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Tonight's Best Match Will Be:
This poll is closed.
Brock vs Joe 25 27.78%
Roman vs Braun 15 16.67%
Seth vs Bray 1 1.11%
Alexa vs Sasha 10 11.11%
Iron Man Tag Match 9 10.00%
Enzo vs Big Cass 7 7.78%
The Miz vs Ambrose 3 3.33%
Neville vs Tozawa 20 22.22%
Total: 90 votes
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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Quasipox posted:

So, this is the Roman heel turn right?




RIGHT?!

i mean nothing else could possibly be if not that

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
What is it with Samoans and trying to kill people with vehicles?

80s James Hetfield
Jan 20, 2004

METAL UP YOUR ASS
Lol it wasn't even that bad of a "crash"

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Later they are gonna show a crew stalking and shooting Strowman with an elephant tranq gun to get him under control.

Btw who won lol

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
oh and joes getting squashed

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Speaking of murder, here's Brock v Joe!

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Michael Cole somberly announcing the next fight of Samoa Joe vs Brock Lesnar.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

lmaooooo good luck following that poo poo up boys, let 'er rip!

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

there just happened to be a make up team in the back of that ambulance

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

sportsgenius86 posted:

Success is no longer the only thing Roman's backed into

Hahaha, excellent

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

gently caress the main event I want to see Kurt track Braun with a tranq gun

introducing wwe's newest ppv: The Most Dangerous Game

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
wasnt there a finn balor match?

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

VJeff posted:

You might've missed it too in all of this craziness but man there was an incredible shot of Roman staring into the mirror there with this completely exasperated look on his face.
It was pure kinography my friend

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Well we just saw an attempted murder but IT'S MAIN EVENT TIME

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
It's going over by like 15+ minutes, it's gonna be a real match probably.

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

someone take this gif and replace the ambulance with a gigantic toilet, thanks

https://twitter.com/wresnocontext/status/884240521065091072

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

BALLS

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


After Brock squashes Joe it's going to cut outside the arena to Reigns finishing Braun off while saying I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU YET

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

explosivo posted:

So.. How did they do this? Was there a cut somewhere in there? I can only assume they didn't actually have Roman crash an ambulance while he and Braun were in it.

Roman staring into the mirror was probably getting Braun out of the car and waiting for his cue. I was sure the crash footage was a pre-tape since they were avoiding the back of the ambulance for a while but then they showed Roman and the ambulance in the same shot.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Lesnar/Joe is a legit dream match and I hope it's not just a squash :ohdear:

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Roman Reigns got suckered so hard he tried to murder a human being

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
I think this show has actually been really good.

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
God drat if they play this as a heel turn for Roman he could actually get over.

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








Now Roman can be the face against the authority again for trying to punish him for attempted murder of a coworker

Shadalator
Oct 22, 2005

I hate her so much. Vince could've married some young hot gold digger, bought her everything she ever wanted, and still saved tens of millions of dollars. Instead he married an old dumb zombie woman who kicked JR in the nuts. What a bitch
Brock Lesnar is on steroids and he's still loving boring.

eljackass
May 19, 2004

Caution is a word that I can't understand
That was one weak rear end ambulance.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Braun is the best!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Jastiger posted:

Later they are gonna show a crew stalking and shooting Strowman with an elephant tranq gun to get him under control.

Btw who won lol

That one scene from Tremors where Michael Gross is unloading his entire arsenal into the Graboid, only it's Braun breaking through the wall this time.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Joe-Necro was only 10 minutes, so hope for the best

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Codependent Poster posted:

Well we just saw an attempted murder but IT'S MAIN EVENT TIME

Only attempted, not even a full Owen

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

surf rock posted:

who were those bodacious babes behind kurt

it's true, jamie noble is very attractive

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

man i hope this match is good

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer

Combine this with the "eat balls" picture.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

the follow up to braun's ambulance of triumph and tragedy is just going to be brock tackling joe and doing tiny hammerfists to his face until he wins by decision after three rounds

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Go RV! posted:

someone take this gif and replace the ambulance with a gigantic toilet, thanks

https://twitter.com/wresnocontext/status/884240521065091072

Wow, even if Braun hadn't moved Roman was going straight in

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

explosivo posted:

So.. How did they do this? Was there a cut somewhere in there? I can only assume they didn't actually have Roman crash an ambulance while he and Braun were in it.

I would guess pre-taped crash with the back empty, then Braun enters through the front since ambulances are open between.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Soothing Vapors posted:

wasnt there a finn balor match?

maybe on 205

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Dias posted:

i hope so

it's probably just trying to make roman into the New Steve Austin (TM)

No, they said a million times "THAT'S A HUMAN BEING IN THERE".

If Roman was still a face, they'dve said he was pushed to his limit.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Roman is a sore loser stink man who tried to do the murder. Bad wrestler!

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AKA Driver
Apr 5, 2004
To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!

explosivo posted:

So.. How did they do this? Was there a cut somewhere in there? I can only assume they didn't actually have Roman crash an ambulance while he and Braun were in it.


I feel like they pre-taped the crash and ran the footage when Roman is looking in the mirror. Then, they roll off the unhurt ambulance and put Roman into the crashed one.

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