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HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/SethAbramson/status/884212914038747136

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Peanut Wagon
Dec 28, 2006

Relax. Go Nuts.
I too like to discuss impossible things in professional settings like our commander in chief. For instance, I start every important business meeting asking everyone in the room if they'd be down to work with me on a project where we make it so horses can impregnate other non-hooved animals.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

The Glumslinger posted:

This isn't exactly a well run cover up or anything. They didn't get caught the day things happened, but they have been absolutely awful at covering their tracks, as would be expected

also they got caught months before, but mitch decided to blackmail obama and welp

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

The Glumslinger posted:

Yesterday: Don Jr met with Russian lawyer during campaign, Kushner and Manafort were also present
Don Jr's lawyer: they were discussing adoption

Today: they met because he had been told that someone wanted to meet with them to give them dirt on Hillary
Don Jr's lawyer: look, we went because they promised us dirt on Hillary, but actually they just wanted us to lift sanctions on Russia

Ahahaha America is doomed

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lastgirl posted:

You know there was an anecdote about him and it's perfect. He basically went to a hollywood site or w/e for Apprentice a few years back, and someone who met him described the experience akin to watching a puppet come to life. Trump had Trump People direct and push him towards things on the docket and keeping up with scheduling because if he was left alone for a little while he'd look lost or just kinda not do anything. That's all he does, just goes from one room to another, promoting poo poo and blabbing with that mouth of his :yooge:

Same exact thing here. He's only a face. With that, there's distance because apparently you can doublespeak incompetence into being a good thing

trump is a victim of holding power in too sustained a way for too long and his brain is basically mush, poor creature

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGUboLZx3Tk

TWIN PEAKS TONIGIIGIGIHT

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



https://twitter.com/SethAbramson/status/884213465971388418

https://twitter.com/SethAbramson/status/884215293538689025

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Mayor Dave posted:

Barron did it

obviously

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Al! posted:

trump is a victim of holding power in too sustained a way for too long and his brain is basically mush, poor creature

i think a case can be made for the theory that he was always this dumb though

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Al! posted:

they're all bad liars trump is the only good liar among them (because he 100% believes his lies the second they leave his face)

thats the trick, he believes out of sheer sincerity because ignorance truly is bliss

i think they're also just lazy and entitled so that makes them not really inclined to actually sell it or cover things up

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



lmao that tweet

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002


the smoothest of brains

just the smoothest

StrugglingHoneybun
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

Is this it?

Did we get him?

Oh, what's that?

Nothing matters?

Oh.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar


lol, these people are dumb as gently caress.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Lastgirl posted:

thats the trick, he believes out of sheer sincerity because ignorance truly is bliss

i think they're also just lazy and entitled so that makes them not really inclined to actually sell it or cover things up

ivanka can kind of, but she trips up when she has to feign human emotions

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

triple sulk posted:

lmao that tweet

this, but every day for the last 2 years, unironically

Hamelekim
Feb 25, 2006

And another thing... if global warming is real. How come it's so damn cold?
Ramrod XTreme

She's 5'11".

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I don't think this putin meeting went well for trump

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008



guess what emotion ivanka trump is trying to show

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

what

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Crusader posted:

the smoothest of brains

just the smoothest



Galaxy brain meme for the gorilla mindset

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Crusader posted:

the smoothest of brains

just the smoothest



there's still too many creases in that brain

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Yinlock posted:



guess what emotion ivanka trump is trying to show

please don't rape me daddy? :smith:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Yinlock posted:



guess what emotion ivanka trump is trying to show

sympathy / pity

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Al! posted:

trump is a victim of holding power in too sustained a way for too long and his brain is basically mush, poor creature

Heavy and highly magnetic is the chaos emerald crown :chaostrump:

as it spins, it pulls all the wrinkles out of the brain through the magnetic force, ensmoothening it in the process bing bong so simple

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Baloogan posted:

sympathy / pity

nailed it

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
i mean, its cool if you are autistic

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lastgirl posted:

thats the trick, he believes out of sheer sincerity because ignorance truly is bliss

i think they're also just lazy and entitled so that makes them not really inclined to actually sell it or cover things up

nobody who he couldnt have removed from his presence has been able to tell him he's wrong about the least fact for the last 30 years at least. no wonder he appears to be severely brain damaged, or suffering from a degenerative disease like Alzheimers, it seems really simple when you look at it that way

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Baloogan posted:

i mean, its cool if you are autistic

i dont know, i generally don't associate "smelling a fart" with sympathy

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Trump this morning: Putin & I totally made a cool cyber thing
Trump this evening: I never said Putin & I totally made a cool cyber thing & also FAKE NEWS

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
the trumps are all good actors, and being good actors means they can perform emotions well

i definitely don't get an 'emotionless' vibe from em :/

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Russia totally didn't change vote totals lol

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Also if I'm reading those tweets correctly they're pretty much going to jail right? Like, this is potentially strong enough to pierce the anti mattering shield?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

trunp def has the racist senile grandfather emote

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Mayor Dave posted:

Also if I'm reading those tweets correctly they're pretty much going to jail right? Like, this is potentially strong enough to pierce the anti mattering shield?

someone definitely is, but it won't be trump probably

i'm going to guess the kush or bannon

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Mayor Dave posted:

Also if I'm reading those tweets correctly they're pretty much going to jail right? Like, this is potentially strong enough to pierce the anti mattering shield?
cite your quotes

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
does seem odd that they keep lying about this stuff though

Rushi
Jun 2, 2003

by Smythe

Mayor Dave posted:

Also if I'm reading those tweets correctly they're pretty much going to jail right? Like, this is potentially strong enough to pierce the anti mattering shield?

wow an echo

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Baloogan posted:

the trumps are all good actors, and being good actors means they can perform emotions well

i definitely don't get an 'emotionless' vibe from em :/

they're all excellent ski movie villains 100%%%%%

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SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

Mayor Dave posted:

Also if I'm reading those tweets correctly they're pretty much going to jail right? Like, this is potentially strong enough to pierce the anti mattering shield?

eh

make sure you got plenty of booze and painkillers and print porno just in case, that's all good bartering wares

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