Goodness Gracious, WWE Presents Great Balls of Fire for 7/9

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Tonight's Best Match Will Be: This poll is closed.
Brock vs Joe	25	27.78%
Roman vs Braun	15	16.67%
Seth vs Bray	1	1.11%
Alexa vs Sasha	10	11.11%
Iron Man Tag Match	9	10.00%
Enzo vs Big Cass	7	7.78%
The Miz vs Ambrose	3	3.33%
Neville vs Tozawa	20	22.22%
Total:	90 votes

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Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

a new study bible! posted:

Every gimmick that isn't a gimmick

true

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:06

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# ? May 28, 2024 20:21

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

I like that as a way for the heels to score one.

This has kinda gotten boring though.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:06

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Jackie D posted:

Cesaro and Sheamus Blew a 3-1 Lead

Oh God. This is what they're doing.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:06

Erebus: Jul 13, 2001; Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Jerusalem posted:

To be fair, in the movie people are constantly hitting on Aunt May!

Yeah but that just makes sense

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:07

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Gatts posted:

A western God of the Underworld with an anime style costume and giant coffin on his back. Basically Undertaker. Only anime.

We need a Gravelord Nito gimmick. New Japan has Naito and EVIL, give the US Big Cass Nito!

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:07

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Jerusalem posted:

It's crazy how he completely hosed up his life to the point he was a kind of pathetic joke, then he turned it all around and has become beloved again through sheer creative force of will.

It's also crazy how we all know the dude is extremely creative and good but absolutely none of that is being made manifest right now.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:07

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

3-1

THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:07

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Jerusalem posted:

To be fair, in the movie people are constantly hitting on Aunt May!

The most realistic thing in any movie ever.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:08

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Cabbit posted:

Booker or Otunga because it only took one preshow for me to decide Otunga can stay gone.

I would take Otunga over Booker any day of the week

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:08

Dias: Feb 20, 2011; by sebmojo

SamuraiFoochs posted:

3-1

THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

still 2-1 and current champions foochs

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:08

Trip Larsen: Oct 4, 2006; My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Soothing Vapors posted:

wasn't Booker supposed to be gone after Otunga returned

i am so sick of his voice

what the hell is wrong with you

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:08

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Dias posted:

i've had a crush on marisa tomei since forever so i mean i get it

If I wanted to doxx you now I'd be able to narrow the candidates down to everybody in the world except for (possibly) Marisa Tomei :smug:

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:08

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009; Can't post for 6 hours!

SamuraiFoochs posted:

3-1

THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

the yikes lead

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:08

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

Gatts posted:

A western God of the Underworld with an anime style costume and giant coffin on his back. Basically Undertaker. Only anime.

so basically a gungrave gimmick?

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:09

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

These last two matches have had heel heat segments that just drag on and on and on

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:09

Dias: Feb 20, 2011; by sebmojo

Jerusalem posted:

If I wanted to doxx you now I'd be able to narrow the candidates down to everybody in the world except for (possibly) Marisa Tomei

fair

nice heel move sheamus

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:09

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

I love cesaro being a prick

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:09

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

Marisa Tomei is very attractive in Spiderman and in every other thing.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:09

Lord Chumley: May 14, 2007; Embrace your destiny.

Soothing Vapors posted:

I would take Otunga over Booker any day of the week

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:09

Testekill: Nov 1, 2012; I demand to be taken seriously

Jerusalem posted:

If I wanted to doxx you now I'd be able to narrow the candidates down to everybody in the world except for (possibly) Marisa Tomei

If I was Marisa Tomei, I'd have a crush on myself.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:09

JoeBangles: Mar 23, 2005; Parlez-vous grenouille ?

Matt's baby just got punched by Cesaro!

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:09

Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:09

DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I have watched like 1 minute of this match

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:10

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Cabbit posted:

It's also crazy how we all know the dude is extremely creative and good but absolutely none of that is being made manifest right now.

We know who is to blame for that though.... well a mixture of WWE thinking only their original gimmick should count and GFW wanting to hold onto the Broken Gimmick in the hopes of a payout. Matt's not at fault there.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:10

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Oh my god, there's a 3-1 lead.

e;fb by a lot :lol:

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:10

Food Court Druid: Jul 17, 2007; Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.

This has already felt longer than the 60-minute Okada/Omega match.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:10

Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

Wrestling was a mistake

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:10

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

DoctorGonzo posted:

Wow, racism much?

dont u fuken dare start w me gonzo

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:10

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Ok so now that it is established you can get a count out in an iron man match I want a match to happen where one opponent gets kidnapped and put in a van and driven out of the arena and just gets counted out over and over

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:10

SunshineDanceParty: Feb 7, 2006; One Road. Two Friends. One Ass.

a new study bible! posted:

Marisa Tomei is very attractive in Spiderman and in every other thing.

She's pretty great.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:10

Erebus: Jul 13, 2001; Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

If they burned 30 minutes on one match just for a 3-1 lead joke I'm going to piss in Vince McMahon's mouth

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:11

Fat Lowtax: Nov 9, 2008; "I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

I am Iron Man

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:11

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

the only cool spot in this match was the brogue kick at the start

shoulda been a 30 minute iron man TLC match

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:11

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

loving hockey reference? Really Cole?

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:11

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Fat Lowtax posted:

I am Iron Man

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

Describe this Iron man match

"Doo Doo"

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:11

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Erebus posted:

If they burned 30 minutes on one match just for a 3-1 lead joke I'm going to piss in Vince McMahon's mouth

Vince: That's weird, you're weird.
Hides crushed leaves balled up in his fist

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:11

Dias: Feb 20, 2011; by sebmojo

I'm glad everyone here has great taste regarding Marisa Tomei. Sometimes I doubt you people but you've come through on this one.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:12

CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Everyone using the Warriors as a reference for the 3-1 lead thing and I'm just sitting here as a Cubs fan going :shrug:

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:12

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Saint Freak posted:

Wrestling was a mistake

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:12

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# ? May 28, 2024 20:21

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

hahaha what was that?

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:12

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