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nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

AndyElusive posted:

Fainted After 3rd time.

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Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
I taught a Chinese girl that the slang for breasts is "milks." It has been wonderful.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
I don't want to close my eyes
I don't want to rotate pennies
Because I miss you bhabi
And I don't want to shag again

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!

Clearly this fellow was inspired by the "rectums merging" line in Burroughs' Naked Lunch

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Haier posted:

I taught a Chinese girl that the slang for breasts is "milks." It has been wonderful.



How did this come about lol

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

Haier posted:

I taught a Chinese girl that the slang for breasts is "milks." It has been wonderful.



What does she want to do with her milks

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
The Indian accent is not a sexy accent, mainly because every time you hear it, you're either talking to someone in tech support or a telephone scammer.

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

vyst posted:

How did this come about lol

Psycho Society posted:

What does she want to do with her milks
After weeks of calling them milks, she was asking when they would produce milk. I told her after she had a baby. She was very disappointed, because she never plans on marrying or having kids. Her breasts are huge by local Chinese standards, and quite good by international standards, and she was upset she had to carry around these big tanks that are just for show and will have no functional purpose in her lifetime.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Free Market Mambo posted:

I don't want to close my eyes
I don't want to rotate pennies
Because I miss you bhabi
And I don't want to shag again

And even when I dream of choot
The sweetest choot still smells like poo
Cuz you're curry gently caress
and I don't want to shag again

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Haier posted:

After weeks of calling them milks, she was asking when they would produce milk. I told her after she had a baby. She was very disappointed, because she never plans on marrying or having kids. Her breasts are huge by local Chinese standards, and quite good by international standards, and she was upset she had to carry around these big tanks that are just for show and will have no functional purpose in her lifetime.
...how did she not know that? :wth:

Morton Salt Grrl
Sep 2, 2011

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
FRESH BLOOD


May their memory be a justification for genocide

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

And even when I dream of choot
The sweetest choot still smells like poo
Cuz you're curry gently caress
and I don't want to shag again

I don't wanna miss your navel
I don't wanna miss your pits
I just wanna be lesbo with you
In your rear end in a top hat with you, just like this

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

http://i.imgur.com/cAi9ATV.mp4

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
Whaaat

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

Say Nothing posted:

The Indian accent is not a sexy accent, mainly because every time you hear it, you're either talking to someone in tech support or a telephone scammer.

Or a hotel owner named Patel.

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

I think bhai means brother in Hindi. Um yeah Sohaib, that's hilarious!

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy




unpacked robinhood fucked around with this message at 12:56 on Jul 12, 2017

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



Wow I'm getting lot's of fantasy

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Lol at the pudgy bellybutton triangle cut out

THE AWESOME GHOST
Oct 21, 2005

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

here it is again in case anyone missed it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXyQ-OD3hM0

It's all so so good

This is the hardest I have laughed at literally anything for 5 minutes

THE AWESOME GHOST
Oct 21, 2005


Last time I was in Delhi there were people who had no electricity in their houses who had a phone with internet (and facebook)

I have no idea where they charge the phone

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
Doesn't Facebook have some program to provide the "developing world" with free internet (i.e. Facebook)?

Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef

Imagined posted:

Doesn't Facebook have some program to provide the "developing world" with free internet (i.e. Facebook)?

Yeah, internet.org.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!

Bold Robot posted:

Wow I'm getting lot's of fantasy

What d duckkk!

The Whoreax
Sep 7, 2008
I speak for the wood.

green chicken feet posted:

bhai means brother in Hindi

This is correct

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

green chicken feet posted:

I think bhai means brother in Hindi. Um yeah Sohaib, that's hilarious!
It's the same word for brother and male first cousin - they are as brothers.

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010
https://www.facebook.com/hindustantimes/videos/vb.111445058579/10155170197328580/?type=2&theater

The ultimate troll?

5er
Jun 1, 2000


So just what the gently caress does 'walla tarkee' work out to?

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

5er posted:


So just what the gently caress does 'walla tarkee' work out to?
Tharki, etc., means pervert/ed, horny, lusty. The guys that make up the content on this thread are tharki as hell.

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

It's the same word for brother and male first cousin - they are as brothers.

OK, so "cousin/brother" is better than "brother", I guess. But not by much...

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Haier posted:



Tharki, etc., means pervert/ed, horny, lusty. The guys that make up the content on this thread are tharki as hell.

Tharki = Thirsty ?

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
thristy fr ur navel milkies u lesbo

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
When bhabi gives me milkies

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
India.

pikabelle
Nov 23, 2012
Hel lo looking for milks sexzzzz

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy


One of those guys has videos of himself

unpacked robinhood fucked around with this message at 19:29 on Jul 19, 2017

wit
Jul 26, 2011

I don't understand Jorge's post but two people loving loved it, one of which likely Jacqueline damasco.

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Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Hello I am Shakti kumar

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