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jBrereton posted:ok but also a daily reminder that donald trump has never declared himself to be the greco-roman god of all gods from inside a nuclear sub, and is mainly concerned with how funny it was that he beat Hillary Clinton in an election. he claimed he stopped the rain so he's totally done this
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trump, possibly jokingly: "god made the rain stop at the most attended inauguration speech to the most crushing electoral college win in history" (none of this is true) macron: "the thoughts of the gods are too complex for ceux qui sont rien to understand. Now, we, the president of France and co-prince of Andorra, must delve into the world of Poseidon if we are to truly rule over him."
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it's not unusual for 'jupitérien' to be used to describe a person or thing but because it doesn't have an exact english equivalent anglophone idiots have decided it means 'literally a god'. macron used it to mean 'removed and dignified', i.e. more like De Gaul and less like Holande, who was elected as a 'normal guy' and who wound up the least popular president in modern French history.
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Jul 9, 2017 10:02
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by jupiter's cock macron better shut the gently caress up imo
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Fallen Hamprince posted:it's not unusual for 'jupitérien' to be used to describe a person or thing but because it doesn't have an exact english equivalent anglophone idiots have decided it means 'literally a god'. macron used it to mean 'removed and dignified', i.e. more like De Gaul and less like Holande, who was elected as a 'normal guy' and who wound up the least popular president in modern French history. "président normal" goddamn , that was retarded macron just want to play commander in chief while the domestic poo poo falls unto his prime minister's lap
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Fallen Hamprince posted:it's not unusual for 'jupitérien' to be used to describe a person or thing but because it doesn't have an exact english equivalent anglophone idiots have decided it means 'literally a god'. macron used it to mean 'removed and dignified', i.e. more like De Gaul and less like Holande, who was elected as a 'normal guy' and who wound up the least popular president in modern French history.
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whats all this about macron declaring himself god i've not been paying attention
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Lastgirl posted:by jupiter's cock macron better shut the gently caress up imo MACRON RAGES ON, MACRON RAGES ON
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https://twitter.com/scott_satzer/status/883192479041937408
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Fallen Hamprince posted:it's not unusual for 'jupitérien' to be used to describe a person or thing but because it doesn't have an exact english equivalent anglophone idiots have decided it means 'literally a god'. macron used it to mean 'removed and dignified', i.e. more like De Gaul and less like Holande, who was elected as a 'normal guy' and who wound up the least popular president in modern French history. insanely normal to describe yourself as imperious and removed, as the leader of a country
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Jose posted:whats all this about macron declaring himself god i've not been paying attention he said he wanted his presidency to be jovian in style (jupiterian isn't a word, fools), as in he would preside from above in matters of foreign policy and defense and big speeches and so on, while the day to day domestic issues would be relegated to his prime minister and the government he also said stuff like "i won't do the traditional bastille day interview with the press, because my complex thought process doesn't lend itself to the exercise" Kurtofan has issued a correction as of 11:49 on Jul 9, 2017 |
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get that OUT of my face posted:ya know, maybe we're all hosed after all, not just america Realtalk (between ponies) smartphones are hella influential in human migration and conflict and will probs be as disruptive as the printing press Altho like the (First) French Revolution that will probably become clearer l8r
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I thought Jupiterien were like the Patricians of Athens.
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To be fair saying he wants to be the closest France had to an actual legitimately elected fascist president reborn isn't that much more reassuring.
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Fallen Hamprince posted:i wish more socialist leaders were like sankara, ideally they'd all be deposed before they got the chance to commit mass murder that would just encourage the next socialist leader to enact purges more quickly and efficiently where's ur game theory smh
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Lastgirl posted:by jupiter's cock macron better shut the gently caress up imo normie brain: havin lots of ladies sparking brain: turning into a swan galaxy brain: turning into a golden rain cosmic brain: PECKERWOOD
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Kurtofan posted:(jupiterian isn't a word, fools) this is america
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jBrereton posted:ok but also a daily reminder that donald trump has never declared himself to be the greco-roman god of all gods from inside a nuclear sub, and is mainly concerned with how funny it was that he beat Hillary Clinton in an election. what's trump's username?
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exmarx posted:insanely normal to describe yourself as imperious and removed, as the leader of a country Part of the mental disease of postmodernist 'thinking' is abstracting everything too far. He's not the leader of "a country" he's a leader of France. When you fix that error in your sentence it begins to make sense, as if by magic.
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Hakimashou do you ever think about just serious posting for a change?
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Fallen Hamprince posted:i wish more socialist leaders were like sankara, ideally they'd all be deposed before they got the chance to commit mass murder same but us presidents
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Jose posted:Hakimashou do you ever think about just serious posting for a change? I was being completely serious, and also, I was right.
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"I will be a Jupiterian president, like the general whose presidency ended with mass protests, attempted coups and a couple ruinous colonial wars that the majority of the french population was against"
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Jul 9, 2017 21:30
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A haughty frenchman, impossible!
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All of Hakimashou's personal opinions are wrong, but his analysis that Macron is what the French deserve is spot on.
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Man Musk posted:Realtalk (between ponies) smartphones are hella influential in human migration and conflict and will probs be as disruptive as the printing press
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Although on further consideration I just remembered that Mélenchon says he hates Americans because we're terrible cooks, so actually he's more french and hakamishou is wrong again.
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By turning his back on the French political establishment and starting his own party for the purpose of becoming president, Emmanuel Macron placed the crown on his own head.
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hakimashou posted:A haughty frenchman, impossible! 
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French PM says tax cuts for wealthy may come in 2018 Reforms planned by Edouard Philippe reflect desire to lure business lmfao
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i like how macron is the reasonable centrist leader of the free world, and by that i mean immediately submitting to the whims of capital
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Taintrunner posted:i like how macron is the reasonable centrist leader of the free world, and by that i mean immediately submitting to the whims of capital what else did you think reasonable centrism ever meant
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Taintrunner posted:i like how macron is the reasonable centrist leader of the free world, and by that i mean immediately submitting to the whims of capital Reasonable centrism is basically enacting Fukuyama's worldview of a thousand year neoliberal reich.
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"You know if you just went for menopausal women you could avoid this crisis of overpopulation" - Pres Macron, predictably.
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Agnosticnixie posted:Beating Sarkozy and Chirac in less than two months in office is probably some kind of record?
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jBrereton posted:He may beat Coty and Hollande yet! I mean in terms of somehow managing to beat the "Smell and Noise" speech and the bullshit Sarkozy said about Africa. Also this is incredibly unfair to Coty.
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