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Next to the beacon of heroism that is Mole Man, even someone like JJJ will seem average at best. What chance does Peter have?
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Moleman can probably smell him or something.
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evilmiera posted:Oh man you just reminded me of the scene where he tries to stop a carjacker by slamming the guys face against the car, only for it to be revealed it was the guy's car and he just lost his keys or something and the entire neighborhood including Stan Lee tells him to gently caress off To my mind, the perfect NSM moment was when he gets into a shipping container on the back of a truck through a like high-tech device that makes the roof intangible. But then that's deactivated, so when he tries to dramatically leap out and confront the Vulture, he knocks himself out for several hours. But really the whole first three quarters of the movie is Pete being an idiot. It's fantastic.
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Begemot posted:To my mind, the perfect NSM moment was when he gets into a shipping container on the back of a truck through a like high-tech device that makes the roof intangible. But then that's deactivated, so when he tries to dramatically leap out and confront the Vulture, he knocks himself out for several hours. At least Peter attempted to do something. If it was nsm he would just wait around for a real hero (Mole Man)
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:no one even considers that peter might be spiderman, even though they both inspire such profound disappointment in everyone around them just found out i'm spiderman
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Hey wait is Peter gonna have to pretend to be finding out his aunt is loving engaged to Mole Man now like it's the first time he's hearing this?
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 Mover posted:Hey wait is Peter gonna have to pretend to be finding out his aunt is loving engaged to Mole Man now like it's the first time he's hearing this? He probably forgot already, so his surprise will be genuine.
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Low Desert Punk posted:just found out i'm spiderman Spider-Man is supposed to be relatable, after all.
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The first and fourth panel lining up like that is messing with my head. It's like his head is on backwards.
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Thanks for picking up my slack  Also goddamn. Someone who Melvin feels less trustworthy than Spidey?
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that last panel is a definite bow-chicka-wow-wow moment
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Please... call me Uncle Moley 
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Just keep your PAWS off my MANGA, Melvin.
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Sometimes when my step-uncle Melvin grounds me, I'll write messages on Spider-Man (he is my friend) with washable marker and send him beneath the Earth's crust.
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You can call me Melvin, and Melvin if you call me you can call me May
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Endless Mike posted:You can call me Melvin, and Melvin if you call me you can call me May ♪A man walks down the street He says why am I short of attention Got a short little span of attention♪ That verse is literally about Newspaper Spider-Man e: ♪What if I die here Who'll be my mole-model Now that my mole-model is Gone Gone♪
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Can we shrink this and make it this thread's official emote? 
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 Where does he keep inevermind.
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Oh snap, Aunt May's all about that fresh bling and is gonna turn him down! Now I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger, but she ain't messin' with no broke digger.
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He's a mole man and diamonds are common as hell. He probably has a ton stuck in his taint and asscrack just from sitting around down there.
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raw diamonds, yeah. but cut and set diamonds? he probably stole a jewelry store at some point.
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You underestimate the power of the Moloid sphincter
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Lenny's actually an excellent jeweler, or at least he was before he got his gem-cutting chunk of flesh torn off.
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She already agreed to marry him twice! I guess this is just how proposals work in the Newspaperverse.
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Lurdiak posted:Can we shrink this and make it this thread's official emote? 
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Johnny Walker posted:I want to say this was originally made here but I'm not sure. I love the way the brick just floats away after bonking him.
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Choco1980 posted:I love the way the brick just floats away after bonking him. It's needed elsewhere.
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Alhazred posted:It's needed elsewhere. There are other spider-men, in other worlds. Its work is never done.
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mind the walrus posted:He's a mole man and diamonds are common as hell. He probably has a ton stuck in his taint and asscrack just from sitting around down there.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:There are other spider-men, in other worlds. Its work is never done.  (From a comic strip megathread many moons ago)
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Haifisch posted:
this is art.
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Haifisch posted:
can we just restart this thread wherein its nothing but this?
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Haifisch posted:
"If you want a vision of the Newspaper Spider-Man strip, imagine a brick landing on Spider-Man's head - forever." - George Orwell.
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Next someone needs to make an image where the brick stays centered as it moves from spidey to spidey.
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Nice Captain Morgan stance, Melvin.
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Choco1980 posted:Next someone needs to make an image where the brick stays centered as it moves from spidey to spidey. Either that or the Spideys get back up just in time for another brick to fall on them, so that if you tile the image they're perfectly in sync.
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I WANT PICTURES. PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN. Comics Kingdom however seems to have uploaded Hagar the Horrible in its place?
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