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Tonight's Best Match Will Be:
This poll is closed.
Brock vs Joe 25 27.78%
Roman vs Braun 15 16.67%
Seth vs Bray 1 1.11%
Alexa vs Sasha 10 11.11%
Iron Man Tag Match 9 10.00%
Enzo vs Big Cass 7 7.78%
The Miz vs Ambrose 3 3.33%
Neville vs Tozawa 20 22.22%
Total: 90 votes
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Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

SamuraiFoochs posted:

No he didn't. He looked like utter poo poo. Brock buried him like he's buried literally everyone not named Taker or Roman since Suplex City as a concept began.

why is it that you are unwaveringly positive about mediocrity until like one thing happens and suddenly the product is a pig poo poo lagoon

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Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you


That whole night was worth it for Braun being a big adorable wounded animal.

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

well finish of the main event aside that was the most i enjoyed a wwe ppv in a good while so at least there's that

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

big cass talks too fast

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
You kicked his dick and you put him to shame
Too many germans makes a match really lame
That ending sucked
The title's hosed
Goodness Gracious Brock should be fired

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Shinjobi posted:

The point is: burial or not, Joe lost and now what does he do? Fight for ghost titles? Beat up Braun?



RAW DOES NOT HAVE A TOP CHAMPION. IT HURTS THE SHOW.

Enzo is the champion of our hearts

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Roman's matches entertain me waaaaaay more than Brock's at this point.

Brock is More Roman Than Roman.

Brock's matches still a) have a big fight feel and b) have a sense of unpredictability to them (at least for me)

KirbyJ
Oct 30, 2012
Clearly what has to happen tomorrow is that Lesnar comes out and then Joe beats him to death and Lesnar has to abdicate the title.

Hire me Vince.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

brock should be crushed by braun, while roman is busy (hopefully getting FAT AS gently caress) in jail

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

Raskolnikov38 posted:

dean looked stronger after his match with brock

a hell of an indictment

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I think the solution to record low Raw ratings is to continue to have a champ who is never there and doesn't wrestle

The solution to record low ratings is to develop storylines that resonate and tap into something greater culturally and allow the talent to develop and show their own natural ability than terrible scripted bullshit with booking decisions that hinder their rise and also to resurrect Chris Kreski to head the writing staff.

BUT!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Soothing Vapors posted:

I think that was the most I've enjoyed a PPV since Summerslam

goodnight dear friends

Goodnight buddy :)

80s James Hetfield
Jan 20, 2004

METAL UP YOUR ASS

Dango Bango posted:

This bald rear end in a top hat is annoying as gently caress

At least he isn't Sam Roberts

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

a.lo posted:

big cass talks too fast

He's from Queens. We talk fast. It's kinda our thing.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
where do you guys get your anime girl avatars

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Brock's sprint matches are hilarious. I think Joe looked about as good as expected there. Brock vs. Braun is THE money match now and it's going to rule.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

dromal phrenia posted:

brock should be crushed by braun, while roman is busy (hopefully getting FAT AS gently caress) in jail

I felt proud of Roman doing this match while four months pregnant

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




Cass you should go apologize to Enzo cause you don't have IT.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
The PPV was good! It really was.



But Brock Lesnar is hurting the product, and if they think ratings are going to spike up because "some random dude made him sweat a little bit" then holy poo poo, I'd love to be an executive for the company. I've got plenty of other revolutionary ideas. Such as "Let's actually not have a show and go home."

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Dango Bango posted:

b) have a sense of unpredictability to them (at least for me)

Will he throw four punches and three suplexes or three punches and four suplexes

the suspense

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

fart blood posted:

He's from Queens. We talk fast. It's kinda our thing.

Rebrand him as Trump Tower

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MotU posted:

You kicked his dick and you put him to shame
Too many germans makes a match really lame
That ending sucked
The title's hosed
Goodness Gracious Brock should be fired

:golfclap:

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Bill Goldberg posted:

you have a caterpillar that lives in your brain that thinks these things, you must fight the caterpillar

Someone please tell me how Brock's matches aren't 90% lazy as gently caress, 10% squash/spectacle at this point, it's literally the same thing Roman does and yet lots of people whine about Roman and jizz themselves over Brock.

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

Bill Goldberg posted:

where do you guys get your anime girl avatars

from anime

KirbyJ
Oct 30, 2012

DeepDickPizza posted:

Brock's sprint matches are hilarious. I think Joe looked about as good as expected there. Brock vs. Braun is THE money match now and it's going to rule.

I could get down for face Braun vs Heel Joe vs Freak Lesnar.

Sotar
Dec 1, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

Daniel Bryan better call out Renee for being on this show

DON'T BE ON BAD SHOWS!

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Oh Snapple! posted:

a hell of an indictment

dean went twice as long with brock and didnt cheat

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
drat, that was a good rear end match while it lasted, which sadly wasn't very long and ended on that wet fart. At least Joe looked strong as poo poo being completely dominant through the match other than a couple detours to Suplex City™

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Bill Goldberg posted:

where do you guys get your anime girl avatars

the wwe ppv grEAT BALLS of fire

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

DeepDickPizza posted:

Brock's sprint matches are hilarious. I think Joe looked about as good as expected there. Brock vs. Braun is THE money match now and it's going to rule.

They're going to have Roman beat Brock, don't be an idiot.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

sorry about your singles career cass

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Dango Bango posted:

Brock's matches still a) have a big fight feel and b) have a sense of unpredictability to them (at least for me)

If only they happened more than twice a loving year.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Someone please tell me how Brock's matches aren't 90% lazy as gently caress, 10% squash/spectacle at this point, it's literally the same thing Roman does and yet lots of people whine about Roman and jizz themselves over Brock.

brock is boring, i agree. roman as a concept is insulting.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
Somebody take Cass out to McDonalds after this because he's trying. He's trying so hard.

KirbyJ
Oct 30, 2012

Raskolnikov38 posted:

dean went twice as long with brock and didnt cheat

that was before lesnar was honed by his matches with goldberg into the walking hattori hanzo katana he is today

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

a.lo posted:

sorry about your singles career cass

Cass is Shad 2.0

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Against anyone else I'd be satisfied with Joe finally looking like a million bucks. But against Brock, what does that even loving matter? He still didn't beat him, which means he is literally everyone else on the roster.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Will he throw four punches and three suplexes or three punches and four suplexes

the suspense

Not the point. But stuff like going against the WWE rules on blood and doing basically whatever he wants to in a match.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

MotU posted:

You kicked his dick and you put him to shame
Too many germans makes a match really lame
That ending sucked
The title's hosed
Goodness Gracious Brock should be fired

<3

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CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Shinjobi posted:

Against anyone else I'd be satisfied with Joe finally looking like a million bucks. But against Brock, what does that even loving matter? He still didn't beat him, which means he is literally everyone else on the roster.

it's ok he can compete for the main title on RAW weekly television and gently caress it even i can't argue this

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