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Tonight's Best Match Will Be:
This poll is closed.
Brock vs Joe 25 27.78%
Roman vs Braun 15 16.67%
Seth vs Bray 1 1.11%
Alexa vs Sasha 10 11.11%
Iron Man Tag Match 9 10.00%
Enzo vs Big Cass 7 7.78%
The Miz vs Ambrose 3 3.33%
Neville vs Tozawa 20 22.22%
Total: 90 votes
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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Cardboard Box posted:

im sasha banks and im gonna drop from 8 feet and land on my knees on concrete what could go wrong

It's not only not the dumbest bump she's done, it might barely be top 5

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Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

dromal phrenia posted:

alexa busted open around the mouth?

she hit balls with her mouth at high velocity as seen here


Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer
"Roman has a weenie-do"-sign in the crowd

AKA Driver
Apr 5, 2004
To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!
Does the Punjabi Prison continue to have those goofy "one minute only" rules for each of the doors?

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

the finish was fine you babies we all know these ppvs are just set ups for the big ones

It's not fine when every loving champion is a heel and they all retain the same loving way.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

hmm busting alexa open? i guess its better than breaking her nose (twice) but for once i thought maybe the "botcha" half of "botcha stanks" wasnt accurate.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Aphrodite posted:

I mean this is obviously a setup to a no countout/dq match since Alexa has used both those outs, so it's okay for a PPV actually called Great Balls of Fire that came free with your Holy Foley subscription.

look I need to know why she fucks a clown

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

I am irrationally upset that Raw advertises Smackdown in Kayfabe.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
suckin' na

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

VJeff posted:

It's not fine when every loving champion is a heel and they all retain the same loving way.

It will all be fixed with Stephanie McMahon's Champion's Revolution (TM)(R)

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.

VJeff posted:

It's not fine when every loving champion is a heel and they all retain the same loving way.

well not all of them, we have a 2nd face now!

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

look I need to know why she fucks a clown

having mick's DNA can't be good for your stability

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

DeepDickPizza posted:

My favorite part of the Punjabi Prison is that you can't see what the gently caress is happening in the match.

unironically this

they've finally found a way to make that feud tolerable

AKA Driver
Apr 5, 2004
To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!

Evil Badman posted:

I am irrationally upset that Raw advertises Smackdown in Kayfabe.

I'd like to think Daniel Bryan buys ad time on Raw.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
I'm digging Titus as face manager.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
tozawa's english is pretty solid

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
oh thank god more bo

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
starring titus as crying jordan

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
So Titus is just a face now, right?

I'm coming around on him being paired up with Tozawa.

KirbyJ
Oct 30, 2012
I kinda want them to go full heels win tonight.

I mean, Alexa lost? But she still actually won. All of that tonight.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
I'm glad they're acknowledging that Tozawa's English is better than most americans on the roster instead of just randomly shouting Japanese

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

You need to ice those Great Balls of Fire

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
I CAME TO PLAY IN MY TOUPEE

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Bo almost tripped :lol:

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Expectations for this PPV being one that mattered at all should have been nonexistent after Bray won lol

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
Asking this based on nothing, but is there really nothing for Finn tonight AGAIN?

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

nice i can't wait for the latest in the miz and ambrose best of 100 series

Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!
Lipstick Apathy

VJeff posted:

So Titus is just a face now, right?

Yeah I was gonna say, I thought he was supposed to be heel but the guy seems like he's really doing his best out there

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
bo "i just watched sons of anarchy for the first time last week" dallas

bartok
May 10, 2006



DeepDickPizza posted:

My favorite part of the Punjabi Prison is that you can't see what the gently caress is happening in the match.

My favorite part is the elevated liver enzymes.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Ah, I see the Maryse cleavage gear is back

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Nilbop posted:

Asking this based on nothing, but is there really nothing for Finn tonight AGAIN?

*checks list* i'm sorry sir, he's still short

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

"wwe great balls of fire" is the 6th most google searched term in the last 14 days. very impressive

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

VJeff posted:

It's not fine when every loving champion is a heel and they all retain the same loving way.

Yeah, but it's fine in Alexa's case. Really. I promise. Sasha was beginning to turn the tide, everything was going her way, so Alexa ducks out yet again in a new way.



Now I doubt we'll see Bayley again, but you could make an argument for a triple threat match if you really wanted to.

KirbyJ
Oct 30, 2012

Nilbop posted:

Asking this based on nothing, but is there really nothing for Finn tonight AGAIN?

maybe he should join the miztourage

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
ahahahaha

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
Push Miz to the main event

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

VJeff posted:

So Titus is just a face now, right?

I'm coming around on him being paired up with Tozawa.

They decided to run with the character getting over thanks to Titus being good at everything but actually wrestling.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Controversial position, but, I am pro-Dean.

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Calax
Oct 5, 2011


Sasha with the Scarlet Halo.

Also, why is Curtis Axel a 30's mobster while Bo is a 60's biker thug?

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