Goodness Gracious, WWE Presents Great Balls of Fire for 7/9

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Tonight's Best Match Will Be: This poll is closed.
Brock vs Joe	25	27.78%
Roman vs Braun	15	16.67%
Seth vs Bray	1	1.11%
Alexa vs Sasha	10	11.11%
Iron Man Tag Match	9	10.00%
Enzo vs Big Cass	7	7.78%
The Miz vs Ambrose	3	3.33%
Neville vs Tozawa	20	22.22%
Total:	90 votes

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projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

Undertaker has the jumping tombstone.
Cena has the avalanche AA
Orton has the punt
Alexa has breaking her own arm

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:36

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# ? May 28, 2024 09:49

TERRIBLE SHITLORD: Oct 20, 2005; MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

Bliss is so good at legit trying to murder other women.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:37

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Hah just trying to pin over and over.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:37

Dias: Feb 20, 2011; by sebmojo

dromal phrenia posted:

ive probably said this before, but while i wish alexa was better in-ring, i do like how much of her offense is just MEAN. She didn't do a crazy suplex on the apron, she just yanked sasha's back and shoulders onto it. then she stood on her and repeatedly stomped the back of her head. its not even the stuff that wins matches, it's just stuff that would suck for someone to do to you

I miss when Alexa used to do a pseudo-chokeslam.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:37

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Not wrong in the slightest

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:37

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

dromal phrenia posted:

ive probably said this before, but while i wish alexa was better in-ring, i do like how much of her offense is just MEAN. She didn't do a crazy suplex on the apron, she just yanked sasha's back and shoulders onto it. then she stood on her and repeatedly stomped the back of her head. its not even the stuff that wins matches, it's just stuff that would suck for someone to do to you

I think that's why people still like her despite her ring work. Sometimes you don't need fancy technique; you just need to convincingly look like you're trying to beat the poo poo out of someone.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:37

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Codependent Poster posted:

Knee to the butt

Saw that on UFC 213 last night

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:37

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

her knee move will never look good until she stops giving a gently caress about her opponents and just legit drops the knees on them. she protects them too much.

which is probably a good thing but if she wont do it legit, she should just stop doing it period

BEAT HER WITH HER OWN MOVE, ALEXA!

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:37

Grant DaNasty: Jul 17, 2006

One of my favorite things about Alexa Bliss matches is watching my Amazon Echo activate every few minutes.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:37

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

Dias posted:

I miss when Alexa used to do a pseudo-chokeslam.

she did it last monday! worlds tiniest chokeslam

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:37

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

dromal phrenia posted:

ive probably said this before, but while i wish alexa was better in-ring, i do like how much of her offense is just MEAN. She didn't do a crazy suplex on the apron, she just yanked sasha's back and shoulders onto it. then she stood on her and repeatedly stomped the back of her head. its not even the stuff that wins matches, it's just stuff that would suck for someone to do to you

It's unique and, thus, good.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:38

eljackass: May 19, 2004; Caution is a word that I can't understand

Maxwell Lord posted:

Sound mixing is really weird.

Same here. esp. the mix between the differenjt announcers and the crowd mics

BTW Sasha's bump on the apron looked really, really bad

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:38

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Alexa Bliss is the only person in the world who could make Sasha Banks look normal-sized.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:38

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

this is a pretty dang good match right here

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:38

RealFoxy: May 11, 2011; I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Abroham Lincoln posted:

yo ho ho she took a bite of gum gum

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:39

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

They're going to call that the Sliding Wizard right?

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:39

John Dudebro: Dec 3, 2013

i hate that lovely jumping dropkick all the women seem to do where they get like a foot off the ground and kick the other person in the gut

everyone stop doing that dropkick

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:39

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Every time cole sounds like he's saying something like he would in the game it really pisses me off

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:39

SunshineDanceParty: Feb 7, 2006; One Road. Two Friends. One Ass.

This is a pretty good match. They have good timing with each other.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:39

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

surf rock posted:

Alexa Bliss is the only person in the world who could make Sasha Banks look normal-sized.

watch when she runs the ropes, she has to hop up a little when she hits them. she said in an interview that the back of her neck used to get all hosed up because the top rope hits her right below the skull

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:39

Dias: Feb 20, 2011; by sebmojo

that was a REALLY good sunset flip bomb

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:39

Mons Hubris: Aug 29, 2004; fanci flup

Did Alexa just do a Canadian Destroyer

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:39

Gumball Gumption: Jan 7, 2012

Grant DaNasty posted:

One of my favorite things about Alexa Bliss matches is watching my Amazon Echo activate every few minutes.

Why does your echo activate when a woman screams?

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:39

RealFoxy: May 11, 2011; I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Sasha's got a hairline like Mike Elgin

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:39

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

Every time cole sounds like he's saying something like he would in the game it really pisses me off

Sasha Banks

Has a great

THE ROCKBOTTOM

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:40

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

I don't know how that move works. Did Sasha do a standing backflip while carrying Alexa?

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:40

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Holy poo poo that counter :gonk:

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:40

Cardboard Box: Jul 14, 2009

John Dudebro posted:

i hate that lovely jumping dropkick all the women seem to do where they get like a foot off the ground and kick the other person in the gut

everyone stop doing that dropkick

yeah it always looks bad

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:40

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

NO NO NO NO NO NO

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:40

AKA Driver: Apr 5, 2004; To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

Every time cole sounds like he's saying something like he would in the game it really pisses me off

"And the sounds of steel on flesh ECHOS throughout the arena."

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:40

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Match: good

Quite good, I might even say. These two work well tonight.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:40

John Dudebro: Dec 3, 2013

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

Every time cole sounds like he's saying something like he would in the game it really pisses me off

now who does the methodical pace benefit, king

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:41

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

RealFoxy posted:

Sasha's got a hairline like Mike Elgin

botcha stanks is bald~

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:41

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

It's supposed to be a sunset flip powerbomb but Sasha nearly made it a piledriver.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:41

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

I thought that was the finish, so good job, guys.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:41

Tomahawk: Aug 13, 2003; HE KNOWS

RealFoxy posted:

Sasha's got a hairline like Mike Elgin

she has a hairline like peyton royce

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:41

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

bayley so bad alexa can't even drag her to a good match

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:41

Erebus: Jul 13, 2001; Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Grant DaNasty posted:

One of my favorite things about Alexa Bliss matches is watching my Amazon Echo activate every few minutes.

There was a story today where Google Home called the cops on a domestic violence incident by itself, your Echo is going to SWAT you in the middle of Raw one day

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:41

Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

As one of 4 people that voted this in the poll I'm surprised.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:42

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# ? May 28, 2024 09:49

bartok: May 10, 2006

Shinjobi posted:

Match: good

Quite good, I might even say. These two work well tonight.

easily match of the PPV so far

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:42

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