Goodness Gracious, WWE Presents Great Balls of Fire for 7/9

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Tonight's Best Match Will Be: This poll is closed.
Brock vs Joe	25	27.78%
Roman vs Braun	15	16.67%
Seth vs Bray	1	1.11%
Alexa vs Sasha	10	11.11%
Iron Man Tag Match	9	10.00%
Enzo vs Big Cass	7	7.78%
The Miz vs Ambrose	3	3.33%
Neville vs Tozawa	20	22.22%
Total:	90 votes

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Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

lol literally no reaction

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:42

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RealFoxy: May 11, 2011; I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Cass is dead in the water and he's gonna get Billy Gunn'd

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:43

That Which Squeaks: Aug 28, 2006; "Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick

in the words of Jay Cutler at the urinal "DOOOON'T CARE"

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:43

CarlCX: Dec 14, 2003

hey, audience, do you care about this new babyface enzo amore? really?! hey guess what gently caress you. just loving eat all our poo poo. put it in your mouth.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:43

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Why not let Enzo even have some hope spots especially after that promo?

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:43

beergod: Nov 1, 2004; NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT

haha enzo is going to get released so bad

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:43

That Dang Dad: Apr 23, 2003; Well I am
over-fucking-whelmed...; Young Orc

well that was some stuff huh y'all?

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:43

AKA Driver: Apr 5, 2004; To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!

Intruder posted:

I like how Cass has no identity beyond his relationship with Enzo so I can't even imagine where they could go with him after this feud

Uh, he's also from New York City. So, maybe he sees the Big Dog eating pizza with a knife and fork and it goes from there.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:43

Erebus: Jul 13, 2001; Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

This loving guitar in a garbage disposal theme

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:43

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos

Cass is already dead in the water after 1 match. Good work WWE.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:43

CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Bill DeMott was right about Cass

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:43

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

Cabbit posted:

Cass has no personality whatsoever and should have threatened to quit rather than breakup because he ain't gonna get any loving traction with this, and is gonna be gone by October anyway because of it.

Cass feels like guy Roman's gonna beat defending his title at a PPV in December, then he drops down to Main Event and never gets back.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:43

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

enzo gonna be "injured" from this, spend a few months on the jinder mahal diet and exercise regiment and BADA BING BADA BOOM

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:43

Food Court Druid: Jul 17, 2007; Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.

RealFoxy posted:

Cass is dead in the water and he's gonna get Billy Gunn'd

Booked to wrestle Tanahashi?

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:43

Panamaniac: Jun 18, 2007; HEROES NEVER DIE

Cue Big Show feud for Cass.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:44

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

Cass is Baron Corbin but he can't actually wrestle.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:44

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

RealFoxy posted:

Cass is dead in the water and he's gonna get Billy Gunn'd

No he's gonna get Bart Gunn'd.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:44

Destroy My Sweater: Jul 24, 2009

"hey enzo...eat my CASShole"

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:44

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Man, that new Cass theme is loving horrible.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:44

That Which Squeaks: Aug 28, 2006; "Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick

I though Cass did great work when Enzo was concussed, but man this has been bad so far.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:44

TERRIBLE SHITLORD: Oct 20, 2005; MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

I love how Cass theme is like 6 different segments from generic heel themes mashed together.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:44

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Le Saboteur posted:

Why not let Enzo even have some hope spots especially after that promo?

Vince: Look how tall Cass is.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:44

Dias: Feb 20, 2011; by sebmojo

dromal phrenia posted:

enzo gonna be "injured" from this, spend a few months on the jinder mahal diet and exercise regiment and BADA BING BADA BOOM

roided guy in the room how you juicin'

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:44

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

beergod posted:

enzo gets hurt a lot so he can't really make a career of being a little dude who takes massive bumps constantly

he might as well be someone's advocate like paul heyman

Don't you dare, a little dude who gets tossed like a sack of potatoes is the best thing in this business

that said he can do that and also be a manager that comes down to the ring

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:44

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

would anyone like to defend that

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:44

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos

a new study bible! posted:

Cass is Baron Corbin but he can't actually wrestle.

So he's Baron Corbin?

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:44

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Heels are 3-0!

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:44

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

dixie carter?????

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:44

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Give Enzo a youtuber gimmick, have him come out with a fidget spinner

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:44

Bumper Stickup: Jan 7, 2012; Mmm... Offshore Toast!; Grimey Drawer

"And this right here is Big Cass. And he's generic as hell. And you can't. Teach. That."

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:44

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

lmao dixie

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:44

Dias: Feb 20, 2011; by sebmojo

Jerusalem posted:

Vince: Look how tall Cass is.

such a size queen

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:44

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009; Can't post for 4 hours!

holy poo poo dixie carter?

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:44

sonicice: Oct 21, 2000; Michael J Beverage, I've got a bone to pick with you.

Whats Dixie Carter doing in the balls zone?!

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:44

oh dope: Nov 2, 2006; No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

Man that music is bad.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:44

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Dixie

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:44

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

Cass is going to feud with The Big Show, of course

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:44

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

So weird seeing Dixie :stare:

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:45

beergod: Nov 1, 2004; NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT

vince is such a loving weirdo with these self-serving documentaries

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:45

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Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

The Kurt angle thing looks amazing

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:45

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