Goodness Gracious, WWE Presents Great Balls of Fire for 7/9

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Tonight's Best Match Will Be: This poll is closed.
Brock vs Joe	25	27.78%
Roman vs Braun	15	16.67%
Seth vs Bray	1	1.11%
Alexa vs Sasha	10	11.11%
Iron Man Tag Match	9	10.00%
Enzo vs Big Cass	7	7.78%
The Miz vs Ambrose	3	3.33%
Neville vs Tozawa	20	22.22%
Total:	90 votes

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shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

unable to compete, do it

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:57

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# ? May 29, 2024 18:51

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Brock barely gets back in the ring, bell rings, Brock squashes Joe

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:57

Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

Bullshit. This wouldn't hurt Brock.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:57

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Samoa Joe seems like one of the few people in wrestling who could legit take Lesnar in a fight, and though we all know Brock is holding the belt 'till WM, I'll still gladly watch these few minutes of him getting murdered before the inevitable.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:57

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

Jerusalem posted:

Jesus Christ Heyman, stuff a new piece of paper into his mouth so he knows to get up!

i love you

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:57

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

JOE'S GONNA KILL YOU

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:57

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

brock you fuckin bitch Braun Strowman just got literally murdered and made less of a fuss about it

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:57

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Destroy My Sweater posted:

corbin cash in WHEN

I was gonna say that's a Smackdown thing but he did say on a recent podcast that the contract doesn't specify brand.... :tinfoil:

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:57

bartok: May 10, 2006

Love the pro Joe crowd

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:58

nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

Destroy My Sweater posted:

corbin cash in WHEN

oh god i forgot about this loving bozo

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:58

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

Dear lord this PPV we t from utter poo poo to redemption path faster then Roman crashed the Ambulance

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:58

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Dango Bango posted:

JOE'S GONNA KILL YOU

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:58

FullMetalJackoff: Feb 15, 2004; Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

shiksa posted:

every brock match is a sprint now

So it's Inoki-ism mid '00s NJPW?

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:58

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Brock is playing the part of Roman from their Wrestlemania match :stare:

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:58

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Brock Lesnar has the calves of a japanese schoolgirl

Seriously put him in a plaid skirt and take a photo from the waist down and you could sell that to a pervy businessman somewhere

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:58

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:58

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Jerusalem posted:

Jesus Christ Heyman, stuff a new piece of paper into his mouth so he knows to get up!

Holy poo poo

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:58

Jenny Angel: Oct 24, 2010; Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!; Lipstick Apathy

Dias posted:

gently caress i need to watch this match now

FYI 1 and 2 came from different matches, but they're both very good and you should watch them both. Ishii vs. ZSJ and Ishii vs. Omega respectively. Apologies for minor spoilers

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:58

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Bisquick_Jones posted:

The only way this feud ends is in a 747 match: Roman and Braun wrestle in a hollowed-out jet. Winner tapes the loser to the co-pilot's seat, dumps fuel, turns off the autopilot and parachutes to victory. The loser, well...

But what happens to the camera crew :ohdear:

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:58

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

Bill Goldberg posted:

i wish my girlfriend would say this to me

Your girlfriend wishes you'd say it to her.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:58

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

This is stiff as gently caress :stare:

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:58

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

i like big boys hitting each other hard

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:59

Bisquick_Jones: Oct 26, 2007

Sir Tonk posted:

But what happens to the camera crew

We'll fix that in post

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:59

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

Sir Tonk posted:

But what happens to the camera crew

Vince laugh.gif

Edit: because they're fiahed

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:59

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Your girlfriend wishes you'd say it to her.

i don't have a girlfriend, haha

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:59

Dias: Feb 20, 2011; by sebmojo

dromal phrenia posted:

i like big boys hitting each other hard

please don't doxx my porn searches

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:59

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Sir Tonk posted:

But what happens to the camera crew

They die with honor :colbert:

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:59

Faustian Bargain: Apr 12, 2014

Here we go. Lesnar is boring.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:59

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

I want Brock to try to F5 him, but Joe holds on to his neck and let's Brock basically spin him into a coquina clutch

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:59

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:59

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

I love that Joe is the only guy who doesn't bounce from one of those suplexes.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:59

CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

don't call the suplexes autopilot, corey

you're flying too close to the sun

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:59

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

the static screen is still there. beautiful

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:00

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

Bill Goldberg posted:

i don't have a girlfriend, haha

your hand counts. and it wants to punch you. like everybody else.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:00

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Dias posted:

please don't doxx my porn searches

lol

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:00

Nilbop: Jun 5, 2004; Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

Suplex City got old a year ago.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:00

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

i respect that brock lesnar has tattoos of all his favorite pogs

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:00

Food Court Druid: Jul 17, 2007; Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.

He hit'em in the great balls of fire!

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:00

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

GREAT B A L L S

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:00

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Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

brock's one weakness!

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:00

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