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du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Hollismason posted:

That did 100% did not happen

It absolutely loving did happen. I can't find the post right now but it was a two page long goldmined thread where he posted a link to some picture website (not snapchat, something earlier) that had hundreds of pictures of him in the same pose, and also removing his teeth with a pair of needlenosed pliers, and hundreds of pictures of his bleeding mouth. He got banned by the end of the thread for being a weirdo. I think this was around 2010 or so.

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Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

Hi. I don't recognize your reg name but I kinda think you're a huge bitch. thank you.

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Syd Midnight posted:

Y'all need to stop pretending Elsa is just a gimmick account and not a genuine serious creep. It'll dawn on you.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

post-modern, post-structure, post-truth, post-meaning; an ever-shrinking circle of confused ageing computer men screaming soundlessly at each other that they don't know what or who is real any more, that posting is a lie and personalities a myth, communicating their existential despair through increasingly bizarre signifiers and symbols known only to them, struggling to use this shared language to cast doubt and asperions on the very stories that gave them their alphabet. holy poo poo. pisssssss. get real beefy jo n h endren

Nude
Nov 16, 2014

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

post-modern, post-structure, post-truth, post-meaning; an ever-shrinking circle of confused ageing computer men screaming soundlessly at each other that they don't know what or who is real any more, that posting is a lie and personalities a myth, communicating their existential despair through increasingly bizarre signifiers and symbols known only to them, struggling to use this shared language to cast doubt and asperions on the very stories that gave them their alphabet. holy poo poo. pisssssss. get real beefy jo n h endren

Sir, this is a Wendy's drive thru.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Nude posted:

Sir, this is a Wendy's drive thru.

Can I get fries with that?

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
So what was the story with that giant old lady head that was bouncing around the forums awhile back?

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax

du -hast posted:

It absolutely loving did happen. I can't find the post right now but it was a two page long goldmined thread where he posted a link to some picture website (not snapchat, something earlier) that had hundreds of pictures of him in the same pose, and also removing his teeth with a pair of needlenosed pliers, and hundreds of pictures of his bleeding mouth. He got banned by the end of the thread for being a weirdo. I think this was around 2010 or so.

That was Dr. Casio

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Free Market Mambo posted:

That was Dr. Casio

Who was a massive pedophile and tried to come back here after his release from prison

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Anybody remember the period of forums where someone would post the extremely long "better nate than lever" story in like every thread

LSD CURES JUNKIES
Sep 12, 2013

Sid Vicious posted:

Who was a massive pedophile and tried to come back here after his release from prison

Oh my god he's the creepiest bastard.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

you should accuse me of having a boner, tell several people I have a boner, and then when I try to laugh it off with you, end up being sincere about accusing me of having a boner.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Elsa posted:

you should accuse me of having a boner, tell several people I have a boner, and then when I try to laugh it off with you, end up being sincere about accusing me of having a boner.
:what:

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Free Market Mambo posted:

That was Dr. Casio
That was his name! I could not remember. Easily the single most insane person the forums have ever seen.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Elsa posted:

you should accuse me of having a boner, tell several people I have a boner, and then when I try to laugh it off with you, end up being sincere about accusing me of having a boner.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

I'm reveling in this.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Did I miss something? Everything I've seen from Elsa is just boring white noise.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

FactsAreUseless posted:

That was his name! I could not remember. Easily the single most insane person the forums have ever seen.

That's high praise.

Also Elsa quit it with your masochistic boner

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Oh wait that's the dude that traces over free Poser models to make Frozen porn

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Did I miss something? Everything I've seen from Elsa is just boring white noise.

Not really

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

Elsa posted:

you should accuse me of having a boner, tell several people I have a boner, and then when I try to laugh it off with you, end up being sincere about accusing me of having a boner.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Thank gently caress, another Elsa-free month

Grandmother of Five
May 9, 2008


I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Sid Vicious posted:

Who was a massive pedophile and tried to come back here after his release from prison

Is there a story behind how that got found out?

Generally requesting any stories where goons over-share and ends up busted in a major way because of it, as well. I know that goons have been incarcerated for pretty much every imaginable crime, so there ought to be a couple of stories.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Grandmother of Five posted:

Is there a story behind how that got found out?

If you're talking about Aatrek, somebody over at SomethingSensitive, the forum for banned crybabies to post about how much they hate SA (seriously, that on its own is hilarious) got banned by Aatrek and doxxed him hoping to harass him or something and found that out.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Rough Lobster posted:

So what was the story with that giant old lady head that was bouncing around the forums awhile back?

I think the whole story was that Lowtax found that particular picture of Carol Channing really funny.

http://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/carol-channing-head/1/

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Grandmother of Five posted:

Is there a story behind how that got found out?

