "ONLY ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE YOU!" bull crap.

Is that water on the mats from Enzo? Jesus the guy must sweat like a water bottle.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/Toffile/status/884210975162994688

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
I mean I'd rather this be what we get than a ten second squash or, god forbid, try to put on a real match

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Dias posted:

He doesn't. The split was a mistake fueled by bad WWE writing.

Tag teams exist only to be broken up, I am Vincent Kennedy McMahon

sonicice
Oct 21, 2000

Michael J Beverage, I've got a bone to pick with you.
ok

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Cass has no personality whatsoever and should have threatened to quit rather than breakup because he ain't gonna get any loving traction with this, and is gonna be gone by October anyway because of it.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
where do either one of these two go after this? enzo to 205? cass to a feud with titus? this is so fuckin dumb

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
haha what a loving turd

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Agree with Cole, it's hard to believe something I used to love has gotten this bad.

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
What a geek.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Geeeeeeeez.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

ok thanks for that, that match and hearing that theme twice justifies my 9.99

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

:(

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
Cool squash match

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
man hello again cass' music

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Way to bury the guy the audience likes

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
he ded

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Shadalator
Oct 22, 2005

I hate her so much. Vince could've married some young hot gold digger, bought her everything she ever wanted, and still saved tens of millions of dollars. Instead he married an old dumb zombie woman who kicked JR in the nuts. What a bitch
Cass gonna be out of the company within 12 months.

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