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Tonight's Best Match Will Be:
This poll is closed.
Brock vs Joe 25 27.78%
Roman vs Braun 15 16.67%
Seth vs Bray 1 1.11%
Alexa vs Sasha 10 11.11%
Iron Man Tag Match 9 10.00%
Enzo vs Big Cass 7 7.78%
The Miz vs Ambrose 3 3.33%
Neville vs Tozawa 20 22.22%
Total: 90 votes
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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

AKA Driver posted:

They should have sent Joe/Lesnar to the ring to start their match while they were opening the ambulance, not Slater/Hawkins.

Brock's contract stipulates he only does one split screen a month, and they used it last week.

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

pressedbunny posted:

This is gonna be less than 10 minutes and it's gonna be a real boring standard Brock victory.

Does Brock have any other kind of match these days?

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
BAWHAHWHAHAHaawwhhhhh

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

VJeff posted:

Okay.

I've been playing the long game, here.

This has all been leading up to this moment.

Controversial position, but I am pro-Brock.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.




I'd watch.

Bisquick_Jones
Oct 26, 2007
Nice of WWE to air the dark match...

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
woah what was that early 90s mtv camera zoom to joe

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

THIS

THIS

DO

THIS

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

I really don't think they're gonna make Joe their top guy unless Brock's going back to man the guns at his farm and shoot down lost hikers or whatever it is that Brock Lesnar does in his spare time.

Because if I was Brock Lesnar that's what I'd do.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Destroy My Sweater posted:

remember when universal title matches lasted more than 2 minutes yeah me either!!!!!!

Owens had great Universal title matches (with bad finishes), obviously we need to put the belt on a fat guy.

Wow, so Brock doesn't even get his pyro on PPVs anymore?

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Supreme Allah posted:

lol Joe has Generic Caw 4 level entrance theme

It's good. Not fond of the loop, but it works.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
The rare face v face hoss off

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

what was that camera shot what happened

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Aphrodite posted:

Brock's contract stipulates he only does one split screen a month, and they used it last week.

The way Brock's tenure with WWE has gone I would 100% believe that Brock has the unilateral power to modify the contract as he chooses at any time for any reason

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
LETS GO, SENOR JOE

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
where can you buy a replica of brock lesnar's penis sword

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

DoctorGonzo posted:

Max Landis loving sucks

dang

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
so will this squash be more of a drag on joe's career than dean's

A Salty Affair
Oct 9, 2012

For a second I thought i'd be burnt out for this match because of that amazing Braun poo poo but goddamn all it took was the entrances and my body is ready for this

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I hope Brock squash this fat gently caress

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
I will never stop finding Brock's tiny legs hilarious

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

a brock match and the only match with no blood??

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

CubsWoo posted:

The way Brock's tenure with WWE has gone I would 100% believe that Brock has the unilateral power to modify the contract as he chooses at any time for any reason

lol

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








No fireworks, must have spent all their money on ambulances

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

Bill Goldberg posted:

where can you buy a replica of brock lesnar's penis sword

goatse.wweshop.com

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy

Writer Cath posted:

Does Brock have any other kind of match these days?
Well there was the time GOldberg squashed him in seconds.

Sadly I don't think WWE has the nerve to book Joe like that, as awesome as it'd be.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

I really don't think they're gonna make Joe their top guy unless Brock's going back to man the guns at his farm and shoot down lost hikers or whatever it is that Brock Lesnar does in his spare time.

Because if I was Brock Lesnar that's what I'd do.

Basically hides in the bushes with his gun making sure that Sable doesn't make a break for it.

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer
I'm gonn be so disappointed by this match. I can just feel it. :smith:

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
lol brock fears the maharaja sign

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

DoctorGonzo posted:

I hope Brock squash this fat gently caress

fats are good

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
wow brock can't make the jump onto the apron w/o steroids??????

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Haha. I'm going to go back and read all of the pages I missed, but that ambulance thing was the funniest, dumbest and best thing ever. My girlfriend, who isn't in to wrestling, came into the room and couldn't stop watching it. Please give us more dumb poo poo like that.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Raskolnikov38 posted:

so will this squash be more of a drag on joe's career than dean's

get this: neither have careers, just jobs

AKA Driver
Apr 5, 2004
To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!

Cardboard Box posted:

what was that camera shot what happened

Probably told that operator to reposition himself, and they cut to it while he was moving.

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




I'd be fine with Lesnar if he actually wrestled more than 4 times a year.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Brock lesnars like a double amputee and they could only find toothpicks backstage for prosthetics

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

go punch heyman in the middle of his spiel, joe

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I will never stop finding Brock's tiny legs hilarious

Rick Rude: For gently caress's sake, Mel, it's an upper body business!

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

The bell rung before the intros guys.

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Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
JOE YES

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