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Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

TBeats posted:

Maybe the people we owe can repo a few states. As far as internal debt, I dunno.

Burn Atlanta for the insurance money

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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Alaska is an amazing place.

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler

Professor Bling posted:

Burn Atlanta for the insurance money

:sherman:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

cowboy elvis posted:

Alaska is an amazing place.

i wanna visit sometime tbh

maybe even do an alaskan cruise

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

i wanna visit sometime tbh

maybe even do an alaskan cruise

the idea of being stuck on a cruiser ship freaks me out and I'll never do it

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Cruises are amazing.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

i wanna visit sometime tbh

maybe even do an alaskan cruise

Take a week off during the summer. See it from inland for a few days then pop over to Seward.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
All of northern BC in Canada is amazing as well

edit: might be a little smokey and firey right now though

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

https://twitter.com/davelevinthal/status/884406855279226881

Here's your flash forward to mid-November 2020, when we're wondering if the bruising primary fight between Oprah and Mark Zuckerberg got Trump reelected, or whether The Rock's third-party run split the electorate.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



The biggest bummer about that Mattis interview with the highschool news reporter is that it can't be archived in the wayback machine, thanks to good ol' robots.txt, so when they decide to clean up their webpage next year, off it goes to the memory hole.

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

Professor Bling posted:

Burn Atlanta for the insurance money

I swear to you it's the outside of the perimeter that needs to burn. A lot of the middle of Atlanta is redeemable I promise!

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


KildarX posted:

I swear to you it's the outside of the perimeter that needs to burn. A lot of the middle of Atlanta is redeemable I promise!

burn Cobb, Forsyth, and northern Fulton counties instead

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Drop a nuke on the rest just to be sure. You don't want them to crawl out and rebuild.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Johnny Five-Jaces posted:

burn Cobb, Forsyth, and northern Fulton counties instead

What about Hazzard county? :v:

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/PaulaReidCBS/status/884522085225308160

https://twitter.com/PaulaReidCBS/status/884522827709394945

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Peak army:

https://www.army.mil/article/188368/fort_drum_nco_makes_history_at_ranger_school

10th mountain's 2nd BCT command sergeant major redeployed from Iraq early to attend ranger school, accomplishing several things at once:

-Becoming the oldest soldier to graduate ranger school

-Demonstrating how little we're doing in Iraq

-Proving once and for all the absolute uselessness of CSMs

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

KildarX posted:

I swear to you it's the outside of the perimeter that needs to burn. A lot of the middle of Atlanta is redeemable I promise!

No city needs more than one street with the same loving name. I'm pretty sure there are three in Atlanta named Peachtree and I swear to god I think two of them intersect.

Raze the city.

(spare the aquarium)

Soylent Pudding
Jun 22, 2007

We've got people!


Save Georgia's 5th district (Rep. John Lewis's district is all the good parts of ATL) and then burn everything across the south until we reach New Orleans. Then celebrate with booze and gumbo before nuking Texas.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



McNally posted:

No city needs more than one street with the same loving name. I'm pretty sure there are three in Atlanta named Peachtree and I swear to god I think two of them intersect.

Raze the city.

(spare the aquarium)

There are 6 major ones, and one intersection has 3 of them coming together in a massive pile of gently caress.

If you're curious there are 71 "Peachtree Street"s in Atlanta.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
If we burn it all down then we can't give it up when we default on our debts and need to give up something for repo to other countries, and then we have to give up the parts we didn't want to burn.

Just something to think about!

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

McNally posted:

No city needs more than one street with the same loving name. I'm pretty sure there are three in Atlanta named Peachtree and I swear to god I think two of them intersect.

Raze the city.

(spare the aquarium)

Peachtree street intersects Peachtree Battle.

orange juche posted:

There are 6 major ones, and one intersection has 3 of them coming together in a massive pile of gently caress.

If you're curious there are 71 "Peachtree Street"s in Atlanta.

I didn't know there where that many. Man this city wasn't really planned out.

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

TBeats posted:

If we burn it all down then we can't give it up when we default on our debts and need to give up something for repo to other countries, and then we have to give up the parts we didn't want to burn.

Just something to think about!

Look you burn Atlanta and then give the creditors, I dunno, all of Kansas? Who'd miss that shithole?

Hell, just give 'em the whole of the lower Great Plains, all the cool nature poo poo's up north anyway


and gently caress the entire top half of Texas



editZ: also I don't trust a dude that chooses Kildar anything as a screen name after reading those Ghost novels

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Professor Bling posted:

Look you burn Atlanta and then give the creditors, I dunno, all of Kansas? Who'd miss that shithole?

Hell, just give 'em the whole of the lower Great Plains, all the cool nature poo poo's up north anyway


and gently caress the entire top half of Texas



editZ: also I don't trust a dude that chooses Kildar anything as a screen name after reading those Ghost novels

I don't trust someone who says Battle even if they say it ironically.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Not sure if we should sell florida back to the spanish or just do everyone a favor and speed up sea level rise and sink it

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

Professor Bling posted:

editZ: also I don't trust a dude that chooses Kildar anything as a screen name after reading those Ghost novels


You spent money and read those things? I just watched the TFR Lets read for them.

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
they got donated to my town library and i was the dude they called to basically see if the milwank fiction was good enough to put on the shelf


then also the let's read, yes

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

trump has cancelled construction of a new fbi headquarters

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Yeah, that'll show him!

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Can I post the do you think about death clip yet?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Nostalgia4Butts posted:

trump has cancelled construction of a new fbi headquarters

That will show the guy he just fired who's boss! The current FBI staff will love that they are saving money!

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

trump has cancelled construction of a new fbi headquarters

Wasn't there something about how one of his buddies was going to profit off it?

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

TBeats posted:

If we burn it all down then we can't give it up when we default on our debts and need to give up something for repo to other countries, and then we have to give up the parts we didn't want to burn.

Just something to think about!

okay I don't think you understand how treasury bills work

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
That's cool neither does the Freedom Caucus

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

maffew buildings posted:

That's cool neither does the Freedom Caucus

true

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Marine KC-130 crashed. 5 dead.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/07/10/military-plane-crashes-mississippi/466618001/

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

atlanta is one of the liberal cities in the south, which side are you fuckers on

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Reverand maynard posted:

atlanta is one of the liberal cities in the south, which side are you fuckers on

The winning side :patriot:

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Chichevache posted:

The winning side :patriot:
god bless

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Chichevache posted:

The winning side :patriot:

I don't have a lot of moral fortitude. If I did I wouldn't have enlisted.

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Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

What the poo poo, it's not even rotary wing.

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