Generally requesting any stories where goons over-share and ends up busted in a major way because of it, as well. I know that goons have been incarcerated for pretty much every imaginable crime, so there ought to be a couple of stories.

I believe in his massive photobucket or Flickr or whatever there was a ton of pictures of him stalking teen and preteen girls and taking their pictures without permission and from there people discovered some of his posts from offsite, idk if it was from a Chan or some other website that is accepting of that sort of behaviour, that's all I can really remember from his original time posting here but then he was arrested for, I believe, possession of child pornography and made a new account when he was released from jail and a poster who I sadly can't remember pointed out who he was and then we all dog piled on him about it, I made a QCS thread about him being back and who he was and he was quickly permabanned again.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Glenn Quebec posted:

I'm reveling in this.

:same:

mallratcal
Sep 10, 2003


Dr. Casio still has his Flickr account but instead of just talking photos of himself he's moved on to creep shots.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


mallratcal posted:

Dr. Casio still has his Flickr account but instead of just talking photos of himself he's moved on to creep shots.

They were always there that's how he was found out

mallratcal
Sep 10, 2003


Sid Vicious posted:

They were always there that's how he was found out

My bad. I must have blocked those out, all I remember were his selfies and filthy apartment.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Not Aatrek then. Jesus this dead gay forum has had some real bad ones.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Not Aatrek then. Jesus this dead gay forum has had some real bad ones.

I can't even imagine what's clogging up the donald right now.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

I can't even imagine what's clogging up the donald right now.

Probably a whole bunch of mcdonalds

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Not Aatrek then. Jesus this dead gay forum has had some real bad ones.

Get enough people and you'll find some real winners

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
I was talking about an old old thread like pre 2007 maybe, about a user named Hollis Mason that complained he couldnt afford to go to the dentist so he literally yanked some teeth with vodka and a pair of pliers. Posted pics while he did it. It was intense and maybe the most insane thing I'd seen on these forums at that time. Puts gooncamp to shame, if any gooncampers had any shame.

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum
So I was in the middle of some deep google'n to try and find the aforementioned teeth/pliers thread, and ended on a wordpress page of someone who took all of user Adaptive Systems long posts and compiled them into a 100+ page ebook and made a fanpage for him or her.

https://adaptivesystems.wordpress.com/about/

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

Charles Bukowski posted:

I was talking about an old old thread like pre 2007 maybe, about a user named Hollis Mason that complained he couldnt afford to go to the dentist so he literally yanked some teeth with vodka and a pair of pliers. Posted pics while he did it. It was intense and maybe the most insane thing I'd seen on these forums at that time. Puts gooncamp to shame, if any gooncampers had any shame.

yea I remember him saying something about the smell or taste of rotting chicken, a lot of pressure being released when he pulled the first one. I think he did most of them and later got his teeth replaced.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
How the hell did I never hear about this?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Harry Potter on Ice posted:

a lot of pressure being released when he pulled the first one

That must have felt so good.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

Charles Bukowski posted:

I was talking about an old old thread like pre 2007 maybe, about a user named Hollis Mason that complained he couldnt afford to go to the dentist so he literally yanked some teeth with vodka and a pair of pliers. Posted pics while he did it. It was intense and maybe the most insane thing I'd seen on these forums at that time. Puts gooncamp to shame, if any gooncampers had any shame.

This did not happen. I posted a thread I think about how I couldn't afford a dentist and was considering it. I ended up getting them fixed after a good referred me to a non profit organization.

I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av

Charles Bukowski posted:

I was talking about an old old thread like pre 2007 maybe, about a user named Hollis Mason that complained he couldnt afford to go to the dentist so he literally yanked some teeth with vodka and a pair of pliers. Posted pics while he did it. It was intense and maybe the most insane thing I'd seen on these forums at that time. Puts gooncamp to shame, if any gooncampers had any shame.

There was a guy in the goon SS13 community who claimed to have done this, doubt it's the same guy though since he wasn't really the kind to put up with posting in GBS.

EDIT:
Come to think of it i'm not sure you CAN just yank a tooth out with pliers. Had to get one of my teeth out once and the dentist had a hard time removing it by brute force even after drilling and chipping at it a bunch to weaken it.

I Said No has a new favorite as of 22:39 on Jul 10, 2017

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Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Scudworth posted:

So I was in the middle of some deep google'n to try and find the aforementioned teeth/pliers thread, and ended on a wordpress page of someone who took all of user Adaptive Systems long posts and compiled them into a 100+ page ebook and made a fanpage for him or her.

https://adaptivesystems.wordpress.com/about/

Haha wtf, it's like that huge rear end analysis of four chapters of "a dance with dragons" but is about a weird goon. I've never heard of "Adaptive Systems", is this worth reading any of?

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