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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
God bless our national dumb as rocks trash bird

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Reality Winner posted:

I shoulda been a goth

i shouldvr been a pair of edward scissorhandls
scuttling across thr floors of silent seas

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

Alan Smithee posted:

Explain how you get a dorctor wife

When given the option, go full malkavian and commit.

So shrooms and Goodwill? Worked for me, YMMV.

Fix has issued a correction as of 08:52 on Jul 10, 2017

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

MariusLecter posted:

God bless our national dumb as rocks trash bird

BUT ENOUGH ABOUT THE PRESIDENT

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Alan Smithee posted:

Explain how you get a dorctor wife

u get to pick yr characters contqcts etc

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

MariusLecter posted:

God bless our national dumb as rocks trash bird

turkeys are superior in every way other than aerodynamics


" F I R S T I N F L I G H T "

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
lmao i love politico

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

turkeys are superior in every way other than aerodynamics


" F I R S T I N F L I G H T "

Here is a picture of a wild turkey nest I took this morning:



There are only eleven eggs because the dog stole one, but she is a gentle giant.

This has been an unusual day.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Homeless Friend posted:

lmao i love politico



Glad to see Politico going cuck for the Zuck!

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfjDAWJAAlo

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

turkeys are superior in every way other than aerodynamics


" F I R S T I N F L I G H T "

ya but do you want to be the people who eat their national bird?

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON


LOL it was his hair all along.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Spice Girls "Wannabe" came out 21 years ago

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Homeless Friend posted:

lmao i love politico



"islam good"

"boooooooo!"

"okay islam bad"

"booooooOO!"

"islam for some, littler american flags for all!"

"yaaaaaaaay"

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Homeless Friend posted:

lmao i love politico



robot robot you're the robot

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Zyla posted:

Spice Girls "Wannabe" came out 21 years ago

thats impossible im only twenty-wo

gently caress

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

Alan Smithee posted:

ya but do you want to be the people who eat their national bird?

Nah, let's neglect them and let them run feral and carry lice to our schoolkids.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Homeless Friend posted:

lmao i love politico



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-AMec7yr7c

Don't let me stay, don't let me stay
My logic says burn so send me away
Your minds are too green, I despise all I've seen
You can't stake your lives on a savior machine

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Homeless Friend posted:

lmao i love politico



Y'know, a lot of sci-fi deals with the question of whether AI could be equal to humans and robots should have rights, but it'd be fun to see how that'd work with a Democratic Republic. Immortal voters who can build more of themselves don't really fit the standard pattern, and that's just the start of the shenanigans you can get up to. Put one on the supreme court and lock that seat down forever.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Zyla posted:

Spice Girls "Wannabe" came out 21 years ago

really really really wanna zeger zeg mans

jigokuman
Aug 28, 2002


Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

Alan Smithee posted:

Explain how you get a dorctor wife

http://www.wikihow.com/Date-a-Doctor

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Zyla posted:

Spice Girls "Wannabe" came out 21 years ago

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/884298777192017920

post-colonial slumbers

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

http://i.imgur.com/OtQfsEp.mp4

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Dolash posted:

Y'know, a lot of sci-fi deals with the question of whether AI could be equal to humans and robots should have rights, but it'd be fun to see how that'd work with a Democratic Republic. Immortal voters who can build more of themselves don't really fit the standard pattern, and that's just the start of the shenanigans you can get up to. Put one on the supreme court and lock that seat down forever.

i agree that al gore is a fckin goober but get real, hes a human

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




roombas own

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
id like to get some shrooms but im a dork and theyre not semilegal here like pot is

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
baloog-san, what are the pros and cons of cabin life? i need to get out og the city.

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

Homeless Friend posted:

lmao i love politico



Well, if there was a time to say this, it's now. You can't fault their timing.

UrAClassAct
Apr 10, 2012
trmp still president lol

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



id vote for yul bryner but i wouldnt voye for wesley crusher

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

postin on page 2050 which is a year none of us will probably see inshallah

*satire

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


punchymcpunch posted:

id vote for yul bryner but i wouldnt voye for wesley crusher

what about the wesley crusher who became one with the speed force

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

punchymcpunch posted:

really really really wanna zeger zeg mans

Pidgin Englishman
Apr 30, 2007

If you shoot
you better hit your mark

What is this I wanna read it

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

punchymcpunch posted:

id vote for yul bryner but i wouldnt voye for wesley crusher

lol u wouldnt vote for yourself weak

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/884277825183784960

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


"free speech on college campuses" which is a thing that already exists lol

Cernovich is such a sad fucker

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Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Has Junior yet denied what he just said and found out that he can't get away with that like his father can?

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